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	<title>Comments on: SAYING &#8220;BEST KEYBOARD BREAKDOWNS&#8221; IS LIKE SAYING &#8220;BEST INSTANCES OF ANAL RAPE&#8221;</title>
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		<title>By: eric</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/saying-best-keyboard-breakdowns-is-like-saying-best-instances-of-anal-rape/#comment-412792</link>
		<dc:creator>eric</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 15:14:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol@scrub who fails at interpreting lyrics</description>
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		<title>By: Taylor Hart</title>
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		<dc:creator>Taylor Hart</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 04:05:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>BOO&#039;s new album is not so good.  They lost their identity.  They kept it real and did their thing on their first album.  It was who they were.  I guess they forgot or something.  I dont know...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BOO&#8217;s new album is not so good.  They lost their identity.  They kept it real and did their thing on their first album.  It was who they were.  I guess they forgot or something.  I dont know&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: <fb:name linked="false" useyou="false" uid="100000017207836">Logan Alyxander Johnson</fb:name></title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/saying-best-keyboard-breakdowns-is-like-saying-best-instances-of-anal-rape/#comment-406045</link>
		<dc:creator><fb:name linked="false" useyou="false" uid="100000017207836">Logan Alyxander Johnson</fb:name></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 21:21:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>was going to post something about that until i saw this comment.. marc is sick</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>was going to post something about that until i saw this comment.. marc is sick</p>
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		<title>By: Mike Adam</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/saying-best-keyboard-breakdowns-is-like-saying-best-instances-of-anal-rape/#comment-358487</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:51:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You understand about them thank god im not the only one</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You understand about them thank god im not the only one</p>
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		<title>By: Mike Adam</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/saying-best-keyboard-breakdowns-is-like-saying-best-instances-of-anal-rape/#comment-358486</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike Adam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry im 18 hate all this stupid Core shit. And Im learning to play guitar better so I might stick out as a  18 year old dude who has good taste in metal.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry im 18 hate all this stupid Core shit. And Im learning to play guitar better so I might stick out as a  18 year old dude who has good taste in metal.</p>
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		<title>By: Joe The Wizard</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joe The Wizard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:02:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahaha, I love the &quot;I don&#039;t listen to this crap anymore&quot; comment at the beginning of the video.  Oh, you made something 10 months ago where you called them &quot;THE BEST&quot; and suddenly you&#039;ve had such a change of heart that it&#039;s now &quot;CRAP&quot;?  Way to be easily swayed, kid.  Not only that, but you&#039;ve got at least 4 breakdown related videos on your YouTube page?  Seriously?  And you&#039;re 22?  What are you, fucking simple?  Do you breathe through your mouth?

Horse the Band is fucking rad, though.  And pretty much the only actual breakdowns in this list.

You want to know the best keyboard breakdowns?  Any Rhapsody track.  Dude, those Italian motherfuckers shred.  And songs about dragons and shit that they totally take seriously?  Best band on Earth.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahaha, I love the &#8220;I don&#8217;t listen to this crap anymore&#8221; comment at the beginning of the video.  Oh, you made something 10 months ago where you called them &#8220;THE BEST&#8221; and suddenly you&#8217;ve had such a change of heart that it&#8217;s now &#8220;CRAP&#8221;?  Way to be easily swayed, kid.  Not only that, but you&#8217;ve got at least 4 breakdown related videos on your YouTube page?  Seriously?  And you&#8217;re 22?  What are you, fucking simple?  Do you breathe through your mouth?</p>
<p>Horse the Band is fucking rad, though.  And pretty much the only actual breakdowns in this list.</p>
<p>You want to know the best keyboard breakdowns?  Any Rhapsody track.  Dude, those Italian motherfuckers shred.  And songs about dragons and shit that they totally take seriously?  Best band on Earth.</p>
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		<title>By: ISUXDIX</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/saying-best-keyboard-breakdowns-is-like-saying-best-instances-of-anal-rape/#comment-316950</link>
		<dc:creator>ISUXDIX</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 11:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Abstract Art by Born of Osiris is without a doubt the sloppiest sounding thing i have ever heard in my life that keyboard sounds so out of place and half assed it doesn&#039;t really help that the rest of the band is insufferable and should not play music anymore.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Abstract Art by Born of Osiris is without a doubt the sloppiest sounding thing i have ever heard in my life that keyboard sounds so out of place and half assed it doesn&#8217;t really help that the rest of the band is insufferable and should not play music anymore.</p>
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		<title>By: Marcel</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marcel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 08:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Which makes IT even more awesome, ofcourse.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Which makes IT even more awesome, ofcourse.</p>
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		<title>By: Marcel</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marcel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 08:31:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Rammstein - Keine Lust has a good keyboard breakdown, part of another guitar/drums breakdown. Which makes is even more awesome, ofcourse.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rammstein &#8211; Keine Lust has a good keyboard breakdown, part of another guitar/drums breakdown. Which makes is even more awesome, ofcourse.</p>
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		<title>By: nifkin</title>
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		<dc:creator>nifkin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 03:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Horse the Band is fucking amazing and all the stuff Lord Gold plays on the keys is the shit!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Horse the Band is fucking amazing and all the stuff Lord Gold plays on the keys is the shit!!!</p>
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		<title>By: You Suck</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/saying-best-keyboard-breakdowns-is-like-saying-best-instances-of-anal-rape/#comment-315964</link>
		<dc:creator>You Suck</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:59:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Totally all guitar sounds.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Totally all guitar sounds.</p>
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		<title>By: You Suck</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/saying-best-keyboard-breakdowns-is-like-saying-best-instances-of-anal-rape/#comment-315963</link>
		<dc:creator>You Suck</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:54:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ah satire...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah satire&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: You Suck</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/saying-best-keyboard-breakdowns-is-like-saying-best-instances-of-anal-rape/#comment-315960</link>
		<dc:creator>You Suck</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:53:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Credit were it&#039;s due...That guy effing rips on the keys. ever see them live? He fucking shreds with the keyboard tipped all the way back so it&#039;s upright and the keys face away. While swilling a Heineken!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Credit were it&#8217;s due&#8230;That guy effing rips on the keys. ever see them live? He fucking shreds with the keyboard tipped all the way back so it&#8217;s upright and the keys face away. While swilling a Heineken!!!</p>
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		<title>By: You Suck</title>
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		<dc:creator>You Suck</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My vote for best anal rape would have to be in the flick irreversable. It&#039;s like fucking long, uncomfortably long. Like ten cinematic Technicolor minutes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My vote for best anal rape would have to be in the flick irreversable. It&#8217;s like fucking long, uncomfortably long. Like ten cinematic Technicolor minutes.</p>
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		<title>By: SourDeez</title>
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		<dc:creator>SourDeez</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:58:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s because they&#039;re the only band that actually makes breakdowns work, by using them very tastefully instead of throwing them in every fucking song. They keep em short and sweet. The breakdown from HORSE the Song on their new album is pretty awesome, and I don&#039;t even know why, they&#039;re just repeating their name with gang vocals. But again, just for a few seconds.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s because they&#8217;re the only band that actually makes breakdowns work, by using them very tastefully instead of throwing them in every fucking song. They keep em short and sweet. The breakdown from HORSE the Song on their new album is pretty awesome, and I don&#8217;t even know why, they&#8217;re just repeating their name with gang vocals. But again, just for a few seconds.</p>
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		<title>By: SergeantD</title>
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		<dc:creator>SergeantD</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:48:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>But then we wouldn&#039;t have Old Skull or Bad 4 Good!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But then we wouldn&#8217;t have Old Skull or Bad 4 Good!</p>
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		<title>By: Brutalizer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brutalizer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:53:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Some of the worst music ever written.</description>
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		<title>By: groverXIII</title>
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		<dc:creator>groverXIII</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:41:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>CUT! CUT! CUT! CUUUUT!

Yes, I like HORSE The Band. Better than the other bands on there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CUT! CUT! CUT! CUUUUT!</p>
<p>Yes, I like HORSE The Band. Better than the other bands on there.</p>
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		<title>By: Guy that knows way too many dead baby jokes</title>
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		<dc:creator>Guy that knows way too many dead baby jokes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:57:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like it how he states that &quot;He doesnt listen to this shit anymore this was made in December 2008&quot; Like it was some long ass time ago.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like it how he states that &#8220;He doesnt listen to this shit anymore this was made in December 2008&#8243; Like it was some long ass time ago.</p>
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		<title>By: MetalRod</title>
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		<dc:creator>MetalRod</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:47:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I made it to the one minute mark</description>
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