“WHAT? A NEW ROB ZOMBIE SONG?”
Friday, October 2nd, 2009 at 11:30am by Axl RosenbergThis new song from the Greatest Horror Director of All Time is actually called “What?” As in, “What? Is that Al Jourgensen singing?”
But, no, seriously. Is that Al Jourgensen singing? ‘Cause if it ain’t, he should sue.
Rob’s new offering, Hellbilly Deluxe 2: Noble Jackals, Penny Dreadfuls, and the Longest Fucking Title Ever Given to an Album Not Recorded by Fiona Apple, comes out November 17.
-AR
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WOW!!!……that sucked.
I hope the whole “greatest horror director of all time” thing was sarcasm.
Yeah that’s exactly what I thought when I heard this: SOUNDS LIKE AL JOURGENSEN.
It’s more “heavy metal for NOT metal chicks who think metal guys are hot”
Way to blow, Rob Zombie.
Honestly, I think most of his music can be described that way. Rob Zombie’s the dance music of metal. Just my opinion.
I’m pretty sure the longest album title next to Fiona Apple’s “When the Pawn…” is Coheed and Cambria’s “Good Apollo, I’m Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through The Eyes Of Madness”
What about Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk’s ‘Emily Dickinson Kindly Stops for Selective Serotonin Re Uptake Inhibitors’?
Premonition – “Look into a crystal ball and see that its kind of like a fairy tale between the tides of time and the gates of dawn where a black dove flies from out of the woods, and a mystical wizard casts his spell over the land and a shadow hangs over the garden that never grows, and as the dust and the ashes come falling down like rain, you can still hear the sound of music, forever drifting through the winds of Eden”.
Ok you win
I’ve seen Axl Rose in person. He looks like a midget Silent Bob. Just don’t go talking bad about soc1al1sm or he will mod you!
You mean Axl Rosenberg?
Garbage.
I’m so glad you mentioned Al Jourgenson…Rob Zombie completely ripped him off in the 90’s. He looked just like him! I’m sure there’s some pics floating around somewhere on the internets. It was like Al joined a shitty band and started singing “Yeah” 100 times in every song.
Great Acid Horse reference!
rob zombie drinking game. take a drink everytime he says “yeah”
Nile’s “Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He who Is In the Water” from Ithyphallic i think takes the cake for the longest freakin song title…Speakin of which..anyone hear the new disc from them??
That song sucked and I will never listen to it again.
And the main riff sounded like a HORRIBLE version of an Alice in Chains riff off the new CD
I used to like Rob Zombie’s stuff… but he gets further from his roots with every album. And yeah, he sounds just like Uncle Al.
Am I the only one who thinks he sounds like Gibby Haynes here? Who of course sang with Al Jourgensen…
Nope I was about to make a comment saying the same thing. Butthole Surfers dude!
Hey guys! How about you cover something you actually like for a change? Oh, wait, I don’t want to hear about IWABO or Arsonists Get All The Girls either…. Fuck it! Just shut this bitchfest of a website down!
I’m a big White Zombie/Rob Zombie… but that song was a big disappointment… That really was dance metal… er.. “metal” …”rock” ..something. Then again he always seems to have at least one pretty gay track on his albums… at least the last 2. Hopefully there’s somethin’ heavier on that album. Just wish he’d go back to his roots.
I dig the Educated Horses one and the Best of but this part 02 thing is bad ………….
sounds like shit. as expected.
a white zombie is the only good zombie
not the black ones. especially not the black zombies
i used to be such a fan…
Rob Zombie should just stick to the only thing he knows how to do these days: raping the cinematic classics.
Man, fuck rob zombie. That was the goddamned goofiest riff I’ve ever heard.
The combo of buzzsaw guitars and organ are still blowing my mind. And yeah, I get more of a Butthole Surfers vibe off of this than Ministry.
Blowing my mind in a “I can’t believe he put those two together and thought that was a good idea” way.
Fuck all of you, Rob Zombie rules, and all of his movies rock.