WORLD OF WARCRAFT CORPSEGRINDER

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009 at 1:00pm by Vince Neilstein

This is kind of like that video of Ronnie James Dio slamming Vivian Campbell in that things start off all normal, then the guy gets going on one topic, gets heated, and he’s off to the fucking races! Only it’s way funnier, and instead of Ronnie James Dio slamming Vivian Campbell it’s George motherfucking Corpsegrinder Fisher talking about… his affection for World of Worldcraft!

Not even 5 seconds into the interview, in response to a question about what he’ll do with his time off, the guy launches into a tirade that lasts over 7 minutes. Fuck this, fuck that, I love World of Warcraft, I have 4 characters at Level 70, fuck Night Elves (whatever those are…), fuck The Alliance (whatever that is…), I love World of Warcraft, I play it all the time on tour, I’ll fuck you, fuck this, fuck that… this is pure, grade-A, choice, 14-karat gold video footage right here. GOLD! This is a couple of years old already but I’m guessing most of you haven’t seen it yet.

There are so many potential World of Warcraft / Cannibal Corpse puns to be made here I don’t even know where to start. Give it your best shot in the comments.

-VN

[Thanks: Zmurciuk Kirill]


35 COMMENTS on “WORLD OF WARCRAFT CORPSEGRINDER”

  1. joshkid says:

    Ha! I saw this video a loooong time ago, because my brother plays WOW.
    Everytime I watch this I just can’t fuckin stop laughing!!! It’s amazing how much passion he has for the game! World Of Warcraft=br00tal

    • attackmole says:

      Every shirt I’ve ever seen Corpsegrinder in in the last couple of years has been either a Warcraft shirt or a Dethklok one. He wears a Reign of Chaos shirt in the studio diary for Evisceration Plague. Guy’s a hardcore nerd, but in a good way.

  2. I saw some rule 34 of a night elf and undead making out yesterday.

  3. timmah says:

    ROFLMAO I wish I had known about this sooner.

    Wonder what he thinks of the Lich King expansion and if he still plays. Bet he’s got a level 80 Death Knight now if he does.

    Best thing I ever did was quit that game. Been clean and off the WOW since the new year.

  4. Jay Are says:

    Fuck the Alliance! Fucking Gnomes! I hate them!

  5. Produced by Jacob Bannon says:

    I wonder if there are any guitarists who play Quake? What if another death metal singer played Everquest? Alas, probably no one here knows anything about what happened 3 years ago.

  6. Dave says:

    Holy fuck did I travel back in time to 2007?

  7. FuckYourGayEmoHaircut says:

    entrails ripped from a blood elf’s cunt?

  8. forshs says:

    btw
    Blizzard made a special character called Corpsegrinder in WOW-universe in honor of his passion :D

  9. Kyle says:

    I have never played this game, but the way hes so into it makes me want to play….ok maybe not, but almost.

  10. nairbs says:

    LVL 70 UNDEAD MAGE FTW..
    haha
    i retired though.

  11. dissentience says:

    Seriously, you guys need to stop reporting on shit that’s older than the Internet.

    • Wyzt says:

      Haha, this. I saw this on my RSS feed and went “wait, my rss program must me not working right.” Still a great video, but the vid you linked to was posted August 17th, 2007.

  12. Sammy says:

    I have no idea what he’s talking about, but his passion and descriptions are hilarious.

  13. CJ says:

    Ha! That sucks. My only character is a Night Elf in the Alliance. Apparently, I am hated.

  14. RoadKillDevil says:

    fuck them emo elves

  15. Biff Tannen says:

    This guy is UNQUESTIONABLY the WORST vocalist in metal history. What a fucking moron.

  16. Welcome to etc etc etc…

  17. Beard says:

    The power of World of Warcraft is great. So great, in fact, that it makes people do this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

    Wait for around 1:10 for the magic.

  18. Skanes says:

    Welcome to two years ago.

  19. Pahkmycah says:

    If you’ve never seen this before, you suck at the internet and especially Cannibal Corpse. The past couple years you can’t go to a Cannibal Corpse w/o fans wearing a shirt or just yelling FUCK THE ALLIANCE!

    Blizzard even made an character in the latest expansion named Gorge the Corpsegrinder.
    http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z195/MaleficentBlood/GorgetheCorpsegrinder.jpg

  20. \m/Eluveitie\m/ says:

    I always wondered why I hated this band, now I know

  21. Sammy says:

    To the idiots who have commented that this is old or “Welcome to two years ago”, maybe you need to read the whole post. And I quote, “This is a couple of years old already but I’m guessing most of you haven’t seen it yet.” In case you didn’t realize it, the internet has billions or tens of billions of web pages. Just because YOU’VE seen it doesn’t mean everyone has.

  22. WowWee! says:

    I don’t even play WOW but I play regular Warcraft and I can tell you he is right about it all, The Alliance sucks and that video was pretty funny. I knew he was into some warcraft playing but I didn’t know he was a nerd like the rest of us.

    Great video never seen it because I don’t search for WOW videos on youtube.

  23. Mike says:

    I love CC but every time I hear this guy say anything I can only wonder one thing: is he somewhat retarded?

    • \m/Eluveitie\m/ says:

      85% of metal performers and fans have some kind of severe learning disability or outright mental handicap.

  24. F says:

    Wow, that is so old.

  25. SourDeez says:

    I attempted to play WoW via the free trial, just to see what it was like. It was just like the first time I tried cocaine: Half an hour of “Hey, this is fun” before coming to the sudden realization that it was actually terrible and a huge waste of my time.

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