WORLD OF WARCRAFT CORPSEGRINDER

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009 at 1:00pm by

This is kind of like that video of Ronnie James Dio slamming Vivian Campbell in that things start off all normal, then the guy gets going on one topic, gets heated, and he’s off to the fucking races! Only it’s way funnier, and instead of Ronnie James Dio slamming Vivian Campbell it’s George motherfucking Corpsegrinder Fisher talking about… his affection for World of Worldcraft!

Not even 5 seconds into the interview, in response to a question about what he’ll do with his time off, the guy launches into a tirade that lasts over 7 minutes. Fuck this, fuck that, I love World of Warcraft, I have 4 characters at Level 70, fuck Night Elves (whatever those are…), fuck The Alliance (whatever that is…), I love World of Warcraft, I play it all the time on tour, I’ll fuck you, fuck this, fuck that… this is pure, grade-A, choice, 14-karat gold video footage right here. GOLD! This is a couple of years old already but I’m guessing most of you haven’t seen it yet.

There are so many potential World of Warcraft / Cannibal Corpse puns to be made here I don’t even know where to start. Give it your best shot in the comments.

-VN

[Thanks: Zmurciuk Kirill]

  • joshkid

    Ha! I saw this video a loooong time ago, because my brother plays WOW.
    Everytime I watch this I just can’t fuckin stop laughing!!! It’s amazing how much passion he has for the game! World Of Warcraft=br00tal

    • attackmole

      Every shirt I’ve ever seen Corpsegrinder in in the last couple of years has been either a Warcraft shirt or a Dethklok one. He wears a Reign of Chaos shirt in the studio diary for Evisceration Plague. Guy’s a hardcore nerd, but in a good way.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Dasher/30826541 Matt Dasher

    I saw some rule 34 of a night elf and undead making out yesterday.

  • timmah

    ROFLMAO I wish I had known about this sooner.

    Wonder what he thinks of the Lich King expansion and if he still plays. Bet he’s got a level 80 Death Knight now if he does.

    Best thing I ever did was quit that game. Been clean and off the WOW since the new year.

  • Jay Are

    Fuck the Alliance! Fucking Gnomes! I hate them!

  • Produced by Jacob Bannon

    I wonder if there are any guitarists who play Quake? What if another death metal singer played Everquest? Alas, probably no one here knows anything about what happened 3 years ago.

    • fasshole

      Trey Azagthoth plays Quake! He has a custom Ibanez with “Instagib” painted on it.
      http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3234/2933679683_1376047ef3.jpg

      Maybe that’s the secret to his shred?

      • jxk

        he was an even bigger Doom fan. i lost the link but he had is own site for his homemade levels (wads). they were pretty shite but it’s weird to think that 15 years ago one of my favorite musicians was as big a nerd as i was.

        haven’t tried wow yet though. i’ll get to it right after i give heroin a shot first.

        • timmah

          you’ll have better luck quitting heroin anyways.

  • Dave

    Holy fuck did I travel back in time to 2007?

  • FuckYourGayEmoHaircut

    entrails ripped from a blood elf’s cunt?

    • joshkid

      1

    • Uncle Jesse

      lol nice one

  • forshs

    btw
    Blizzard made a special character called Corpsegrinder in WOW-universe in honor of his passion :D

  • Kyle

    I have never played this game, but the way hes so into it makes me want to play….ok maybe not, but almost.

  • http://bsisserson@gmail.com nairbs

    LVL 70 UNDEAD MAGE FTW..
    haha
    i retired though.

  • dissentience

    Seriously, you guys need to stop reporting on shit that’s older than the Internet.

    • Wyzt

      Haha, this. I saw this on my RSS feed and went “wait, my rss program must me not working right.” Still a great video, but the vid you linked to was posted August 17th, 2007.

  • Sammy

    I have no idea what he’s talking about, but his passion and descriptions are hilarious.

  • http://www.myspace.com/somethinglikesweet CJ

    Ha! That sucks. My only character is a Night Elf in the Alliance. Apparently, I am hated.

  • RoadKillDevil

    fuck them emo elves

  • Biff Tannen

    This guy is UNQUESTIONABLY the WORST vocalist in metal history. What a fucking moron.

    • Jay Are

      Have you ever listened to Six Feet Under?

  • http://chroniclesofchaos.com Daniel Cairns

    Welcome to etc etc etc…

  • Beard

    The power of World of Warcraft is great. So great, in fact, that it makes people do this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

    Wait for around 1:10 for the magic.

  • Skanes

    Welcome to two years ago.

  • Pahkmycah

    If you’ve never seen this before, you suck at the internet and especially Cannibal Corpse. The past couple years you can’t go to a Cannibal Corpse w/o fans wearing a shirt or just yelling FUCK THE ALLIANCE!

    Blizzard even made an character in the latest expansion named Gorge the Corpsegrinder.
    http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z195/MaleficentBlood/GorgetheCorpsegrinder.jpg

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    I always wondered why I hated this band, now I know

  • Sammy

    To the idiots who have commented that this is old or “Welcome to two years ago”, maybe you need to read the whole post. And I quote, “This is a couple of years old already but I’m guessing most of you haven’t seen it yet.” In case you didn’t realize it, the internet has billions or tens of billions of web pages. Just because YOU’VE seen it doesn’t mean everyone has.

  • WowWee!

    I don’t even play WOW but I play regular Warcraft and I can tell you he is right about it all, The Alliance sucks and that video was pretty funny. I knew he was into some warcraft playing but I didn’t know he was a nerd like the rest of us.

    Great video never seen it because I don’t search for WOW videos on youtube.

  • Mike

    I love CC but every time I hear this guy say anything I can only wonder one thing: is he somewhat retarded?

    • \m/Eluveitie\m/

      85% of metal performers and fans have some kind of severe learning disability or outright mental handicap.

  • F

    Wow, that is so old.

  • SourDeez

    I attempted to play WoW via the free trial, just to see what it was like. It was just like the first time I tried cocaine: Half an hour of “Hey, this is fun” before coming to the sudden realization that it was actually terrible and a huge waste of my time.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/dadieBLOWSDOWNin281 dadie_killforweed

      +1 for not liking WoW.

      -1 for trying cocain.
      ————————
      0

      you broke even bud.

  • Harrison

    The last time I saw Cannibal Corpse: Corpsegrinder was walking off of the stage and naturally I yelled “long live the horde!”. He didn’t appear to be very pleased.