Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN THE FALL OF TROY’S NEW CD IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT

By: Jon Jolin

Jon Jolin — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:54:32 +0000

Metal Sucks editior is too busy sucking cock to realize how funny this guy is

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:35:27 +0000

I want a girl with a short skirt and a longggggg….oh wait, I’m Gaahl.

By: D3athTillDawn

D3athTillDawn — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:53:30 +0000

Remember kids, The cake is a lie.

By: Gerardo

Gerardo — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:13:05 +0000

“Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, While I jizz in this cake, I’ll be thinking of you. Gene Simmons”

By: bleak46n2

bleak46n2 — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 08:20:11 +0000

before you die… you see the ring 2…

By: bleak46n2

bleak46n2 — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 08:19:21 +0000

before you die…
you see the ring 2…

By: manford

manford — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:55:40 +0000

hooray for mexican kiss

By: manford

manford — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:54:44 +0000

wow KISS will put there ugly asses on anything

By: Shiggy Shack

Shiggy Shack — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:46:34 +0000

Where the hell did they find a photo op of Immortal with non pasty white skin?

By: Ilona

Ilona — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:20:31 +0000

Barely able to keep the portal open, Crucifix is able to muster up the strength to allow his girlfriend to pass through into the third dimension.

By: MetalMeatHammer

MetalMeatHammer — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:11:06 +0000

“MOM! I SAID RED SHIN GUARDS!”

By: GunMetalGrey

GunMetalGrey — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:03:07 +0000

Baker – “Mr. Abbath, how would you like your birthday cake?”

Abbath – “BLACKER THAN DARKNESS…..or vanilla if you don’t mind”

By: Reaper-X

Reaper-X — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 05:05:14 +0000

Grim and Buttercream Frostingbitten.

By: d00shc00gr

d00shc00gr — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 02:48:11 +0000

Grim and Frosting-topped Cakedoms ftw.

By: Maggie

Maggie — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:34:38 +0000

Nacho Libre and Belphegor had a love child. This is its birthday cake.

By: Gaia

Gaia — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:14:21 +0000

I laughed

By: Gaia

Gaia — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:13:45 +0000

Obama’s secret birthday cake

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 15:24:37 +0000

The new Blashyrkh Mighty Ice Cream Cake, available at all grim and frostbitten Dairy Queen locations!

By: Mrpeumo

Mrpeumo — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 07:29:19 +0000

“This is the most metal thing I’m gonna fuck”

By: Tim-o-tato

Tim-o-tato — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 06:55:17 +0000

I was at this party…..Needless to say, I passed on the cake…