HOW TO DRESS SEXY SCENE & BE HOT!
Thursday, October 8th, 2009 at 9:30am by Axl RosenbergWow. Has it really come to this? Instructional videos to make sure that, God forbid, you don’t “come off as a prep or, even worse, a goth [eyeroll]?” What’s next, Joan Rivers on the red (black?) carpet of the Outburn Awards? “3OH!3! 3OH!3! What are you wearing?”
I realize it sounds like I’m angry; actually, I’m laughing so hard I’m doubled-over in pain. Sergeant D’s Stuff You Will Hate once again scores major props for sifting through all this shit to find the gems.
-AR
I’d give that chick a pearl necklace.
maybe if I try hard enough, I can murder though the internet
Lets work together on this. There is so many things wrong with what I just saw
HAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT! That is the funniest thing I’ve heard on metalsucks in a LONG, LONG time.
we will be the Avengers Of Scene, kinda like super heros, but with way looser pants, they shall be destroyed!…….after we convince them to have sex with us
fucking LOL!!!
Ah he is clowns, he makes me laughs.
“cop-style sunnies”
AVIATORS?!
i have issues with EVERYTHING SHE SAID
This bitch isn’t even taking her own advice
she looks like she listens to Weezer….
fucking poser
Thank God I can still wear my Batman shirt!!!
EmoWorldTV.com??? What the fuck??? I’m just going to watch the new Converge video again instead of this rubbish…
LOL @ Converge being the antidote to trendy scene bullshit!
+1
good call!
i am now dumber for having watch this video
where exactly is the scene????? what is the scene? and for fucks sake when did the word scene become an adjective?????dress scene….. I dont get it. Its really funy that posers try so hard to not be posers that they end up being bigger more stupid posers. Everything is wrong with that video. I have to go clense my mind.
wow, you kinda hyper right?….too much suger in your question marks, im questioned out…hold back on the tasty sweetness…DIABETES BRO!!
dudes… 1,293RD! i didn’t wanna be that guy.
HAHAHA, it’s been driving me crazy too. But I was just gonna keep my mouth shut.
shit on your face.
I tried to follow these steps, but I just don’t look good in a tutu :(
Its ok. I keep busting the seams of my uber-tight pants and I have runs in my stalkings.
hit the tread mill fattie
I thought I hated the whole emo thing a little to much.
now I know I could never hate it enough.
…now I’m going to go take a handful of aspirin, sit in a warm bath, and open some veins. I can’t believe this exists, furthering my predilection towards deep-seeded misanthropy and wishing horrible things on mankind
Im not….reading off….a ….. cue card…..
+1
I found the way she talked really disconcerting. A kind of quiet, intense retardness.
Hahaha perfect characterization!
Dudes this is just the tip of the iceberg, there are zillions of “scene tutorials” on YouTube and elsewhere, it’s kind of a big part of scene culture (as bizarre as it seems to us). For example:
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Scene-Kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOm-EI–KJA (this is self-aware, but not a joke)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ajepmWWOc (focused on hair and style)
I feel sexually aroused, but in a kinda, dahmerist way…and how newly driven holes as fashion piercings shall bring glee to my hatred and also force loving ways.
“black converses with or without shoelaces is also scene, but it has become so popular, you may come off as a poser” – I laughed hard
Dammit, I was wearing black Chucks before they were popular and you could get them for around 20 or 25 bucks… now that all these fucking kids are wearing them, they’re 45 bucks. Fucking ridiculous.
I really cannot come up with any words that truly and accurately describe how much that video made my brain hurt. However, it doesn’t surprise me that this kind of garbage exists online, the lambs need something to follow.
hah….she said “mature scene girl”….the only scene bitches ive ever seen are high schoolers
hahahahaha this girls a such a fucking dork!!!!
I’m just gonna stick to black band t-shirt+blue jeans. This is actually getting terrifying.
“However, be careful of the black Converse as they might make you look like a poser…”
You mean, an entire scene of posers has rules about how not to look like a poser? And it involves Chuck Taylors? You’re shitting me?
And “Mature scene girl”? What is that? A seventeen year old?
That’s it, I’m locking my baby daughter in a room and not letting her out til she’s thirty.
17 is good ‘nough for me. Statutory rape just got lowered to 16 in my state. juniorhigh FTW!
8===========D ~ ~ ~ O;
woooooo. your a pedo for the lose
Perhaps they could make a video on suicide methods for scene kids, complete with real life demonstrations.
Axl can dream about weed porn, I can dream about the self-removal of the scene kids :(
im so sad right now….. fuck i thought it was an accident ending up emo.. got to listen to som hardcore now, need the good vibes
That was pure bullshit
ah i love scene girls. That whole website is just as terrible. I want to know what entity is behind these videos “advising” people to become scene and emo because its cool.
I just wanted to let you guys know: I love metal, and this video reminds me why. None of this stupid fucking shit telling u what you should look like or whats cool and what isnt…such garbage.
LOL, metal nerds are like a zillion times more uptight and stangry than scene kids. For example you are nerdraging right now over these videos because they’re “stupid fucking shit.”
what the fuck?? no….ive never heard a metal kid giving out fashion tips, because its not part of the “culture” of metal. I may dress or act a certain way, and if that falls under the category of “metalhead” then so be it, but im not doing it to fit what i THINK im supposed to look like, which is what theyre doing and what I have a problem with.
What the FUCK?? These people need to be stopped at all costs.
I”ve seen some of their other videos and i don’t think it’s real. i think it’s tongue and cheek.
your mom is tongue and cheek.
i feel like my IQ has been lowered by about fifty points…
that whole video is just god awful horseshit
i dont mind ppl that want to look different and all and hell im one of those ppl that look different with my gauged ears and flat brimmed had but come on…
when you need a training video to be something as gay as scene you deserve to be shot in the mouth with a sawed of shotgun.
that whole video is just god awful horseshit
i dont mind ppl that want to look different and all and hell im one of those ppl that look different with my gauged ears and flat brimmed had but come on…
when you need a training video to be something as gay as scene you deserve to be shot in the mouth with a sawed of shotgun……