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Not Quite Metal?

WEED PORN? YES PLEASE.

 Thursday, October 8th, 2009 at 10:00am by

Alright, so this really has nothing to do with metal and everything to do with my other great love, Mary Jane.

For some reason, I can never meet a girl who likes metal AND weed. It’s always one or the other. I don’t really believe in God, but if I did, I’d say He was fucking with me, because, y’know, what the fuck?

So when I saw this on Chronic Youth yesterday, my eyes welled up a little bit. The soundtrack is hip-hop, but there’s no dialogue, so I just muted it and blasted some Napalm Death instead. Dare to dream, Axl. Dare to dream.

(By the way – this is maybe not so safe a video to watch in your place of bidness. Just FYI.)

-AR

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  • Jimmy

    “I don’t really believe in God”

    Then you should probably stop with the whole Jewy thing you guys do.

    • bagel

      oh yeah, and I agree with this guy, that lame shit needs to stop.

    • Sammy

      Didn’t you just take the day off to observe Yom Kippur? And don’t you do a whole Hanukkah series every year? I’m not Jewish but have good friends who are, and they all have some belief in God. Hmmm…puzzling.

    • \m/Eluveitie\m/

      At least make up your mind if you or don’t

      • \m/Eluveitie\m/

        *if you do

    • Jacob

      I’m Jewish. I’m atheist. They’re not mutually exclusive; I observe a few holidays, non-religiously, in celebration of my culture.

  • TurdFerguson

    1:38…i came.

    • John

      Sounds about right :)

  • bagel

    metalsucks.net, where we can watch old washed up youtube clips, not pertaining to metal at all. Great, I’m glad I troll your stupid ass personal blog now, Axl.

  • who cares

    Go to misshightimes.com and check out Jessika Violet- a very hot chick that’s way into metal.

  • snarly

    i prefer if my porn has vaginas in it.

  • Apocalyptimaniac

    evidently you havent seen beaverbong.com (VERY NSFW)

  • cougar party

    This is simply the best porn I have ever scene in my life.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Farhaad-Esfandiary/501309890 Farhaad Esfandiary

    I’m in the same boat, my friend. My wife is pro weed, anti metal. I suppose we meet in the middle with hardcore..eh.

  • Kyle

    Gojira’s “Dawn” works quite well with this video

  • Facebook User

    The song is Xxplosive by Dr.Dre. Love that shit.

    And obviously Rosenberg is checking out the wrong ho’s.

  • hikizume

    You’re hilarious dude, not to suck up or anything

    but you forgot that not only does she have to like metal and weed, but she should also be hot, ’cause otherwise, there’s just no point to it. Now that’s something hard to find.

    Say why doesn’t Eyal on his next blog tries to find out how many chicks fulfill those requirements? they should post pics as proof.

    I’m a pig. I know.

    • Facebook User

      if this actually happens, there better be a blog about the “metal guys have small dicks” rumor. Pics or it didnt happen.

  • Orz

    Any of them are very welcome to come and hit my bong! O.o

  • FratBro69

    Real men eat nails and wash it down with paint thinner.

  • Gaia

    I prefer the crack whore look personally.

  • Discipleofthewatch

    I am pro-metal, anti-weed, personally. (And I’m a woman, MetalSuckers, despite my gender-neutral name.)

  • http://tips-to-reduce-debt.co.cc Eita

    Thank you for your advice!