MOVE OVER, GOJIRA: LAST POEM IS NOW FRANCE’S BEST METAL BAND
Friday, October 9th, 2009 at 10:00am by Axl RosenbergI really, really, sincerely, with all my heart and all my soul, wish that there was a version of this video with running audio commentary by the director.
My sincerest thanks to djabthrash. You changed my life… forever.
I’m having a hard time finding anything else about this band on the internet. If anyone has any leads, please let me know. I must know more. I MUST.
-AR
Sarcasm duly noted.
My brain just exploded.
Now I’m waiting for some Metalsucks ball-lickers to agree with this despite how completely awful it is.
Nothing says hardcore like fist-pumping over the computer keyboard.
And hey, now we know how the really great metal band lipsync their videos: headphones hidden in their shirts.
Shame they don’t hear the drums playing though
Don’t be so close-minded! they’re thinking outside the box.
Nice joke.
And for the record Gorod is France’s best metal band.
Nice joke. Scarve.
Pfft… Scarve is okay, but Gorod is a hell of a lot better.
Seconded to the max.
what ??!!…. are you leaving Trust out of this argument ??
Geeeezzzz….
Of course Gorod is france’s best metal band. anyone who disagrees is just ignorant.
here you go, axl. i expect nothing less than a 3 page interview with them now.
http://www.myspace.com/lastpoem1
THANK YOU!!!
So this is real? Fuck….
>: ( that page just fucked up my safari.
you know, if you weren’t so cute, i would tell you to shove your safari up your ass.
scared the crap out me.
Anyone ever fucking heard of Augury? THAT’s France’s best metal band. Gojira is right below.
Augury is good… not the best.
hurrrrrr
augury is from Montreal, which is not currently located in France
At first when I heard the drums (which is probably what it would sound like if I played drums, seeing as I have absolutely zero sense of rhythm) I thought it was a joke. Then, I heard the vocals, and knew that not only was this not a joke, it was THE MOST BRUTAL THING EVER.
Now, if I only knew what the storyline of this video was supposed to be… because I have no idea.
I’d say: shitty sync’ing – plowing(?) – shittier snyc’ing – writing songs whilst acting like the camera is not there (failed) – shittiest sync’ing – almost being recruted by the least military-esque woman I’ve ever seen – end shitty song.
I suppose it’s suposed to portray the average life of an average human being: working hard (right) –> having dreams and ambitions –> dreams being broken by authorities.
I love it when the chick dressed like an old lady comes in and starts hitting him… that was funny.
Isn’t it obvious? He is doing his chores and homework.
Fucking ChoreCore!
That cracked me up!
Chorecore! Blamo!
These guys are top notch.
OMG!! That was hilarious.
is the drummer even playing the same song? sounds like lars ulrich.
My thoughts exactly…..Chorecore!
+50 points.
landscaping is defintly metal
The funniest thing to me is not even the joke. It’s the fact that we are arguing about the best metal
band in France. Gojira is one of my all time favorites now but imagine this conversation six years ago :)
Hey no love for Deathspell Omega?
the drumming is SICK!!! that must be dave lombardo behind the kit.
Finely, out of the sea of shitty metalcore and deathcore rises a band to shred out faces off!
I have never heard anything as brutal as “Last Poem”..My god, even the name is almost too brutal to say aloud…….
This is the greatest thing ever…hahahahaha
Holy shit, learn how to play music and/or write a song before you make a video for public viewing! What a disaster. Is that guy doing yard work at the beginning of the video? Thats brVtal.
Ziltoid used to love these guys, but now that they’re on here they’re too popular and weedily weedily for him.
High school project?
Trepalium is the best french metal band… Who else has funk and boogie influences with death metal? I mean, they do scatting and have a sax solo for fucks sakes.
The drums are obviously done by computer
actually, they have a real drummer.
If they were using a computer, it would have to have been a Windows ME box…
METALSUCKS!!!!!
you have i more before i fucking flip.
you can do another in about a month. Axl you know what im talking about
1 more!!!!
If the Intro wasn’t bad enough The vocals made it even more funny
Dude. Just checked their Myspace…
I think their cover of My Own Summer is key to waking Chi from his coma.
Is this some sort of sick joke?
it sounds kinda like they tried to write in 7/4 and epicly failed.
Damn you, Garageband!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy crap i didn’t know this video would get that much comments when i sent it to you guys :)
I’m glad you put such a headline to lure people into checking that video :)
If i find more videos that compete with that one in terms of TERRIBLENESS i’ll send it for sure.
By the way the guy who sent me that video is Fred, the singer from the French band EYELESS. You should check them out they’re really great and underestimated IMO (no joke here :) ).
New album has been mixed by Jason Suecof, and has Mark Hunter (Chimaira) and Doc Coyle (God Forbid) doing some guest stuff on it. The album is expected to be released early 2010.
Check’em out : http://www.myspace.com/eyeless
And i think the band is called “Dark Insulation” and not “last poem” by the way :)
If that’s the case, no wonder you didn’t find shit on them on da interwebz.
Oh snap in the end you were right the band is really called last poem. They have some kind of a youtube page but there’s no other REAL music video… for now :)
http://www.youtube.com/user/distra26#p/u
France? Try the Multiverse babies
That girls vocals just piss me off. I don’t know about any of you guys, but I just wanna punch someone now!
Just found out they changed their band name to “Missing Angel” and have a myspace page :
http://www.myspace.com/lastpoem1