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RAMMSTEIN: “TAKE YOUR PUNY ‘SPECIAL EDITIONS’ AND SHOVE ‘EM UP YOUR VAGINA”

 Friday, October 9th, 2009 at 12:30pm by

Y’know how these days all these bands release special editions of shit in an effort to give their fans a lil’ sumpin’ extra so they’ll buy a physical copy of the album? Usually they come with a poster or a DVD or maybe a cool box or a USB or whatever.

Well, this is the one for Rammstein’s. It probably won’t surprise anyone who saw the “Pussy” video that’s not really safe for work.

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Gotta hand it to these dudes. The album might suck, but they’ve got everyone talking.

-AR

Thank you, Morrizz, for sending this to us.

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  • msv81

    HAHAAHA. I’ve never been a fan of this band, but the shit they’re doing for their new album is really entertaining.

  • S for Shoota

    Uhmm…….

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dru-Morrison/1641060092 Dru Morrison

    I was going to say something that would further the conversation but then I just realized that I’m talking about a shitty band and their dildorific box set for their new album.

  • The Ogre

    Hey they left out the fist dildo

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    HAHAHA… that’s fucking awesome. And I’m looking forward to the album, even if I may be one of the very few on here who is.

    • ozzyzak

      I’m looking forward to it too. Almost as much as a US tour.

    • ofekk

      im waiting for it for so long!

  • Tanner

    A special edition album with rammstein action figures? No way!

    • Nate

      ROFL.

    • orbital

      winnar!!!

    • Driven9

      hahhh. You nailed it

      • Tanner

        Haha “nailed it?” no pun intended…

    • metalguy

      that was great. + a number here

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Colin-OConnor/1491245262 Colin O’Connor

        Solid fucking gold

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mathew-James-Saunders/1153389571 Mathew James Saunders

    I hope those arent created from molds of their own cocks lol, we can tell which one is Till’s…..

  • Rolling Thunder

    Don’t ask how I know this but those are all molds of the band(s)…….members….

    I hate myself.

    • http://buttor.blogspot.com Buttor

      How do you know ?

  • McMetal

    I get it, “Take your puny special edition and ram them up your vagina”. I thought that was a figure of speech.

    • Leroy Pescheur

      i’m ranger park the park ranger

  • Myopinionisbetterthenyours

    I know a girl who loves this band so I wonder if she going to buy this…

  • Dickwad

    My cousin is in love with this band. I’m sure he’ll have fun with this.

    I liked their song on the Lost Highway soundtrack, and Sehnsucht was a pretty solid album, but mostly everything since is pure garbage. They only kept the spotlight past their 15 minutes of fame because of their stage antics (like the lead singer lighting himself on fire) and now they’re only relevant because they released some porno movie and a dildo gift box. I guess they’re not worried about the legacy they leave…

  • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

    now that’s what i call a box set!

  • Dr schwine-hoot

    The remix of their new song “rammlied” that Robb Flynn of MH did is pretty effin sweet… Something to check out even if you don’t like the band

  • Shinaain

    Finally, someone released a boxset with extras that have practical applications. I don’t care about boxsets with packaging that looks like a guitar amp (or really IS a guitar amp), or any of the other stuff. I mean, really, I can USE this: not only is there music, but there’s also TOOLS for just about any household job I can think of. My imagination is the only limit! A few things that come to mind: one to snake my plumbing, one to balance the washing machine, one to level my pool table, one to hammer nails, one to gag the neighbors’ obnoxious kid, and one to reside in my bedside table and be kept in reserve for elite assignments, such as …. I don’t know, checking my oil?

    I want to know what else is in there. You MetalSucks circle-jerks didn’t bother including a purchasing link. Had it been one of those stupid amp-sets, metal Halloween costumes from WalMart, or black goddamn toilet paper, you would have plastered the site with links. Hell, you even tell me where to find the shit you HATE.

    Sexist fucks.

    • CYN1C

      +1 if ^ is female

      - 1 if ^ is male

  • phi X174

    Dang I might actually have to buy the album now.

  • F

    Oh my god, hahaha. Well, Rammstein has to be the only metal-band out there who’s able to pull this off. I think it’s just as equally gross and ridiculous as it is funny as hell.

  • alex

    I don’t see where all the Rammstein hate is coming from. Pussy is obviously not meant to be taken seriously. Neither has any other single of theirs, i.e. Mann gAYgen mann. I don’t think Rosenrot was as good as their earlier albums either, but it wasn’t bad. Withhold judgment until the album is actually released. As for the stage antics, Till set himself on fire since the beginning.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Hulsey/653830783 David Hulsey

    If those are actually molds of the band members dicks….I’d say somebody in that band has one hell of a reputation over the others.

    • kevin

      Take a guess.

  • TopCow

    $300 for this thing. I’ll pass.