HORSE THE BLOG (PART 2): HORSE THE BAND AND IWABO GET DOWN WITH A POUND OF COKE IN NEW ORLEANS (PHOTO ESSAY!)
Monday, October 12th, 2009 at 2:30pm by MetalSucks
[Horse the Band are currently on tour supporting their new album Desperate Living (full stream here!). Keyboardist Lord Gold (his mommy calls him Erik) is recording their current road trek for posterity in this here MetalSucks blog. Entry 2 follows (read Entry 1 here). -Ed.]
I was still feeling bored in New Orleans, walking down Bourbon Street after the show, when who did we meet but Iwrestledabearonce at the Tropical Isle, pounding hand grenades. Typical night ensued… got conglomerated, walked down to the Mississippi, did a pound of coke, dominated a 40-somethings gay bar. Feeling a little better about this tour…
A photo essay of the debaucherous night after the jump.
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Cocaine is bad, mmmmmkay?
Know why its not real coke? No coke head would ever let that much go to waste. Though the coke would explain the lack of musical ability.
lol, lack of musical ability? you are an idiot
Saw this show in SD last night. HtheB kicked ass.
Always a good time in Louisiana :-)
Gay bars are the best: They have the best musc, the best dancers, the nicest people, the cleanest bars, better/cheaper drinks, no one’s hitting on you because you’re not setting off the gay girls’ gay-dars, and the gay guys think you’re so adorable for being there, they’ll treat you like a queen.
Well, all of the above usually applies if you’re ME. I can’t speak for how straight dudes in bands gets treated.
You just sold out all of woman-kind. We will all be looking for girls in the gay bars now.
I got hit on there. I started telling a story that intentionally referenced my girlfriend to subtly send this
dude on his way. He got all mad and with his hand on his hip says” You DO realize where you
are right.”
“Nooooooooo. I figured a gay pride parade had been re-routed to march through this regular bar.
Noooooo, really? This is a gay bar?”
Bottom line is that as a straight dude in a gay bar you will probably get resentment. This goes
double if you are good looking.
what a goddamn egotistical comment.
Did you ever realize they’re just being nice to you…hoping that you’ll leave?
Like a bar full of gay dudes really want a woman in there cramping the place? They’re trying to enjoy themselves…and then you show up.
“ooh, cheaper drinks, ooh, cleaner bathrooms.”
Go back to facebook.
All the hot gay boys being nice to me, and THAT’S supposed to make me want to LEAVE?? Really?
And to think I JUST got a Facebook account, like, last week….
Smooches.
You know how it’s not coke? There’s no way 99% of bands in metal could ever afford it.
NEWS FLASH!!!
You guys still blow!
heylookatusbeingcoolanddoing”coke” – yes, some bands do in fact perform better while fucked up on drugs/alcohol however I don’t believe there is a substance in the galaxy that will make you douche nozzles play better.
Do us all a favor and stay at the gay bar for good.
These bands just plain suck. They defy the ordinary rules of subjective observation that most music falls
under and actually suck on a factual basis.
THANK FUCKING GOD THEY DEFY THE ORDINARY! What kind of bullshit fucking comment is that. First off you can’t hear something that is subjective therefore you can’t be talking about their music, lyrics or even their style. So I will assume that you are talking about hmmm… bullshit. Are you so hyped up on the same shit you have been listening to all of your probably miserable life? Cause fuck man if you can’t accept anything other than the ordinary then there is no point to your damn existence. A life that can’t be open to new ideas, new looks, or even new fucking sounds is not one worth living. So go crawl back into your one dimensional hole.
P.S. Take a dictionary with you.
Ummm, wow I guess his comment went way over your head.
I think what he was trying to assert is that, under normal (or “ordinary”) circumstances, the judgment as to whether a band is good or sucks is purely subjective, meaning the music of said band will have a specific subjective meaning to different people, who will then come up with a conclusion as to whether the music is good, bad, or somewhere in between. But, in the case of Horse The Band and Iwrestledabearonce, DidgeryDo claims there is no such possibility of subjectiveness; rather, the bands are awful in an objective manner, meaning it is a cold, hard fact that they suck ass.
Obviously, he was just being facetious. I’ve learned to not take things people say on metal blogs so seriously or personally, you’ll just end up dead from a heart attack at 40 hahaha.
I’m Dr. Rockso, the rock and roll clown! I do cocaine!
But I seriously hope every single one of those fuckers overdoses and dies, Pixy Stix or not.
Seriously man… a lotta cocaine.
Ive never heard horse the band but if there anything like IWABO then listining to them will actually make me a little more stupid (in the bad way).
you are all over-sensitive cry babies.
“you” as in the posters here or “you” as in the guys in the band?
If it’s us then go fuck yourself
if it’s them then you’re OK with me!
Dude guys, calmthefuckdown, they’re kidding.
But seriously, i don’t disrespect IWABO or HTB, because they both did their own styles, etc.
Everyone knows they’re kidding. We just hope they die.
It’s sad that HtB is taking IWABO out on tour, because musically IWABO is nowhere near as good as HtB. And I’m assuming all of that coke is fake, just because it would be kind of stupid, legally speaking, to post pictures of yourself doing drugs online.
I myself had a great struggle to give up kitten-huffing. It was an uphill battle, and I can’t go anywhere near the Humane Society without feeling those familiar urges.
…not to mention a huge waste of coke.
….Yeah & all the fake “Snorting” poses. These bands couldn’t afford a pound of weed let alone cocaine.
god, iwabo sucks.
Hey, Vince, Axl! You guys can stop caring about IWABO now. Krysta’s gotten fat(ter).
she still looks good :]
she never has. all that shit on her face.
i’d hit it
I just lost a little respect for HORSE because they ran into IWABO and DIDN’T drop kick them in the throats and stomped the life out of them while they were down. Not cool man, not cool.
HTB rocks my dick off.
I’m Doctor Rockso AND I DO COCAINE!!!
It’s fake, but it’s obvious they don’t give a fuck and are just having fun
living up the “rock n roll” life style as a joke.
Now if that was real, I imagine someone would have called a party foul
as you need a good flat surface to snort rails of off…
not me though. I think coke is stupid.
Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!
…some lines.
lol u guyz r so ironic n funni lol
U R THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALLLICKERS!! HTB AND IWABO ARE WAY BETTER THEN THE TYPICAL JOCK SNIIFFING DOUCHEBAG MEATHEAD FUCKS THAT RELY ON MOSHING BREAKDOWNS-BLASTBEATS-AND COOKIE MONSTER VOCALS
Yes. Because IWABO don’t do breakdowns blastbeats or growls at al.
(I can’t speak for what HtB do since I’ve never made it more than 10 seconds through one of their bullshit songs)
(except for Kangarooster. That’s actually pretty good)
I want to congratulate you on your “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” reference, but as you seem to be a dumbass, I cannot bring myself to do so.
I only do cocaine before I go axe murdering. I need the boost and I can quit anytime I want.
Seriously every1 needs 2 shut the fuck up, both of these bands are extremely talented, innovative and amazing. Horse the band is by far the greatest band ever and are my favorite band, ive seen them twice live both times they were fuckin awesome live and i talked to them for a while after both concerts and i can honestly say they are the coolest people i have ever met. they are really nice, hilarious and just all around good people. Iwabo is also one of my favorite bands and ive had the privilege to see them live once before, and i have to say they absolutely destroyed! they were all over the stage jumping around having a fun time and at the same time playing some really technical shit, i didnt get to talk to them tho i really wished i did since they seem like awesome ppl. and to ppl saying that htb shouldnt be hanging out with iwabo, go die, their personalities match perfectly theyre both funny as shit, fuckin crazy, and are alcoholics xD im gonna see both of them on the never say die tour and i seriously cant wait cuz its gonna be the best show ever!
hahaha, iwabo “technical”
o im srry ur totally write iwabos guitar parts are SO easy to play!
*right
Big-fucking-giant-ass-difference between technical and difficult, buddy.
Congratulations, you are the stupidest human being on the planet. Enthusiastic, but stupid.
wow nice insult, all i did was state my opinion of the bands and my personal experiences. how does that make me the stupidest human being on the planet?
I would have to second that the guys in H the B are really fucking cool. I talked to them for a bit at one of their shows, they were just chilling in the audience drinking beers and shooting the shit with people before the opening band. It was pretty cool, because for once I met some artists who I truly admire and instead of being arrogant douchebags they seemed genuinely happy to talk to me. I know a lot of you don’t like their music, which is fine, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. But if you look at their track record and actually attend one of their shows you’ll find that there are few bands as legit as HORSE.
all of you jealous hater fuck-faces are hilarious. its ok that your band never had the talent to be even half as good as Horse and IWABO. haha. Go fuckin cry to momma and listen to your lame-ass atreyu. pussies.
God damn, since when did people on this website start liking iwabo?
hai guyz look we r doing kokane lolz we r so0o0o funny and down 2 earth cant u tell by our silly name and anticz?
They can’t even fake doing cocaine well.
They put it on a concrete surface where their feet are, come on now.
It isn’t ironic, or witty. Both bands suck horribly.
Horse used to be interesting, but stopped trying to make quality music it seems.
dude its not supposed to be realistic, thats kinda the point of the whole thing. and how the hell did horse stop making qulity music, their new cd is no doubt their best cd yet, youre a dumbass
Well it’s obviously ketamine.