Comments on: OCEANO PROVE THAT DEATHCORE HAS DEPTHS

By: jonbreathesmnalice

jonbreathesmnalice — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 18:15:34 +0000

LMAO i was thinking the same thing buddy

By: CC

CC — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 01:59:50 +0000

Hahaha it took me a year to realize how fucking funny and classic this really it

By: Major Zim

Major Zim — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 22:09:44 +0000

its because you’re a fucking bigoted inbred moron.

By: PILLS HERE

PILLS HERE — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 14:00:33 +0000

LOL
this review is proudly at the top of their myspace page now

By: Isaac

Isaac — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 04:49:41 +0000

Oh god. Oh god. This is like reading Pitchfork except worse.
Good show, Mr. Suarez. Good show.

By: Dylan White

Dylan White — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 14:08:24 +0000

LMFAO!

By: JAS09

JAS09 — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 03:53:44 +0000

Earth to world: the reviewer is not using sarcasm-but you are in denial.

By: dethrucci

dethrucci — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:54:00 +0000

was this album even worth writing such a long review.their song district of misery sonds bit like acacia strain.they are definitly paid to write all this crap about crap.

By: annathered

annathered — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:59:23 +0000

Beat me over the head with a blast beat, why dontcha?

By: Facebook User

Facebook User — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:49:28 +0000

agreed. this was the funniest review ever.

the fact that he made fun of them and they used to review to promote their video is hilarious lmao

By: pigchop

pigchop — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 23:37:59 +0000

You guys fired a dude who can write like that? Granted, this particular review will fly right over the skulls of those who might like the band, but hell – the dude makes for interesting reading.

By: Anticosmic

Anticosmic — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 17:54:57 +0000

check the oceano myspace right now, your prophecy came true

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 02:38:00 +0000

I laughed for an hour over that.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 02:09:18 +0000

I still say Gary was trolling.

By: Bradley Thomas

Bradley Thomas — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 02:04:14 +0000

major LOLage @ referencing Oceano as Blackchapel

By: Michel Giroux-Burroughs

Michel Giroux-Burroughs — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 01:22:23 +0000

I can’t believe that this wasn’t trolling… Gary got fired for this shit! It’s proof that Gary Suarez sucks!

By: Grymmbear

Grymmbear — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:35:34 +0000

Here… a +1 for you!

By: Buttor

Buttor — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:14:55 +0000

Really ? you were trying some form of meta-sarcasm ? Funny, it looks a lot like you didn’t get the sarcasm when you wrote your first comment and then tried pathetically to make believe that you were being sarcastic about the sarcasm, but maybe it’s because I got lost on the sixth level of sarcasm or something.

By: Buttor

Buttor — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:10:01 +0000

I love being hated by morons, it makes me feel smart.

By: 20 eyes

20 eyes — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 04:33:36 +0000

I’m going to stab you in your temple while you sleep.
I wasn’t allowed to double post so therefore i chose to do some “ghetto spell”.

You fucking cuntface.