Comments on: I WONDER HOW FAST HIS HAND MOVES WHEN HE MASTURBATES?

By: Gunnar

Gunnar — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 03:05:36 +0000

How do you not know what song this is?

By: Fuck You

Fuck You — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:46:37 +0000

This guy has nothing on Joey from Manowar’s Flight of the Bumblebee…on fucking bass bitch!!!

By: SourDeez

SourDeez — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:48:29 +0000

No one is knocking the guy’s entire body of work, just this one particular douchebaggy performance. I could smell water and vinegar listening to this, that’s how douchey this performance is. Also, I will go out on a limb and say that most solo electric guitar pieces over 5 minutes long = boring, no matter how good the player is. I want to hear riffs, I want to hear the guitar woven in the tapestry of sounds instead of constantly on the forefront, I want to hear quick leads that smoke and I want to hear a guitar solo that kicks my ass but lasts its proper length: about a minute. I never got into shred because to me it’s strange to hear someone play one mere element of music, the solo, for an entire song.

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 06:48:10 +0000

Bring him back when he can play A Million Miles Away by Rory Gallagher or Texas Flood by Stevie Ray Vaughan, something that requires emotion. Then we’ll talk talent, because that display contained zero.

By: The Hate Machine

The Hate Machine — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 06:28:24 +0000

That guy is a fuckin bad ass and dissing him is pure ignorance. I have seen other video of that guy actually playing some ripping metal and he owns you all including me. Internet bashers piss me off too. The 21st century has brought us the armchair warriors but they only have digital balls instead of real ones. That video was showing a skill level that most will never achieve. Fuckin kids these days have no respect for anyone or anything.

By: Master Chah

Master Chah — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:17:43 +0000

This video made me lol

By: Nick

Nick — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:19:46 +0000

“Flight Of The Bumblebee” may be a good song to use when going for speed, but isn’t a good indicator of a guitarist’s style or overall proficiency. Tiago Della Vega is more than just raw speed; his playing may not be for everyone, but I suggest you check it out before you make a verdict based on this kind of fret run.

By: anselmowitz

anselmowitz — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:39:03 +0000

Nice, fats can shred. I can’t play that shit let alone above 260, but I will throw in a snide jealous comment about his guitar tone being shite for actual playing (seems to be set up just for the pick attack at high speeds).

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:25:41 +0000

@thatONEguy

” ‘YOU’RE’, CHILD!”

-PS-WELL IF I’M DISTURBED, YOU’RE LINKIN PARK

By: skip

skip — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:17:48 +0000

i dont think he has time for masturbating with guitar speed like that!

By: SourDeez

SourDeez — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:02:42 +0000

Wow, flight of the bumblebee. I don’t think anyone has ever used that song to show off how fast they can play an instrument. This guy is truly a pioneer.

By: thatONEguy

thatONEguy — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:48:01 +0000

@ \m/Eluveitie\m/

“I’LL DO WHATEVER I PLEASE CHILD!”

-PS-YOUR JUST LIKE DISTURBED!

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:55:31 +0000

You can hit the “reply” button, @ing people is obsolete. Get with the times brother.

By: thatONEguy

thatONEguy — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:43:19 +0000

@ TXHellbilly says:
“Disturbed blows dogs for quarters”

EVERYONE AND THERE MOM KNOWS THAT!!…Why do you think they have kennels instead of beds in there tour bus!?

By: steverazor

steverazor — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:11:51 +0000

That was amazing! What the f**k is wrong with you people – internet comment sections make me crazy.

By: Shane

Shane — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:25:17 +0000

You people don’t know what song that is…?

By: fightingmike

fightingmike — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:02:37 +0000

Wow, he can play 1 song really fast. Boring as hell!

By: Sammy

Sammy — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:32:56 +0000

I saw this when it came out, and my thoughts haven’t changed. Impressiveness and boring are not mutually exclusive.

By: myke

myke — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:08:03 +0000

i think he was bakin a turd while he was @ it too

By: Reaper-X

Reaper-X — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:44:37 +0000

FAIL