SMOKEOUT FESTIVAL TICKET GIVEAWAY: SEE SLIPKNOT AND THE DEFTONES!
Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 at 4:00pm by Vince Neilstein
We’ve got a pair of tickets for the two-day Smokeout Festival in California next weekend, featuring Slipknot and the Deftones, and we wanna give them away to you. The festival is a celebration of weed culture and music, featuring all sorts of seminars and informational sessions about Marijuana as well as band performances all weekend long. If we weren’t based out of NYC, we’d definitely be there.
Alls you gotta do to win our pair of tickets: tell us which member of Slipknot you’d most like to get high with, and why. Leave a comment below, and be sure you fill in a valid email address in the appropriate field. Winners will be contacted by email this Friday.
I guess you’d have to be on a lot of drugs to enjoy that lineup.
a) I don’t do any drugs. I’m messed up enough as it is – I don’t need anything adding to that.
b) Anyone who wouldn’t enjoy this lineup is an idiot. Slipknot is amazing live. Deftones are one of the best bands of the last two decades. And fucking Sublime is playing. I shouldn’t have to explain this. What the fuck is this world coming to?
I don’t smoke weed just give me the tickets.
I would smoke with seven so I could tell him that his music sucks then after I would have the honour of dying by his hands.
Not a fan of them, but I guess Joey Jordison, and he would have to have the mask on. This is because I would probably freak out and think I was with Michael Myers and think he was trying to kill me. It would make a good story.
Not a huge slipknot fan anymore, but probably joey jordison cause he’s done alot more musically than alot of the other band members, (produced 3 inches of bloods 2 albums on roadrunner)
None of them. If I smoked weed (I don’t), I’d get high with Scott Reeder of Kyuss while we listened to “One Inch Man” and “Green Machine” (even though that was Nick Oliveri playing bass) on repeat for hours on end. It would be sick.
nice bro
Because I love Slipkno- oh wait, scratch that, I’m not 15 anymore.
I’d pick Corey so we could talk about Mike Muthafucking Patton!!!
It would have to be the clown dude. I’ve heard he’s pretty fucked up and does a lot of drugs, so it would have to make for a pretty crazy Fear and Loathing type adventure. Plus, I’ve always liked clowns.
Joey for sure, his mask is twisted, I can only imagine getting high with him and then looking into his eyes through that mask and going insane from its crazyness!!
Support the knot 09!
Every single MS Maniac are right now trying to figure out your name and home address. Then they’ll call some juggalos in your area and— well.
I agree though. Slipknot are nice and they deliver on stage.
(I say that knowing that there are few to none juggalos in Denmark)
super-creepy man rape stuff…..
slipknot sucks. i only know one guy from the band, and i bet they can’t blowdown.
Ah gay slipknot is gay
deftones are too
I’d have to pick Paul the Clown. He seems totally down to party. And I myself like to party as well also. I’d roll a fat blunt and we’d get blowed out listening to the Deftones!
Clown’s name is Shawn. Just sayin’.
aww shit my bad, not a big fan really. He just looked like a paul. there’s a paul in the band right.
Yeah. Paul Grey. Bass player. (lol I’m kind of a big fan.)
I would love to smoke with Jory Jordison and Paul Gray. Since both of these two overdosed on two different occasions, forced the tours to cancel I feel like I needs to show these guys that weed is all you need. I could be the tenth member
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I’d do the white pony w/ Paul Gray cause I here he gets the good shit.
I would get high Mick Thomson so he can teach me the secrets to shitting a perfect cylinder.
I’d get higher than shit with Shawn Crahan and pick his brain about shit. The dudes a creepy mother fucker. I love it!
Jesus Christ, Slipknot and all their fans are retards.
Just so we’re clear, are you calling Jesus Christ, Slipknot and all their fans retards? Or are you simply adding “Jesus Christ” as an expletive before your statement?
So I’d ideally like to burn with Clown because I have a hilarious story of him going into the audience in March 2005 in Philly at one of the shows and punching my friend and running away! I doubt he blazes so I’d have to alternately say Joey so we could chat about some of the music he wrote on the Roadrunner United Cd and talk to him about the one-off concert they did for it in NYC. I had a blast at it and I’d love to shoot the doodoo with him about it. Cheers
Not a big fan anymore but id have to say sid ( 0 ), He’s fucking crazy any guy that lights him self on fire (and other band mates) constantly fighting clown and runs around and jumps off of 20-25ft stage set-ups must have some good weed conversations.
whichever the one with the spikes on his head is. we’d pass his helmet back and forth to box, occasionally using one of his nails as a pokey to de-clog the bong. because we’d be blazing copiously.
not meant as a reply. my bad.
id blaze with all of the deftones at once because they are the only decent band on this whole gay ass lineup
Wow. Since they write music you don’t enjoy, they’re gay. How original.
If you’re going to bother to insult a band, at least have the balls to come up with a fucking original insult.
I would get high with clown because he’s the creative visual force behind the band so that means he must do/say some crazy ass shit while he’s stoned…and he has a bat.
Definitely Clown… He has said shit like he is from outer space. You know the more hight you get this motherfucker and egg him on the more weird shit your gonna get. Good times.
I would definitely blaze with Corey, dude is one of the best vocalists in metal and seems like an intelligent guy. I would like to ask the reason for the change of hate filled lyrics of the first 2 albums to the more introspective and thought provoking ones of the 2 recent albums.
I would like to smoke with Jim Root because he is the tallest member of Slipknot. I’m a short dude myself, so he and I could pull off some Kramer/Mickey (of Seinfeld, for all you gentiles) scene-for-scene recreations, which of course, I would film. We would then smoke much and watch said film. Imagine the possibilities.
I’d like to burn a few with Corey just so I can ask the dude to quit making everything he does sound like the same band……everybody knows what I’m talking about….. and now this solo album shit’s supposed to be cookin’ and I’m all like….. why, man!?! So I just want to be able to tell him this without him doin’ what everyone think’s he’s gonna do and flip out.
i would pick the one that’s not gay. oh wait…
Wow. Since they write music you don’t enjoy, they’re gay. How original.
If you’re going to bother to insult a band, at least have the balls to come up with a fucking original insult.
what does coming up with something original have to do with my balls? why should i come up with an original insult for an unoriginal band? garbage gets what garbage deserves: garbage.
also, way to recycle your responses. very creative. not quite as creative as slipknot though.
Fine. Call it garbage. Call it uncreative. But at least have the balls to call it that. Don’t be like all these pussies who can’t fucking think for themselves and just call bands “gay” because they’re frustrated little fucks who’ve never seen a vagina. I’m so fucking sick of these whiny little fucking punks who can’t come up with an original thought.
I’m not necessarily a fan of Slipknot. They’re a fun band, and they put on a great live show, but I’m not a big fan of theirs. That doesn’t make them gay. If all nine of the members of Slipknot happen to be homosexual, THAT would make them gay. (I don’t know my Slipknot facts that well, but I’m pretty sure they’re not.) The fact that you hate them doesn’t make them gay. Grow the fuck up.
Also, I “recycled” my responses? Because I said the same thing twice? I just replied to the same basic argument in the same way. If anyone’s recycling here, sir, it’s you. You’re recycling the same “Waaah! I hate this band! They write popular music! They’re gay!” argument that thousands and thousands of uncreative wannabe metalheads have been using for years now. Congratulations.
I’ll make it easy for you, since you can’t seem to grasp this concept.
THE METAL BAND “GAY” QUIZ
Question 1: Are the members of (band name here) homosexual(s)?
If the answer to Question 1 is yes, (band name here) is gay. If the answer to Question 1 is no, (band name here) is not. It’s pretty easy.
You try!
STFU
sounds like someone’s got some sand in their vagina!
id pick paul grey, no body picks paul grey… not even paul grey would pick paul grey…but i would…and after we light up a couple of bowls we could talk about why slipknot friends and juggalos are friends.. or why that should be the reason…then i guess we would walk around and enjoy the smell of marijuana and spilt beer, slipknot fans and junk food cus thats the majority of what will be there… oh cant forget the cypress hill fans… as a matter of fact, why cant we smoke with cypress hill too? i dont know i am pretty hight right now
joey jordison, ’cause he’s the half talented one
Probably Craig Jones, just so I can borrow his helmet and smoke in it. That thing’s probably the most bad-ass hot-box ever, man!!
you takin my answer, boy?
I get it. Slipknot is there in case anyone isn’t stoned and realizes how fucked up the line up is.
what a stupid fucking contest
This concert gives weed a bad name.
Big Mick…he’s got all the MUNchies….and guitar’s
since i smoke out all the time i would smoke out with sid cause i know hes a burner. i wouldnt want to smoke out with some jp smoker who doesnt know which end of the joint to lite, plus he kills it on the turn tables.
i would smoke wiht sid cause he is the baddest mother bitch on the planet
i would get high with sid that motherfuckers permahigh and maybe he could teach me how lol. also because he’d probably climb some shit or shit on a ladder, something with climbing and shit. plus there would definitely be some ill drum and bass the whole time. im sure one of his gasmasks is already made into a bong or something, and he probably only smokes the best.
I would smoke with Corey, because although he is a fistful of rage onstage, he seems like a really chill person behind the scenes. I have a lot of respect for Corey because one: he is an awesome frontman (for all 3 of his bands), and two he just seems like I said a really chill person, and someone real cool to just “shoot the shit” with, smoking weed or not! When I do smoke, I like to be around people who are just real toned down, and just talk about whatever, and that person being one of the best frontmen in modern metal and rock makes it that much better!!!
LOL @ you idiots wanting to stoned with Slapcock. I’m sure if you got high with any of those bafoons they’d ignore you. If I got stoned with any of them, I’m sure I’d say “Why do you make such shitty dude?” oh and “Pass the bong please so I dont have to look at your shitty customes either.” K thnx
i don’t wanna get high with “slapcock”; i wanna get high with heiroglyphics and bad brains. pass the bong so i don’t have to see the comments of/ get pissed off at this ignoramus. look into it before you bitch about it. one of the most solid non-metal lineups i’ve seen all year,
fuck slipshit and [have to be] Def [ to listen to this band] tones, Id go for Cypress Hill. seriously, who the fuck honestly likes deftones. they suck. suck sucksucksucksuck. god , i hate the deftones. how dare they cover Helmet….
neither of them, how the hell are they suppose to smoke out of those gay ass masks?
and plus have you heard their music? enough said
corey taylor, the man is a fucking metal god
any of the members…. get em real high so they cant move…. and kill em