HOW TO STAY GOTH PAST 50
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009 at 9:30am by Vince Neilstein
Sent in by MetalGF by way of the always poignant Onion.
The bottom should read “INSIDE Your Band: We Finally Checked It Out. It’s Not Very Good.”
-VN
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I love the Onion. I don’t know why, really…but I do.
wheres the article at??????? the picture is alright, but the article would have been tits.
Shouldn’t they just put a picture of Alice Cooper on the cover instead?
This would have been awesome for the picture contest
Jamie Lee Curtis and Alan Hale, Jr.