REMEMBER THAT TIME WE POSTED A PICTURE OF KRISTEN RANDALL’S BOOBS?

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009 at 4:00pm by Vince Neilstein

kristen randallYeah. That was pretty cool. (NSFW!)

In other news, a press release tells us that Randall has left Winds of Plague and is going to be on an episode of L.A. Ink. Whoop-de-do.

-VN


50 COMMENTS on “REMEMBER THAT TIME WE POSTED A PICTURE OF KRISTEN RANDALL’S BOOBS?”

  1. Nate says:

    “left winds of plague.” can I now respect her? Or by “left” do you mean, is taking a break to go be on a shitty TV show which caters a false image of “metal” and “hardcore” to the mainstream?

    • stu1 says:

      She’s appearing on an EPISODE of LA Ink.

      • Nate says:

        Thats why I didn’t say “star on” and said “go be on”

        • stu1 says:

          She didn’t leave the band or take a break from the band to be on the show. She’s appearing on an upcoming episode. 2 different things.

          • Nate says:

            Do you really have to bitch that much about a statement I made? I fucking know that, I worded it incorrectly. FFS dude, go bother someone who ACTUALLY can’t read, nit picky little cockblaster.

          • stu1 says:

            In this case, Nate, you would seem to be the one who doesn’t have a functional grasp on the English language.

          • Nate says:

            Based off of ONE sentence I typed as class was starting, I don’t have a grasp of the English language? Dude, stop being a fucking grammar Nazi. Shit like that doesn’t fucking matter.

            Since we’re getting technical now, I’ll go over some of your grammatical errors:

            “2 different things.” Incorrect. Only numbers over ten may be written as numerals.

            “…Didn’t leave the band or take a break…” You forgot a coma after “band.”

            “…functional grasp…” You misused functional. If i did not have a FUNCTIONAL (pretend that is italicized) grasp on the English language, I wouldn’t be apply to form sentences at all. Nor would I be able to decipher the sentences made by others.

            Keep being a douche bag, please.

          • stu1 says:

            “2″ vs “two.” This is an informal medium, and it was used as an abbreviation.
            I don’t need a coma there. The words “or” and “and” don’t require them, but they can be used.
            “I wouldn’t be apply to form..” Nice work.
            I’m almost not sure you are really able to decipher the sentences of others.

          • Boys, it’s “comma,” not “coma.” This exchange, however, just about put me into the latter.

          • Nate says:

            So because it’s an informal medium, its ok for YOU to fuck up, but not for me? Go get a fucking life, douchebag.

  2. mankvill says:

    A shitty “musician” left a shitty “band”? cool story bro

  3. lol says:

    lol that was how I found out about this website.

  4. The only reason to see Winds of Plague just went bye-bye.

    So, anybody want to take bets as to what skank they get to replace her?

  5. DemonicLemming says:

    Sorta a reversal from the last time I saw WoP mentioned here, where whoever it was doing the interview wasn’t too critical (might have been the first chick to talk to him in a couple weeks?).

    I really hope all these fucking reality shows start to die out soon. They portray reality about as much as I portray the buff college jock.

  6. builtforsin says:

    I’d put in in her butt!

  7. d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n. says:

    Hopefully they get a hotter girl with a nicer chest to replace her.

  8. metalguy says:

    how about just having a porn star stand in front of a keyboard with preprogrammed samples playing through the speakers?

  9. orbital says:

    sweet tits. LA Ink blows

  10. jason says:

    Is that skim milk in those titties?

  11. Dysenteric says:

    Token keyboardist leaves generic deathcore band to appear on TV show no-one here cares about. Yeah, and?

  12. stu1 says:

    OK, from what I’ve read and what I’ve comprehended, it doesn’t sound like she left to be on LA Ink. It sounds like she left AND ALSO, is going to be on an episode of LA Ink.

  13. William Grimmkvlt says:

    Sergeant D’s going to be bummed. He loved her and WOP were his favorite wigger slam band. Right now’s he’s weeping as he’s jerking off to picture of Brokencyde groupies. Kidding, D. I kid because I love.

    • Ahhhhhhhhh… I was gonna comment about that & you beat me to it. Damn!!

      • Sergeant D says:

        Dude… I *do* like WOP but a) they are DEATHCORE not wigger slam b) I love Brokencyde groupies c) I may have some exclusive info on this… stay tuned.

        • Nate says:

          Sadly, brokencyde groupies are cute. Well, the ones here, at least. They’re just missing piercings and tattoos.

        • The Ghost of D. Boon says:

          I love that the first “related article” link below the post is “Winds of Plague: We’re Not a Deathcore Band”.

          Just thought I’d point that out. They’re totally deathcore, for what it’s worth.

  14. kingheadcrab says:

    my suggestion for replacement, Gail the Snail

    • Beard says:

      Haha. And let her do the whole slurping her spit thing into the microphone. It would make them sound a way better. But I see this going horribly wrong when everyone in the crowd has salt.

      • Beereded says:

        Of course, salt would be mandatory at all Winds of Plague shows from then on. But, no one would feel good about it.

  15. Elliott says:

    Dudes, the Agonist AND Alissa White-Gluz are badass and she is WAY hotter than Randall…they’d be lucky to get her, but they won’t becuase like i said…the Agonist are badass!

    • The Ghost of D. Boon says:

      One Google Image Search later, and I’d tend to agree with you on at least one part of that post.

    • DemonicLemming says:

      You smoking some bad weed or something? A drowning cat sounds better than the Agonist chick, and her tits are about as perky as a a baseball in a tube sock.

  16. Wow, she was fucking hot. Any reason why she left?

    • Masonic Wehrmacht says:

      She fucked her way through the band and it turned her lesbian. So shes moving on to bigger and better things.

  17. whatthefuckischristianhxc says:

    kristen is pretty fucking hot to me…

  18. mr_Izan says:

    wow, i cant wait, this sounds like a double-dose of pretentious scene whores with unoriginal ink. Yay.

  19. Anon says:

    WOP is a straight edge (meaning – we tell you how to live and are against the sex, drugs and rock n roll live and let live attitude of ROCK) band on Victory records. FUCK STRAIGHT EDGE! FUCK VEGAN! FUCK SCENE! FUCK -CORE! FUCK UGLY TATTOOED WHORES! KILL ANIMALS! NUKE THE EARTH! GET DRUNK! HAIL SATAN!

    • stu1 says:

      They’re not on Victory. And being I’ve never heard if they are straight edge or not, they’re obviously not preachy about their beliefs if it’s the case.

    • o0Stacey0o says:

      They are not all straight edge, and I can say that from a pretty good stand point. Even if you think Kristen is “talentless”, she is a pretty fucking cool chick in person. And she is definitely super hot. Give her a break, man. If you don’t like staring at a chick in a scene full of ugly dudes, your either gay (which is fine) or lying. And a total tool, which I think is obvious. Either way, I have no idea why I just bothered replying to this. Back to my afternoon coffee.

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