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REMEMBER THAT TIME WE POSTED A PICTURE OF KRISTEN RANDALL’S BOOBS?

 Wednesday, October 14th, 2009 at 4:00pm by

kristen randallYeah. That was pretty cool. (NSFW!)

In other news, a press release tells us that Randall has left Winds of Plague and is going to be on an episode of L.A. Ink. Whoop-de-do.

-VN

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  • Nate

    “left winds of plague.” can I now respect her? Or by “left” do you mean, is taking a break to go be on a shitty TV show which caters a false image of “metal” and “hardcore” to the mainstream?

    • stu1

      She’s appearing on an EPISODE of LA Ink.

      • Nate

        Thats why I didn’t say “star on” and said “go be on”

        • stu1

          She didn’t leave the band or take a break from the band to be on the show. She’s appearing on an upcoming episode. 2 different things.

          • Nate

            Do you really have to bitch that much about a statement I made? I fucking know that, I worded it incorrectly. FFS dude, go bother someone who ACTUALLY can’t read, nit picky little cockblaster.

          • stu1

            In this case, Nate, you would seem to be the one who doesn’t have a functional grasp on the English language.

          • Nate

            Based off of ONE sentence I typed as class was starting, I don’t have a grasp of the English language? Dude, stop being a fucking grammar Nazi. Shit like that doesn’t fucking matter.

            Since we’re getting technical now, I’ll go over some of your grammatical errors:

            “2 different things.” Incorrect. Only numbers over ten may be written as numerals.

            “…Didn’t leave the band or take a break…” You forgot a coma after “band.”

            “…functional grasp…” You misused functional. If i did not have a FUNCTIONAL (pretend that is italicized) grasp on the English language, I wouldn’t be apply to form sentences at all. Nor would I be able to decipher the sentences made by others.

            Keep being a douche bag, please.

          • stu1

            “2″ vs “two.” This is an informal medium, and it was used as an abbreviation.
            I don’t need a coma there. The words “or” and “and” don’t require them, but they can be used.
            “I wouldn’t be apply to form..” Nice work.
            I’m almost not sure you are really able to decipher the sentences of others.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

            Boys, it’s “comma,” not “coma.” This exchange, however, just about put me into the latter.

          • Nate

            So because it’s an informal medium, its ok for YOU to fuck up, but not for me? Go get a fucking life, douchebag.

  • mankvill

    A shitty “musician” left a shitty “band”? cool story bro

  • lol

    lol that was how I found out about this website.

  • http://www.gamesmeetmetal.com Gamesmeetmetal.com

    The only reason to see Winds of Plague just went bye-bye.

    So, anybody want to take bets as to what skank they get to replace her?

    • DemonicLemming

      The shrieking, cow-udder-tits chick from the Arsonist, maybe.

      • http://www.prophetsofdoom.wordpress.com Prophet

        ***Agonist

        • DemonicLemming

          That’s the one. Its Flaming Baby Sacrifice Day here, got a little mixed up.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bobby-Tims/1313713879 Bobby Tims

      i thought the same exact thing. maybe she’ll join/make another band the keyboards were really the only thing i saw as redeeming about WoP

  • DemonicLemming

    Sorta a reversal from the last time I saw WoP mentioned here, where whoever it was doing the interview wasn’t too critical (might have been the first chick to talk to him in a couple weeks?).

    I really hope all these fucking reality shows start to die out soon. They portray reality about as much as I portray the buff college jock.

  • builtforsin

    I’d put in in her butt!

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    Hopefully they get a hotter girl with a nicer chest to replace her.

    • John

      Hopefully she leaks nudes too!

      • lolwut

        1

  • metalguy

    how about just having a porn star stand in front of a keyboard with preprogrammed samples playing through the speakers?

    • Nate

      LOL like she can actually play keyboards… They only picked her to stand in front of one because, as we all know, wiggers have poor taste in pussy.

      • Did you just piss on my xbox?

        ha

  • orbital

    sweet tits. LA Ink blows

  • jason

    Is that skim milk in those titties?

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/62449cbe5ea8d22bcc2e76890fceaa37.png Lord Bling

    Meh.

  • Dysenteric

    Token keyboardist leaves generic deathcore band to appear on TV show no-one here cares about. Yeah, and?

  • stu1

    OK, from what I’ve read and what I’ve comprehended, it doesn’t sound like she left to be on LA Ink. It sounds like she left AND ALSO, is going to be on an episode of LA Ink.

    • Nate

      Thank you for paraphrasing the article…

      • stu1

        Apparently several people here had trouble grasping it.

  • William Grimmkvlt

    Sergeant D’s going to be bummed. He loved her and WOP were his favorite wigger slam band. Right now’s he’s weeping as he’s jerking off to picture of Brokencyde groupies. Kidding, D. I kid because I love.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Wesley-Vinson/1089835356 Wesley Vinson

      Ahhhhhhhhh… I was gonna comment about that & you beat me to it. Damn!!

      • http://stuffyouwillhate.com Sergeant D

        Dude… I *do* like WOP but a) they are DEATHCORE not wigger slam b) I love Brokencyde groupies c) I may have some exclusive info on this… stay tuned.

        • Nate

          Sadly, brokencyde groupies are cute. Well, the ones here, at least. They’re just missing piercings and tattoos.

        • The Ghost of D. Boon

          I love that the first “related article” link below the post is “Winds of Plague: We’re Not a Deathcore Band”.

          Just thought I’d point that out. They’re totally deathcore, for what it’s worth.

  • kingheadcrab

    my suggestion for replacement, Gail the Snail

    • Beard

      Haha. And let her do the whole slurping her spit thing into the microphone. It would make them sound a way better. But I see this going horribly wrong when everyone in the crowd has salt.

      • Beereded

        Of course, salt would be mandatory at all Winds of Plague shows from then on. But, no one would feel good about it.

  • Elliott

    Dudes, the Agonist AND Alissa White-Gluz are badass and she is WAY hotter than Randall…they’d be lucky to get her, but they won’t becuase like i said…the Agonist are badass!

    • The Ghost of D. Boon

      One Google Image Search later, and I’d tend to agree with you on at least one part of that post.

    • DemonicLemming

      You smoking some bad weed or something? A drowning cat sounds better than the Agonist chick, and her tits are about as perky as a a baseball in a tube sock.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Dasher/30826541 Matt Dasher

    Wow, she was fucking hot. Any reason why she left?

    • Masonic Wehrmacht

      She fucked her way through the band and it turned her lesbian. So shes moving on to bigger and better things.

  • whatthefuckischristianhxc

    kristen is pretty fucking hot to me…

  • http://myspace.com/obeydarklord mr_Izan

    wow, i cant wait, this sounds like a double-dose of pretentious scene whores with unoriginal ink. Yay.

  • Anon

    WOP is a straight edge (meaning – we tell you how to live and are against the sex, drugs and rock n roll live and let live attitude of ROCK) band on Victory records. FUCK STRAIGHT EDGE! FUCK VEGAN! FUCK SCENE! FUCK -CORE! FUCK UGLY TATTOOED WHORES! KILL ANIMALS! NUKE THE EARTH! GET DRUNK! HAIL SATAN!

    • stu1

      They’re not on Victory. And being I’ve never heard if they are straight edge or not, they’re obviously not preachy about their beliefs if it’s the case.

    • o0Stacey0o

      They are not all straight edge, and I can say that from a pretty good stand point. Even if you think Kristen is “talentless”, she is a pretty fucking cool chick in person. And she is definitely super hot. Give her a break, man. If you don’t like staring at a chick in a scene full of ugly dudes, your either gay (which is fine) or lying. And a total tool, which I think is obvious. Either way, I have no idea why I just bothered replying to this. Back to my afternoon coffee.