VAINS OF JENNA’S THE ART OF TELLING LIES IS THE BEST ALBUM OF ITS KIND SINCE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES’ BEAUTIFUL CREATURES
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009 at 10:30am by Axl Rosenberg
If that headline means anything to you, you’ll probably like this record.
(three out of five horns)
-AR
I saw their music video awhile back. I honestly can’t believe there’s a NEW heir metal band. I mean, honestly. THey put all those girls in their videos because paying them to dance around is all they’ll ever get, these days, and that’s what their genre glorifies.
Vains Of Jenna?!, What a shitty band name, what does it even mean?
The reasons why Jenna loves herself.
Its stupid.
I was gonna say the same thing. They couldn’t have picked a worse name if they tried.
That’s so true. Even if they picked something like “shitheap” it would be better because it would describe exactly what you’re getting.
The could play shitty Celtic folk metal, I suppose.
Oh Samantha you live to antagonize
Yeah, it was a baseless cheap shot. I actually agreed with your comment.
they have one catchy song. saw them open for gwar and cradle of filth back in ‘07, didn’t hate them live.
i’m also an in the closet hair metal fan so…
There are a lot of newer “hair metal” bands around these days. They are especially prominent in Sweden where the style never really went away. The problem I find is that these bands have the look and swagger down but can’t back it up with tunes. I want to be proved wrong.
Hair metal had good songs? Please, point me towards one. I mean, they’re better than their predecessors, but that doesn’t save them from the pit of ineptitude
Dokken, Ratt, the first few Motley albums….I could go on.
All awful. Sorry. I can’t stand ANY of those. Motley Crue is annoying as hell, Dokken is boring as hell. Ratt was at least decent, but i wouldn’t call it “good.”
you don’t seem to like hair metal at all, so why ask?
It’s called a rhetorical question. And maybe there’s something I missed. REply to syclonus, not carlos.
haha, these guys played a concert at my college a few years back and got drunk with us afterwards. it was fucking funny, to say the least.
I used to listen to these guys all the time. I grew up though.
Wasn’t there an MTV “reality” show contest where four bands were competing to be the opening act for an Ozzfest tour and this was the band that won?
ya, I use to listen to them. Then my dad got a job
alright!!!! MORE BLEEDING COWBOYS FONT!!! how many more fucking times do i need to see that on an album?
Wasnt this one of the bands Bam Margera signed?!?! That should say enough.
Veins of Jenna is a carnation from Beautiful Creatures which was a carnation from Bang Tango