THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF CRYSTAL VIPER, THE BEST BAND ON THE PLANET
Thursday, October 15th, 2009 at 10:00am by Axl RosenbergI first wrote about Crystal Viper back in March, and they’re still one of the most amazing discoveries I’ve made this year. Now they have a new video and… I mean… Have you ever seen a video more metal than this?!?!? I mean, more metal and also made for two dollars U.S. and the band’s best ass. ‘Cause I think that’s what they traded for the pyro.
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My God! It’s a Blind Guardian tribute band fronted by Mariah Carey! RUN!!!
LoL at the guitarist wearing their own merch. … and this band is awful
Its alright to wear your own band’s merch in europe, and they are pretty awful.
If you guys actually liked this — it’s difficult some times while wading through the sarcasm that drips from this site to determine if you guys are serious or not — you might want to check out Stormwarrior and Persuader.
Stormwarrior – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKN6__eYvAo
Persuader – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBYmRtYYhNI
Actually I’m pretty sure Axl was being sarcastic…
Anyway Persuader is an awesome band… you people should really check em out.
I think the singer sounds just a bit like Doro Pesch. Which is just fine, because Doro Pesch kicked ass in Warlock.
Incidentally, I don’t know why Crystal Viper have been singled out by Metalsucks. They’re a pretty average and average-sounding power-metal band. Hell, even the name is pretty standard fare, compared with a band like Custard or Pink Cream 69.
i would marry that girl in a second
I was not expecting Power Metal. It’s average power metal, but I was still not expecting Power Metal.
Best band on what planet? Does this band come from Mars?
I wouldn’t mind fucking their singer in the mouth though….
Make that two.
I’d plow the singer…only once though…couldn’t take the “serious” band talk about this poop sandwhich
Since I think the post about Red Chord streaming a new song is on its way on MS, I’ll say it right away: this song is much better than that.
This is the future.
reminds me on Sinergy
This band is the metal equivalent of Tia Carrera’s band Crucial Taunt from Wayne’s World.
I’m not a real power metal fan but I kind of like this. She has some pipes on her. And that video is awesome, but Smokey Bear would not approve.
awful
good band. but a complete Iron Maiden rip off. sounds way too much like Maiden to ever get any traction and success
I just think its funny how they leg it from the pyro like its going to set them on fire
sounds like bruce dickinson pre-puberty…haha