Comments on: THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF CRYSTAL VIPER, THE BEST BAND ON THE PLANET http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/ IS FOR LOVERS Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:01:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Elliott http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/#comment-326340 Elliott Fri, 16 Oct 2009 05:30:19 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22558#comment-326340 sounds like bruce dickinson pre-puberty...haha sounds like bruce dickinson pre-puberty…haha

]]> By: Civi http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/#comment-325807 Civi Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:09:03 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22558#comment-325807 I just think its funny how they leg it from the pyro like its going to set them on fire I just think its funny how they leg it from the pyro like its going to set them on fire

]]> By: Phil http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/#comment-325785 Phil Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:41:06 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22558#comment-325785 Make that two. Make that two.

]]> By: Ryan http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/#comment-325706 Ryan Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:23:25 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22558#comment-325706 good band. but a complete Iron Maiden rip off. sounds way too much like Maiden to ever get any traction and success good band. but a complete Iron Maiden rip off. sounds way too much like Maiden to ever get any traction and success

]]> By: NoNameNoSlogan http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/#comment-325661 NoNameNoSlogan Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:39:45 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22558#comment-325661 awful awful

]]> By: Kuranes http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/#comment-325592 Kuranes Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:06:48 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22558#comment-325592 I'm not a real power metal fan but I kind of like this. She has some pipes on her. And that video is awesome, but Smokey Bear would not approve. I’m not a real power metal fan but I kind of like this. She has some pipes on her. And that video is awesome, but Smokey Bear would not approve.

]]> By: Pick-Axe Bobby http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/#comment-325589 Pick-Axe Bobby Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:02:54 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22558#comment-325589 This band is the metal equivalent of Tia Carrera's band Crucial Taunt from Wayne's World. This band is the metal equivalent of Tia Carrera’s band Crucial Taunt from Wayne’s World.

]]> By: pokesmot http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/#comment-325574 pokesmot Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:46:26 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22558#comment-325574 reminds me on Sinergy reminds me on Sinergy

]]> By: Zoker http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/#comment-325559 Zoker Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:07:00 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22558#comment-325559 Actually I'm pretty sure Axl was being sarcastic... Anyway Persuader is an awesome band... you people should really check em out. Actually I’m pretty sure Axl was being sarcastic…

Anyway Persuader is an awesome band… you people should really check em out.

]]> By: Fufkin http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/#comment-325557 Fufkin Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:04:01 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22558#comment-325557 This is the future. This is the future.

]]> By: Zoker http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/#comment-325553 Zoker Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:01:41 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22558#comment-325553 Since I think the post about Red Chord streaming a new song is on its way on MS, I'll say it right away: this song is much better than that. Since I think the post about Red Chord streaming a new song is on its way on MS, I’ll say it right away: this song is much better than that.

]]> By: Slayer Boner http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/#comment-325552 Slayer Boner Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:59:29 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22558#comment-325552 I'd plow the singer...only once though...couldn't take the "serious" band talk about this poop sandwhich I’d plow the singer…only once though…couldn’t take the “serious” band talk about this poop sandwhich

]]> By: Cavorka http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/#comment-325550 Cavorka Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:57:06 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22558#comment-325550 Best band on what planet? Does this band come from Mars? I wouldn't mind fucking their singer in the mouth though.... Best band on what planet? Does this band come from Mars?
I wouldn’t mind fucking their singer in the mouth though….

]]> By: Mark Gavin http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/#comment-325546 Mark Gavin Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:50:39 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22558#comment-325546 I was not expecting Power Metal. It's average power metal, but I was still not expecting Power Metal. I was not expecting Power Metal. It’s average power metal, but I was still not expecting Power Metal.

]]> By: Facebook User http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/#comment-325541 Facebook User Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:44:13 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22558#comment-325541 i would marry that girl in a second i would marry that girl in a second

]]> By: Sir Robert http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/#comment-325540 Sir Robert Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:43:52 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22558#comment-325540 I think the singer sounds just a bit like Doro Pesch. Which is just fine, because Doro Pesch kicked ass in Warlock. Incidentally, I don't know why Crystal Viper have been singled out by Metalsucks. They're a pretty average and average-sounding power-metal band. Hell, even the name is pretty standard fare, compared with a band like Custard or Pink Cream 69. I think the singer sounds just a bit like Doro Pesch. Which is just fine, because Doro Pesch kicked ass in Warlock.

Incidentally, I don’t know why Crystal Viper have been singled out by Metalsucks. They’re a pretty average and average-sounding power-metal band. Hell, even the name is pretty standard fare, compared with a band like Custard or Pink Cream 69.

]]> By: Patton http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/#comment-325531 Patton Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:23:36 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22558#comment-325531 Its alright to wear your own band's merch in europe, and they are pretty awful. Its alright to wear your own band’s merch in europe, and they are pretty awful.

]]> By: Erek http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/#comment-325530 Erek Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:22:07 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22558#comment-325530 If you guys actually liked this -- it's difficult some times while wading through the sarcasm that drips from this site to determine if you guys are serious or not -- you might want to check out Stormwarrior and Persuader. Stormwarrior - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKN6__eYvAo Persuader - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBYmRtYYhNI If you guys actually liked this — it’s difficult some times while wading through the sarcasm that drips from this site to determine if you guys are serious or not — you might want to check out Stormwarrior and Persuader.

Stormwarrior – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKN6__eYvAo
Persuader – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBYmRtYYhNI

]]> By: Driven9 http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/#comment-325529 Driven9 Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:19:01 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22558#comment-325529 LoL at the guitarist wearing their own merch. ... and this band is awful LoL at the guitarist wearing their own merch. … and this band is awful

]]> By: Gamesmeetmetal.com http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/15/the-triumphant-return-of-crystal-viper-the-best-band-on-the-planet/#comment-325525 Gamesmeetmetal.com Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:11:15 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=22558#comment-325525 My God! It's a Blind Guardian tribute band fronted by Mariah Carey! RUN!!! My God! It’s a Blind Guardian tribute band fronted by Mariah Carey! RUN!!!

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