WE DON’T HAVE A PICTURE OF LISA MARX’S BOOBS…
Thursday, October 15th, 2009 at 2:00pm by Axl Rosenberg…but apparently she’s going to be the new keyboardist in Winds of Plague, at least for their upcoming tour. A press release tells us that she used to be in Kittie and Day of Contempt, if that means anything to anyone.
Here’s what I’d like to know: do you think they ever even for a second considered getting a dude keyboard player? I’m not at all opposed to chicks in metal bands, but it’s not like Kristen Randall did backing vocals or whatever – literally any capable keyboard player should, theoretically, be able to fill Randall’s shoes. If a woman happens to be the best musician for the job, swell. But if you’re just swapping out one pretty face for another…
Get WOP tour dates here.
-AR
Well..She kinda did do backing vocals/screams. At least live she did.
!agree.
I look forward to potentially seeing her breasts at a future time.
Fact.
My thoughts exactly.. LMAO
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they used to have a dude playing keys before they got signed.
Actually a dude wrote all the keys for the Decimate the Weak album.
Beat me to it. Watched some old video a while back and there was a dude on keyzzz. I think they get chick keys to compensate for the mediocre music.
Seems classically trained semi hot chicks are a dime a dozen.
Use the term “trained” loosely. The keyboard parts in WoP could be written by a guy sitting down in front of a keyboard after playing for a month, and just stumbling across something good.
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Commenting when I should be paying attention in class. Sup with you?
It seems like NOONE GIVES A FUCK!!!
The new Slayer needs to come out soon.
Actually, I don’t see any dude in the band…
i hope you mean you don’t see any dudes in the band as in ” this band fucking blows they all must have vaginas”
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her boobs need to be out there asap…
Haha, WOP.
+1 i thought i was the only one who caught that
no tits no care
Kristen was much hotter.
Seems like the WOP chick is on her way to stardom.. after showing her tits she has recieved the publicity needed to be introduce to the deuche bubble.
Lisa comes from the Seattle hardcore scene and is a cool girl- I propose that we go easy on the ZOMG BEWBS comments until she does something to invite them. Fair??
She joined WOP. Isn’t that enough?
I’m going to have to agree. In that band, that’s all the keyboardist is good for, flashing breasts. I mean, when they played Reloaded live she got off the keyboard set and screamed into the mic, but you couldn’t even hear her. And it’s not like she’s playing keyboards fora melodeath or symphonic metal band, she’s just doing an atmospheric sound, rather poorly I might add.
TITS OR GTFO
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She was in “Day of Contempt,” the band from Australia?
must have been after/as they sold out…. which they did in a big big way!
Bands have a format I guess. Nashville Pussy is on their fourth girl bass player, and I don’t think they do any vocals.
Wow… Kittie. That’s some great chops right there… She must be awesome(?)
Took the words right out of my mouth. GOD, Kittie sucked SO BAD. Jesus…
Sucked? You mean sucks, they’re still going. Goddamn bitches. Can’t say you hate them or ppl pull that “you just don’t like girls in metal” crap.
A guy did record the keys for Decimate the Weak, thats why theyre good lol…..
Kristen was added as they were about to set off for their first tour to support that record with Stick to Your Guns…
I was a lucky boy to see one of Kristens first shows with the band in a tiny ass roller rink in San Jose…
Good times…lol
that place is awesome
Hm, Kittie is pretty good, regardless of what the little-mind retards think. Kinda shitty that she’s going from a good band to a pathetic one, though.
Kittie are up and down like a rollercoaster on an elevator. I love Oracle though, and the new album is pretty good.
They’re just groove-ish metal, nothing amazing. They’re GOOD, i mean they COULD be worse, but they’re not GREAT.
“WE DON’T HAVE A PICTURE OF LISA MARX’S BOOBS…”
Then get one! Sheesh…
I agree with this guy whole-heartedly.
not as hot as kristen but whatever
so much hotter are you kidding me! kristen had too many tats and looked lioke shed kill me if i stared ffor too long
and your username is metalguy….Lol
i beg to differ.. here she is doing live vocals for the song decimate the weak..
good audio quality too.. the girl had balls..
GO TO MINUTE 1:34 to see some proof..
let’s just see how lisa fits in… and hope she adds something to the live show
still.. WOP is doing a good job at finding hot keyboard players..
shit! cant leave the embedded video.. anyways.. here’s the link..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URkfTSjdTXw
(1:34)
Those “vocals” were pathetic. Listen to Estuary or Thorr’s Hammer if you want to hear quality female vocals (in legitimate metal bands).
yeah right like theyre label/management would ever let them go back to a male keyboardist..poor fellas
It would be pretty awkward if the male keyboardist showed his boobs.
So basically the band has gotten more attention than it might have otherwise on account of that guys drool over Kristin/Lisa? They should give their musical abilities a try (if they have any) and see what happens. I am not saying I dislike them, but sometimes they are a bit too generic.
Porn has hot chicks with talent.
WoP has semi-hot chicks, that’s it.
+1. Fucking really loudly is more of a talent then facebashing a keyboard.
Anyone else getting tired of metal chicks doing the reverse horns in every stupid photograph?
i think winds of plague is a poser band. like their singer is a fvcking wigger
I wanna see a picture/video of kristen and lisa doing the scissors, otherwise fuck off.
So, they need a new chick keyboard player to shift units of their album/to continue touring? How pathetic is that, whatever happened to actual talent getting a band anywhere?
They should turn int a real metal band with a tr00 cult keyboardist likee Attack Attack
I’ve never bothered to listen to Winds of Plague so, I hope someone tells me what’s going on here.. Now, you say Kristin never did any backing vocals or anything… what’s going on in this picture? Is this a side project or something?
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/41/l_757ded2e427945e6baf34c8d23e7c605.jpg
She does that live for their Wigger-filled outro song “ReLoaded.” You really can’t hear her mic at all. Trust me. I’ve had to sit through their bullshit twice. There’s no keys in that song, and rather than just look useless (which she already was) she decides to look like she’s integral to the band.
i laughed when they played that song. well, i laughed harder. laughed the whole set and had to take a break during the rest. at least she was cool enough to be hanging out and watching the bands before her band. the rest of the dbags were hiding out in their bus.