IN WHICH WE HAD THE UNIVERSE IN OUR BALLS
Friday, October 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm by Axl RosenbergPretty big week here at the MetalSucks Mansion. We laughed, we cried, we fired someone, we rocked out with our cocks out. Here’s a rundown of the highlights:
- We debuted a new song by The Devin Townsend Project, a new video by Skeletonwitch, a new song by Javelina, and the cover art for Sigh’s new album.
- Horse the Band’s Lord Gold blogged about Nawlins and cocaine, God Forbid’s Doc Coyle gave us an exclusive statement about that whole cup throwing incident, Dallas Coyle is giving away music for free, and Daath’s Eyal Levi talked about a run-in with the Polacks and drum triggers.
- We spoke to Dethklok’s Brendon Small, Converge’s Jacob Bannon, Gojira’s Joe Duplantier, and Liturgy’s Hunter Hunt-Hendrix.
- We checked out new releases from Baroness, The Red Chord, Skeletonwitch, Immortal, Vains of Jenna, Vampire Mooose, and Javelina. Also, some asshole really likes Oceano.
- We’re sponsoring the incredibly awesome Tyrants of Evil North American Tour 2010 with Arch Enemy, Exodus, Arsis, and Mutiny Within!
Alright. I’m going to see Where the Wild Things Are now. I’m fairly certain that it is going to make me weep like Gary Suarez. See ya Monday.
-AR
I’m going to see that at 9. I am so stoked. Metalheads need monsters that don’t have masks (slipknot) or drugs (Courtney Love) too.
oooooh did you fire the guy that leaked axe to fall?
Yeah, who got fired?
nevermind. i just scrolled down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, I’m going to fuck you with a rake.
-The Shithouse Poet
I dunno if anyone else has noticed this, but “The Universe in a Ball” has almost the exact same riff as “Start a War” from Static-X. Not bashing, because I love Dev’s music as much as the next guy, just pointing out fact.
Devin Townsend has to steal riffs from real musicians to make music? Color me surprised.
Yeah, but where did Static-X steal it from? :)
Why are you listening to Static-X?
one would have to listen to static x to know the similarity. Damn you now I’m curious.
Did you fire Gary because he is a singer who is in fact, black?
I found out why Axl misspells Randy Rhoads’ surname all the time, check 0:53 mark, these fucking mofos
make me sad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M09CCodAYBw
SAVE SUAREZ
So was the person you fired Gary or the guy who leaked Converge and Nile?