IN WHICH WE HAD THE UNIVERSE IN OUR BALLS

Friday, October 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm by

Pretty big week here at the MetalSucks Mansion. We laughed, we cried, we fired someone, we rocked out with our cocks out. Here’s a rundown of the highlights:

Alright. I’m going to see Where the Wild Things Are now. I’m fairly certain that it is going to make me weep like Gary Suarez. See ya Monday.

-AR

  • http://brootal-insider.blogspot.com/ Tyler

    I’m going to see that at 9. I am so stoked. Metalheads need monsters that don’t have masks (slipknot) or drugs (Courtney Love) too.

  • mrak

    oooooh did you fire the guy that leaked axe to fall?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

      Yeah, who got fired?

  • mrak

    nevermind. i just scrolled down.

  • The Shithouse Poet

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, I’m going to fuck you with a rake.

    -The Shithouse Poet

  • http://www.myspace.com/7stringslaughter cjlAS

    I dunno if anyone else has noticed this, but “The Universe in a Ball” has almost the exact same riff as “Start a War” from Static-X. Not bashing, because I love Dev’s music as much as the next guy, just pointing out fact.

    • Rusty Slackjaw

      Devin Townsend has to steal riffs from real musicians to make music? Color me surprised.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/62449cbe5ea8d22bcc2e76890fceaa37.png Lord Bling

      Yeah, but where did Static-X steal it from? :)

    • http://brootal-insider.blogspot.com/ Tyler

      Why are you listening to Static-X?

  • Dave

    one would have to listen to static x to know the similarity. Damn you now I’m curious.

  • Rolling Thunder

    Did you fire Gary because he is a singer who is in fact, black?

  • Phil

    I found out why Axl misspells Randy Rhoads’ surname all the time, check 0:53 mark, these fucking mofos
    make me sad:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M09CCodAYBw

  • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

    SAVE SUAREZ

  • Meekal

    So was the person you fired Gary or the guy who leaked Converge and Nile?