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What the fuck??

COLTRANE… GUTHRIE… DYLAN… NICKI ROSE.

 Monday, October 19th, 2009 at 11:30am by

MetalSucks reader J.A.M. dared us to make it through this entire video of the mysterious Nicki Rose… which I did, gladly. Even if you can’t make it from start to finish, make sure you stick with it until at least the 1:00 mark when the camera zooms out. Pure artistic genius like this doesn’t strike the earth often.

Reminds me a little of another MS favorite savant, Romeo Rose. Any relation?

-VN

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  • http://www.gamesmeetmetal.com Gamesmeetmetal.com

    Thank you, Rome Rose. Thank you for ruining one of my favorite early 80′s movie tag lines. Now I hope you die of ball cancer.

    • http://www.gamesmeetmetal.com Gamesmeetmetal.com

      Damn it, *Romeo. See? I’m so wrought with emotions that I can’t spell your effeminate name properly! Oh, and nice blush.

      • Sacajawea

        This one is Nicki Rose. Get your guitar virtuosos straight.

        • http://www.gamesmeetmetal.com Gamesmeetmetal.com

          Aw, damn it. I guess my heroin and meth latte hasn’t kicked in yet.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Hulsey/653830783 David Hulsey

    This HAS to be a joke. ??

    • Uglymicrowave

      dude said the same thing….this is ridiculous….i can’t believe i waste my time with this shit….

      If metalsucks puts something like this up…which they often do…Please tell us it’s a joke so we can skip over it….especially the ones who want real news

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Hulsey/653830783 David Hulsey

    Interesting…Romeo Rose is now MIA on the internets.

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Not to be confused with Electric Warrior by T.Rex, one of the greatest records ever made

    • Kuranes

      Agreed. I couldn’t make it past about 1:30 on this train wreck.

  • skoal

    Damnit now my penis wont come out…. maybe internet porn will help

    • alliaphagist

      penis! Come out and playay!

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Facemelting!!

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    From his website…

    “I like Ratt and Motley Crue and Warrant and Guns and Roses and I also like Ratt and Motely Crue. My favorite is Dokken which is pretty good but so is Cinderella which is the best.”

    http://www.nickirose.com/

    • Kuranes

      “This is where I tell you about how much I love Jesus and sex with 10 ladies.”

      • Grymmbear

        That had me in tears!

        “DO THE DESPERATE!!! THE DESPERATE!!! THE DESPERATE!!!”

  • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

    warriors…come out and playay

  • Nick D

    I never realized that line could sound soooo stupid

  • http://www.myspace.com/joelbailey Joel Bailey

    holy crap

  • bradylikesbigbird

    lol reminds me of Welcome to the Dollhouse if anyones seen that movie

  • Sammy

    I think maybe, just maybe, I could play that lick/riff….

  • Sammy

    You’re lucky he even performs for you BASTARDS!

  • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

    gotta love how the phaser is drowning out the shitty guitar playing completely.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mathew-James-Saunders/1153389571 Mathew James Saunders

      Thats what I was thinking…that effect should be used in subtlety, not the entire fucking song

  • http://www.metalspikybits.blogspot.com CadianShock

    I’d fuck me.

  • wormdrive

    ouch that was painful

  • pigchop

    heh heh heh.

    The L.S.D. experience gone wrong: Flangetastic Atrocities on the Battlefield of Anti-Serendipity.

  • SourDeez

    Goddamn, how much heroin is this guy on?

  • caparison_applehorn

    YES I Fucking LOVE Youtube!!

  • Primateforever

    Mr. Holland’s Opus FTW.

  • DustintheWind

    Breastmilk…..You make my Dayyyyyyyeeeeeeaaayyyy!!!!!

  • manilapede

    Nicki Rose is an inspiration