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LITTLE GIRL BLACK METAL SHENANIGANS

 Monday, October 19th, 2009 at 2:30pm by

Although the girl isn’t so little she is definitely black metal and full of shenanigans. This should be the new status quo for grim and frostbitten.

-VN

[Thanks: Max L.]

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  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

    There’s a reason I’m posting a misogynistic bill preventing women from holding guitars.

  • Honeynutzz

    Little panda bear.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Chakerian/3605403 Paul Chakerian

    I love the way she runs at 0:40. I wonder who she got to film that for her.

  • chris

    she looks exactly like abbath, forehead wrinkles and all….
    ughhh… and i have that bass….

    • skoal

      Same here…. I’m ashamed to play it now

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-Menard/502061034 Jesse Menard

    lol fuck

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

    LOL’d at 2:08!

  • Adam

    I’m going to update my facebook status

    • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

      Make sure you follow that up by going and reading some Chuck Pahlaniuk is a visible location.

  • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

    are we sure this is a girl??? cuz i cant tell lol

    • Mike2

      Was gonna say the same thing…

  • TheMarsPelicanInIsisChains

    That angry mime looks pretty gross.

  • rachel

    I would be she had alot of fun making this movie lol. And at least it isnt Dimmu Borgir or Cradle of Filth vocal cover where the performers are seriously trying to sound good XD

  • aud10ph1le44

    No, no, you’re all mistaken. This is actually promotion footage from the release of Immortal’s new album.

  • Aaron

    My friend has that same bass.

    • http://buttor.blogspot.com Buttor

      Change friends

  • Blashyrkh

    Bitches is crazy

  • alex

    grim

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mathew-James-Saunders/1153389571 Mathew James Saunders

    Just imagine how brutal she gets on her period

  • Zoker

    This is nauseating.

  • SourDeez

    I can barely tell the difference between this and the real video.

    • TheMarsPelicanInIsisChains

      This one has higher quality and only one guy.

  • bradylikesbigbird

    when it goes into the slow-mo black and white is hilarious

  • Manfred Nuggets

    I felt myself become 25% more kvlt just by watching this.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

    i feel embarrassed to listen to black metal now. :( just like i did last week when that stupid girl came to school dressed up like King Diamond for spirit week on music genre day, saying that she was representing black metal. ewwwwwwww! she’s so dumb!

    • SourDeez

      I have tried for years to banish the images of Immortal videos from my head while I’m listening to their kickass music. I mean, the videos are a lot of fun, but I always took Immortal seriously as musicians. Then I saw their videos, and it’s kind of hard to take someone’s music seriously when they’re wandering through the forest making silly grimaces at the camera and wielding plastic weapons on a handheld camera. I try though, goddamnit, I try.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

        http://media.fukung.net/images/16309/1243258040-lagonie_met.gif

        Last time I post that GIF, I swear…

        Nah. I’ll inevitably link it again sometime.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

        lol that’s definitely why i don’t watch the music videos.

    • rachel

      At least you have people trying to be tr00 instead of a bunch of fucking scenesters who wear Attack Attack lol.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

        that’s… tr00. lol however, there are a lot of freshman and sophomores who dress try to dress scene everyday, but since i’m a senior, i tend to lock them in band lockers anyway.

        • rachel

          coming from yours truly, who is also a senior, I prefer to bump into them in the hallway roughly and say ‘Godammit’ under my breath. Works every time.

  • wata

    Lens cap in the shot is br00tal.

  • http://www.theblacklaser.net Joe The Wizard

    Dude, shooting at the local park in the middle of the day is SO METAL.

  • Brandon

    That was pretty amusing. Nice Plague Angel shirt too.

  • William Grimmkvlt

    I’d paint her face with some white. Nudge-nudge, say no more.

    • Canvas Of Flesh

      wink wink

  • Facebook User

    This chick rules.

  • myke

    i bet this was seriously tapped out in long island

  • http://www.theblackmetaldialogues.com dave

    She ain’t no Witch Taint.

  • Max

    That’s my younger sister. This was filmed purely to alleviate boredom and because I love poking fun at Immortal’s videos. Lighten up, kids.

    And also, my bass.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Crispen/100000169530540 Jason Crispen

      haha brilliant. how did i miss this the first time around?

  • Primateforever

    Vortex’s daughter is hot…

  • dicknballs

    I don’t get it

  • Master Chah

    The fact that someone would put something like this on the internet is way beyond me…

  • http://www.crustcake.com Van D.

    Looks like Laura Pleasants from Kylesa.