LITTLE GIRL BLACK METAL SHENANIGANS
Monday, October 19th, 2009 at 2:30pm by Vince NeilsteinAlthough the girl isn’t so little she is definitely black metal and full of shenanigans. This should be the new status quo for grim and frostbitten.
-VN
[Thanks: Max L.]
There’s a reason I’m posting a misogynistic bill preventing women from holding guitars.
Little panda bear.
I love the way she runs at 0:40. I wonder who she got to film that for her.
she looks exactly like abbath, forehead wrinkles and all….
ughhh… and i have that bass….
Same here…. I’m ashamed to play it now
lol fuck
LOL’d at 2:08!
I’m going to update my facebook status
Make sure you follow that up by going and reading some Chuck Pahlaniuk is a visible location.
are we sure this is a girl??? cuz i cant tell lol
Was gonna say the same thing…
That angry mime looks pretty gross.
I would be she had alot of fun making this movie lol. And at least it isnt Dimmu Borgir or Cradle of Filth vocal cover where the performers are seriously trying to sound good XD
No, no, you’re all mistaken. This is actually promotion footage from the release of Immortal’s new album.
My friend has that same bass.
Change friends
Bitches is crazy
grim
Just imagine how brutal she gets on her period
This is nauseating.
I can barely tell the difference between this and the real video.
This one has higher quality and only one guy.
when it goes into the slow-mo black and white is hilarious
I felt myself become 25% more kvlt just by watching this.
i feel embarrassed to listen to black metal now. :( just like i did last week when that stupid girl came to school dressed up like King Diamond for spirit week on music genre day, saying that she was representing black metal. ewwwwwwww! she’s so dumb!
I have tried for years to banish the images of Immortal videos from my head while I’m listening to their kickass music. I mean, the videos are a lot of fun, but I always took Immortal seriously as musicians. Then I saw their videos, and it’s kind of hard to take someone’s music seriously when they’re wandering through the forest making silly grimaces at the camera and wielding plastic weapons on a handheld camera. I try though, goddamnit, I try.
http://media.fukung.net/images/16309/1243258040-lagonie_met.gif
Last time I post that GIF, I swear…
Nah. I’ll inevitably link it again sometime.
lol that’s definitely why i don’t watch the music videos.
At least you have people trying to be tr00 instead of a bunch of fucking scenesters who wear Attack Attack lol.
that’s… tr00. lol however, there are a lot of freshman and sophomores who dress try to dress scene everyday, but since i’m a senior, i tend to lock them in band lockers anyway.
coming from yours truly, who is also a senior, I prefer to bump into them in the hallway roughly and say ‘Godammit’ under my breath. Works every time.
Lens cap in the shot is br00tal.
Dude, shooting at the local park in the middle of the day is SO METAL.
That was pretty amusing. Nice Plague Angel shirt too.
I’d paint her face with some white. Nudge-nudge, say no more.
wink wink
This chick rules.
i bet this was seriously tapped out in long island
She ain’t no Witch Taint.
That’s my younger sister. This was filmed purely to alleviate boredom and because I love poking fun at Immortal’s videos. Lighten up, kids.
And also, my bass.
haha brilliant. how did i miss this the first time around?
Vortex’s daughter is hot…
I don’t get it
The fact that someone would put something like this on the internet is way beyond me…
Looks like Laura Pleasants from Kylesa.