NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO GET THAT ANAL CUNT SONG IN THE NEXT ROCK BAND
Monday, October 19th, 2009 at 11:00am by Vince Neilstein
Apparently the makers of Rock Band are now allowing fans to suggest which songs be included in the time-wasting game’s next iteration. Reads the official Rock Band website:
Request a Song: Got a band or artist you’d like us to know about? A song you’re dying to play in Rock Band? Go ahead—we’re listening…
The page has a form with three fields: Artist Name, Song Title, and Why It Rocks. We could really have some fun with that last one.
Let’s try and get Cannibal Corpse’s “Fucked With a Knife” on the docket for the next Rock Band. Write in the most ridiculous shit possible in the “Why It Rocks” field… how it inspired you to sexually experiment with knives, or some such real-life true stories nonsense. Go here to do so. Because selecting “Fucked With a Knife” at a party would be massively hilarious (and fun to play).
-VN
[Thanks: Adam Muirhead]
the unbearable filth of the soul by Anaal Nathrakh. i won’t play it but if some gay scene kids find it they will know the truth
done
I wish this franchise would die. They have fewer and fewer good songs in the game with every release, and it’s just getting boring and overdone.
I would love to get some Cynic for Rock Band. I can laugh at folks as they try to play it at my parties.
I already suggested “Integral Birth” :D
Lets get some anal cunt on it! Now that would be some awesome party play
God damnit I didn’t read the title.
Whatever you do for a job, you should quit immediately and become a detective.
how about kinds quit playing this shit and learn real instruments.
pretty soon we are going to go to concerts to watch kids play Rock Band.
fuck this shit.
I hope your eyes boil out of your head, and you contract the Plague.
Fuck your shit!!!
I hope you take your flaming guitar hero controller and dildo your mother with it tonight you little emo fuck
fuck rock band, guitar hero rules lol
“Playing real guitar is for Old People.”
This is just a request for songs to download. I’ve been requesting Mastodon for ages to no avail. Dirty bastages.
Colony of Birchmen was in the second game, if that means anything.
I would love to hear some Helloween in a Rock Band. Rock Band is a party game.
Colony of Birchmen came with Rockband2, didn’t even have to download it.
dammit mark gavin, literally 1 minute ahead of me.
I’m so sorry. :[ Still friends?
Anal Cunt — I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America’s Funniest Home Videos
Agoraphobic Nosebleed — Bitch’s Handbag Full of Money
D.R.I. — Reaganomics
I did it. I don’t care either. But I did it.
Yeah that’s going to work. It’s not a waste at all to be silly and submit an Anal Cunt song. I’m sure it’ll make it through. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
I requested John Cage’s “4′33″” and I suggest you all do the same. ;)
+1 I agree :)
The top suggested song for cannibal corpse is now fucked with a knife (and the second top is fucked with a knive lol).
Why fucked with a knife rocks for me:
The song is fucking brutal and got me to sexually experiment with knives…feels good man.
also, one of the words in my captcha was “blunts.” ha.
Obviously i would love Devin shit in it. And I would love to see Deicide’s Homage For Satan. But realistically, they would ignore all those votes so I would like to see some Pink Floyd stuff. Comon one of the biggest selling US albums is Dark Side of The Moon, how have they not exploited it yet? Love to see Wish You Were Here and Time.
Actually, I think Vampira would be a pretty Rock Band friendly song.
Put in some Powerglove!
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Cannibal Corpse’s “Hammer Smashed Face” is already available for download, along with some Behemoth, slayer, Testament, Evile, etc. Rock Band is already a pretty Metal-friendly game, going out of your way to request stuff like Anal Cunt is just a waste of time. It’s like saying “Hey, this radio station that already plays metal songs is taking requests! Request some songs that’ll never get played!”. Seriously, what the hell?
And, they’ve been taking requests for a long as time already. How is this NEWS?
Anything meshuggah. Or cannibal corpse.
isn’t this sorta like Collegehumors Ruin A Poll? sorta?
I second the Anaal Nathrakh guy. Where the Lion Devours Both Dragon ad Child FTW.
Oh yes that would be so good.
Anal Cunt’s “Tom Arnold”. That’d be a great song on Rock Band.
TOM ARNOLD TOM ARNOLD TOM ARNOLD!!!!
Women, Natures Punching Bag.
done.
I’ve been wanting Holy Wars…The Punishment Due since rhythm games launched. Now I am pretty much bored with them and wouldn’t really care anyway. But with all the Megadeth that has been released so far (Hangar 18, Sweating Bullets, Sleepwalker, all of Peace Sells) I cannot believe this one has been overlooked.
Real instruments actually arent that bad, I promise!
this song inspired me to be who i am and made me never want to give up in life and makes me think of the times i had with my ex girlfriend.
Done and done :]
Needs some real black metal, not that behemoth shit….like Immortal, Gorgoroth, Marduk, Mayhem and awesome bands
because rock band is sooooo kvlt
Anal Cunt – I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
You’re an Anal Cunt!
I know you are, but what am I?
An Anal cunt…
You’re an ANAL CUNT….
Haha. Yes. Done
Fucked With A Knife – GO!