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NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO GET THAT ANAL CUNT SONG IN THE NEXT ROCK BAND

 Monday, October 19th, 2009 at 11:00am by

rock bandApparently the makers of Rock Band are now allowing fans to suggest which songs be included in the time-wasting game’s next iteration. Reads the official Rock Band website:

Request a Song: Got a band or artist you’d like us to know about? A song you’re dying to play in Rock Band? Go ahead—we’re listening…

The page has a form with three fields: Artist Name, Song Title, and Why It Rocks. We could really have some fun with that last one.

Let’s try and get Cannibal Corpse’s “Fucked With a Knife” on the docket for the next Rock Band. Write in the most ridiculous shit possible in the “Why It Rocks” field… how it inspired you to sexually experiment with knives, or some such real-life true stories nonsense. Go here to do so. Because selecting “Fucked With a Knife” at a party would be massively hilarious (and fun to play).

-VN

[Thanks: Adam Muirhead]

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tom-Campagna/40702766 Tom Campagna

    the unbearable filth of the soul by Anaal Nathrakh. i won’t play it but if some gay scene kids find it they will know the truth

  • fasshole

    done

  • timmah

    I wish this franchise would die. They have fewer and fewer good songs in the game with every release, and it’s just getting boring and overdone.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Cefaratti/542463984 Chris Cefaratti

    I would love to get some Cynic for Rock Band. I can laugh at folks as they try to play it at my parties.

    • Jordan Munson

      I already suggested “Integral Birth” :D

  • skoal

    Lets get some anal cunt on it! Now that would be some awesome party play

    • skoal

      God damnit I didn’t read the title.

      • Spigot Blister

        Whatever you do for a job, you should quit immediately and become a detective.

  • Johnny

    how about kinds quit playing this shit and learn real instruments.

    pretty soon we are going to go to concerts to watch kids play Rock Band.

    fuck this shit.

    • zaaaaaaaa

      I hope your eyes boil out of your head, and you contract the Plague.

      Fuck your shit!!!

      • Johnny

        I hope you take your flaming guitar hero controller and dildo your mother with it tonight you little emo fuck

        • joshkid

          fuck rock band, guitar hero rules lol

    • http://myspace.com/grobiwunder grobi wunder

      “Playing real guitar is for Old People.”

  • RomuluXX

    This is just a request for songs to download. I’ve been requesting Mastodon for ages to no avail. Dirty bastages.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

      Colony of Birchmen was in the second game, if that means anything.

      I would love to hear some Helloween in a Rock Band. Rock Band is a party game.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/dadieBLOWSDOWNin281 dadie_killforweed

      Colony of Birchmen came with Rockband2, didn’t even have to download it.

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/dadieBLOWSDOWNin281 dadie_killforweed

        dammit mark gavin, literally 1 minute ahead of me.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

          I’m so sorry. :[ Still friends?

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/62449cbe5ea8d22bcc2e76890fceaa37.png Lord Bling

    Anal Cunt — I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America’s Funniest Home Videos
    Agoraphobic Nosebleed — Bitch’s Handbag Full of Money
    D.R.I. — Reaganomics

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Hulsey/653830783 David Hulsey

    I did it. I don’t care either. But I did it.

  • Colin

    Yeah that’s going to work. It’s not a waste at all to be silly and submit an Anal Cunt song. I’m sure it’ll make it through. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/wrath_of_vishnu Dillon

    I requested John Cage’s “4’33″” and I suggest you all do the same. ;)

    • rachel

      +1 I agree :)

  • Shep

    The top suggested song for cannibal corpse is now fucked with a knife (and the second top is fucked with a knive lol).

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bobby-Tims/1313713879 Bobby Tims

    Why fucked with a knife rocks for me:

    The song is fucking brutal and got me to sexually experiment with knives…feels good man.

    also, one of the words in my captcha was “blunts.” ha.

  • SYL Townsend

    Obviously i would love Devin shit in it. And I would love to see Deicide’s Homage For Satan. But realistically, they would ignore all those votes so I would like to see some Pink Floyd stuff. Comon one of the biggest selling US albums is Dark Side of The Moon, how have they not exploited it yet? Love to see Wish You Were Here and Time.

    • Skanes

      Actually, I think Vampira would be a pretty Rock Band friendly song.

  • zaaaaaaaa

    Put in some Powerglove!

    • Jordan Munson

      YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • Josh

    Cannibal Corpse’s “Hammer Smashed Face” is already available for download, along with some Behemoth, slayer, Testament, Evile, etc. Rock Band is already a pretty Metal-friendly game, going out of your way to request stuff like Anal Cunt is just a waste of time. It’s like saying “Hey, this radio station that already plays metal songs is taking requests! Request some songs that’ll never get played!”. Seriously, what the hell?

    And, they’ve been taking requests for a long as time already. How is this NEWS?

  • Alex

    Anything meshuggah. Or cannibal corpse.

  • Caspar Colderson

    isn’t this sorta like Collegehumors Ruin A Poll? sorta?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Dasher/30826541 Matt Dasher

    I second the Anaal Nathrakh guy. Where the Lion Devours Both Dragon ad Child FTW.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Guzmn/570745539 Daniel Guzmán

      Oh yes that would be so good.

  • Sean Pulatie

    Anal Cunt’s “Tom Arnold”. That’d be a great song on Rock Band.

    • Leprosy

      TOM ARNOLD TOM ARNOLD TOM ARNOLD!!!!

  • ben

    Women, Natures Punching Bag.

  • http://www.metalspikybits.blogspot.com CadianShock

    done.

  • zhitnik

    I’ve been wanting Holy Wars…The Punishment Due since rhythm games launched. Now I am pretty much bored with them and wouldn’t really care anyway. But with all the Megadeth that has been released so far (Hangar 18, Sweating Bullets, Sleepwalker, all of Peace Sells) I cannot believe this one has been overlooked.

  • rachel

    Real instruments actually arent that bad, I promise!

  • WowWee!

    this song inspired me to be who i am and made me never want to give up in life and makes me think of the times i had with my ex girlfriend.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/M60Patton Patton

    Done and done :]

  • Truu Kvlt

    Needs some real black metal, not that behemoth shit….like Immortal, Gorgoroth, Marduk, Mayhem and awesome bands

    • fasshole

      because rock band is sooooo kvlt

  • Jesus

    Anal Cunt – I Like Drugs And Child Abuse

  • Spigot Blister

    You’re an Anal Cunt!

    I know you are, but what am I?

    An Anal cunt…

  • http://TheGuysfromMetalsuckSuck! Raul;

    You’re an ANAL CUNT….

  • Andrew

    Haha. Yes. Done

  • Aeysee

    Fucked With A Knife – GO!