MASTODON VANS WINNER ANNOUNCED
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 at 3:30pm by MetalSucks
Congrats to Graham Fahey of Manchester Center, VT for winning our Mastodon Vans contest. His winning entry, why he deserved to win:
“cause i’m starting a shoegazing band.”
Simple but clever. In case you’re wondering, Graham chose the colored low-tops and wears a size 9 mens.
Enjoy, Graham!
Can’t find these at any Vans store i have visited.
So, can I have the black and grey low tops then? Size 9.
I SAID I WAS SATAN. HOW DID THAT FAIL.
I’m pretty sure the word “colored” is politically incorrect…
Awesome, congrats Graham I thought your entry was fucking rad!
Bullshit!
Weak
Thats funny I guess my comment didnt get posted due to a technical error or something, because it was a POOP load better than that!
Come on. I’m losing my life! I shoulda won!
dude, i live on vermont! I didnt think anyone from vermont would ever win anything! Only because the population is sooo small!
Fail… Epic Fail…
I’m gonna take a wild guess here and just say that there were far too many comments and you guys are lazy so you didn’t read them all… that’s really the only explination I can think of because the winning entry isn’t funny or really that clever, not even a little bit (sorry Graham). I’m not saying mine should of won either because there were way better one’s but I would have liked to see those awesome shoes go to someone else more deserving.
I’m also just gonna assume you aren’t giving the other one’s away so you can keep them. should I be surprised you guys are jewish?
Same as every other contest…laziness is the only explanation I win so often
No shit, there were like 400 comments in there… And I was stupid enough to subscribe to it, now my inbox is all Metalsucks…
His comment was actually well thought out and original. You probably just don’t get it. Plus, less is more.
yup
I just read all of the comments. Graham’s was both the funniest and the cleverest. ROMAN, your one was certainly not one of the better ones. It was shit. Should I be surprised that you’re an anti-Semite?
The only other good one (out of 250) was this:
“Because my feet need to look higher than my eyes in case I get stopped by the cops.”
Wow I can’t believe that this was the winning entry, might as well should have brutally killed myself after entering.
yeah you shoulda
Nothing says poser more than Mastodon Vans sneakers.
i have a mastodon t-shirt..what does that make me
for the record, i deserve a pair because a distant relative probably made those.