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MASTODON VANS WINNER ANNOUNCED

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 at 3:30pm by

mastodon vans shoesCongrats to Graham Fahey of Manchester Center, VT for winning our Mastodon Vans contest. His winning entry, why he deserved to win:

“cause i’m starting a shoegazing band.”

Simple but clever. In case you’re wondering, Graham chose the colored low-tops and wears a size 9 mens.

Enjoy, Graham!

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  • Jason

    Can’t find these at any Vans store i have visited.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-Menard/502061034 Jesse Menard

    So, can I have the black and grey low tops then? Size 9.

  • 6infinite6hatred6

    I SAID I WAS SATAN. HOW DID THAT FAIL.

  • Taylor

    I’m pretty sure the word “colored” is politically incorrect…

  • R. Joseph Smith

    Awesome, congrats Graham I thought your entry was fucking rad!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jorge-R-Valverth/521246222 Jorge R. Valverth

    Bullshit!

  • I Hate Ziltoid aka Nacho Cheese Doritos

    Weak

  • http://myspace.com/bennymasonband Brock Englander

    Thats funny I guess my comment didnt get posted due to a technical error or something, because it was a POOP load better than that!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Farhaad-Esfandiary/501309890 Farhaad Esfandiary

    Come on. I’m losing my life! I shoulda won!

  • Jacob

    dude, i live on vermont! I didnt think anyone from vermont would ever win anything! Only because the population is sooo small!

  • Mike2

    Fail… Epic Fail…

  • ROMAN

    I’m gonna take a wild guess here and just say that there were far too many comments and you guys are lazy so you didn’t read them all… that’s really the only explination I can think of because the winning entry isn’t funny or really that clever, not even a little bit (sorry Graham). I’m not saying mine should of won either because there were way better one’s but I would have liked to see those awesome shoes go to someone else more deserving.

    I’m also just gonna assume you aren’t giving the other one’s away so you can keep them. should I be surprised you guys are jewish?

    • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

      Same as every other contest…laziness is the only explanation I win so often

    • Mike2

      No shit, there were like 400 comments in there… And I was stupid enough to subscribe to it, now my inbox is all Metalsucks…

    • http://farbeyonddriven87.tumblr.com/ voltron futura

      His comment was actually well thought out and original. You probably just don’t get it. Plus, less is more.

      • R. Joseph Smith

        yup

    • Jack Chic

      I just read all of the comments. Graham’s was both the funniest and the cleverest. ROMAN, your one was certainly not one of the better ones. It was shit. Should I be surprised that you’re an anti-Semite?

      The only other good one (out of 250) was this:

      “Because my feet need to look higher than my eyes in case I get stopped by the cops.”

  • D3athTillDawn

    Wow I can’t believe that this was the winning entry, might as well should have brutally killed myself after entering.

  • R. Joseph Smith

    yeah you shoulda

  • charlieb

    Nothing says poser more than Mastodon Vans sneakers.

    • bradylikesbigbird

      i have a mastodon t-shirt..what does that make me

  • dot

    for the record, i deserve a pair because a distant relative probably made those.