Comments on: MASTODON VANS WINNER ANNOUNCED

By: Jack Chic

Jack Chic — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:25:18 +0000

I just read all of the comments. Graham’s was both the funniest and the cleverest. ROMAN, your one was certainly not one of the better ones. It was shit. Should I be surprised that you’re an anti-Semite?

The only other good one (out of 250) was this:

“Because my feet need to look higher than my eyes in case I get stopped by the cops.”

By: dot

dot — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:47:42 +0000

for the record, i deserve a pair because a distant relative probably made those.

By: bradylikesbigbird

bradylikesbigbird — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:07:18 +0000

i have a mastodon t-shirt..what does that make me

By: charlieb

charlieb — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:38:30 +0000

Nothing says poser more than Mastodon Vans sneakers.

By: R. Joseph Smith

R. Joseph Smith — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:28:04 +0000

yeah you shoulda

By: R. Joseph Smith

R. Joseph Smith — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:27:25 +0000

yup

By: D3athTillDawn

D3athTillDawn — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:02:57 +0000

Wow I can’t believe that this was the winning entry, might as well should have brutally killed myself after entering.

By: voltron futura

voltron futura — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:52:14 +0000

His comment was actually well thought out and original. You probably just don’t get it. Plus, less is more.

By: Mike2

Mike2 — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:24:08 +0000

No shit, there were like 400 comments in there… And I was stupid enough to subscribe to it, now my inbox is all Metalsucks…

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:17:56 +0000

Same as every other contest…laziness is the only explanation I win so often

By: ROMAN

ROMAN — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:30:51 +0000

I’m gonna take a wild guess here and just say that there were far too many comments and you guys are lazy so you didn’t read them all… that’s really the only explination I can think of because the winning entry isn’t funny or really that clever, not even a little bit (sorry Graham). I’m not saying mine should of won either because there were way better one’s but I would have liked to see those awesome shoes go to someone else more deserving.

I’m also just gonna assume you aren’t giving the other one’s away so you can keep them. should I be surprised you guys are jewish?

By: Mike2

Mike2 — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:45:49 +0000

Fail… Epic Fail…

By: Jacob

Jacob — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 22:26:10 +0000

dude, i live on vermont! I didnt think anyone from vermont would ever win anything! Only because the population is sooo small!

By: Farhaad Esfandiary

Farhaad Esfandiary — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:43:09 +0000

Come on. I’m losing my life! I shoulda won!

By: Brock Englander

Brock Englander — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:35:03 +0000

Thats funny I guess my comment didnt get posted due to a technical error or something, because it was a POOP load better than that!

By: I Hate Ziltoid aka Nacho Cheese Doritos

I Hate Ziltoid aka Nacho Cheese Doritos — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:11:13 +0000

Weak

By: Jorge R. Valverth

Jorge R. Valverth — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:46:47 +0000

Bullshit!

By: R. Joseph Smith

R. Joseph Smith — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:19:57 +0000

Awesome, congrats Graham I thought your entry was fucking rad!

By: Taylor

Taylor — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:08:30 +0000

I’m pretty sure the word “colored” is politically incorrect…

By: 6infinite6hatred6

6infinite6hatred6 — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:40:32 +0000

I SAID I WAS SATAN. HOW DID THAT FAIL.