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I PROPOSE A MOTLEY MORATORIUM ON TOMMY LEE

 Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 at 12:00pm by

tommy leeIndustry guru Bob Lefsetz, in one of his typically off-topic rants — in this case, a lengthy story about getting his ass checked for colon cancer (yes, really) — managed to sneak in this gem of insight about Tommy Lee:

And then they’re running late [at the doctor's office].  Which gives me enough time to read “Fortune” and find out that Tommy Lee is letting the public record his album.  Enough with the gimmicks Tommy, NO ONE WANTS YOUR ALBUM!  Yup, he records drums and vocals, you create the music and he owns it.  Huh?  Why does everybody keep paying attention to Mr. Lee.  He’s a DRUMMER!  He should be thankful that people still want to see him in Motley Crue.

I mean, right? Can we all please get a big, rousing “WHAT THE FUCK???” for Tommy Lee? Why do we even waste our breath talking about the guy? Let’s all collectively agree to stop buying into Tommy’s shenanigans and just ignore the damn guy.

But then again… the new American populace Methods of Mayhem is probably gonna give us tons of material here. Nevermind.

-VN

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  • pigchop

    hahaha – the blabbersheep will love this shit; you ought to tell them about it.

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  • Sammy

    In that spirit, let me be the first to say:

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    I told you guys about this months ago

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Hulsey/653830783 David Hulsey

      I already forgot about it when I scrolled down to the comments so I can understand how they did.

    • dicknballs

      You really are on the cutting edge of Tommy Lee’s ongoings, kudos to you for being plugged into the hot music underground.

      So what do you want? A fucking cookie or something?

      • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

        Damn right I want a cookie, you snotty motherfucker.

        • dicknballs

          You’re the one who needs to remind everyone that you broke the hot Tommy Lee-related news to everyone months ago, and I’m the snotty motherfucker.

          So… do you care what kind of cookie you get? Any allergies I should know about?

  • SHOCKTROOP

    how bout a huge who gives a fuck for motley crue in general. i mean, who are the inbred mullet wearing hillbillies that still give a crap about this overrated garbage corporate rock band.

    • moyles

      1

  • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

    i think that i’m probably in the minority here when i say that this is a really cool idea. i mean, yeah, it’s dicks that it’s methods of mayhem and yeah it’s bullshit that tommy lee is going to fuck whoever writes songs for him out of royalties, but being able to have an opportunity to collaborate with someone this famous on a scale this large is pretty awesome, in my opinion.

  • moyles

    fuck tommy lee, that talentless fruit cup.

  • dicknballs

    “Why do we even waste our breath talking about the guy? Let’s all collectively agree to stop buying into Tommy’s shenanigans and just ignore the damn guy.”

    Funny, I think the same thing about Dave Mustaine.

    • moyles

      dave mustaine has more talent in his pointer finger than tommy lee has in his hole band.

      • dicknballs

        His hole band huh? I can’t say I’m surprised to see someone with such stellar grammar defending Dave Mustaine.

        • moyles

          i would of changed it if metalsucks had a edit button.. just a typo, i wasn’t going to quote a quote because of a typo. tommy lee is still a talentless fuck though.

          • dicknballs

            Ahh, just fucking with ya man, I was just having a grammar Nazi moment..

      • SHOCKTROOP

        tommy lee has a pretty impressive pointer finger inbetween his legs.

        • Trux

          I guess that was the only thing that got all your attention when he did those porn videos with Pamela Anderson.

  • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt/ I Fucked Ziltoid’s Mom

    Whenever i see him with a fucking F@#$%TY assed hat turned sideways it completely negates the awesomeness he once had behind the Kit. Motley Crue is horrible, but Tommy lee was the tits as a drummer.