STRAPPING YOUNG LAD VS. OZZFEST

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 at 5:00pm by

Vocals09It’s safe to say that we’re addicted to Addicted here at the MetalSucks Mansion. The latest from The Devin Townsend Project is so infectious I keep expecting the CDC to quarantine us.

So Mr. Townsend is doing the rounds now, promoting the album, and he just gave a really terrific interview to our pals over at Noisecreep. A lot of the interview focuses on the dissolution of Strapping Young Lad, which I don’t find so interesting. It’s not that I don’t think SYL were an awesome band – both Vince and I fucking LOVED that band – but I’m glad they went out while they were still cool, as opposed to seemingly every other band on the planet, who apparently want little more than to get paid and disappoint their older fans by churning out lackluster product. And it’s not as though Townsend has dropped off the face of the planet or stopped making awesome music or whatever.

No, the part I find really interesting is where Townsend recounts 2006 stint on Ozzfest. Here’s an excerpt:

There was one point, early on, when the band was walking to the catering area to get food, and [guitarist Jed] Simon walked down the wrong ramp, leading an Ozzfest stage manager on a tear. “He went fucking ballistic on Jed, so Jed was like, ‘Fuck you.’ The guy went nuts, and pulled this rank thing on us, like we were a bunch of upstarts and we spent the next three weeks at war with Ozzfest. They wanted to kick us off, we wanted to leave… the guy who put the lineup together didn’t want us to leave.

“Finally, I went up to the Ozzfest guys and said, ‘We’re old, for sure, but you gotta know we’ve been doing this for 15 years, and we have no delusions of becoming the next big thing. We do this because this is what we do, and the label paid $80,000 for us to be on this tour. So either we’ll spend the rest of the tour hating each other or we’ll pull it together.’ And they were like, ‘We’re old, to… let’s just get along,’ so I just went up on stage every day after that and gave the show shit.”

This little tale doesn’t surprise me at all. We’ve heard plenty of stories of behind-the-scenes drama at Ozzfest, so… yeah. I’m kind of starting to wonder if anyone had fun doing those tours. Ozzfest has only been dead for a couple of years now and suddenly no one really has anything nice to say about it.

For what it’s worth, though, Vince and I saw SYL on that tour, and they killed, even if they only got to play for like twenty minutes at 9:30 a.m. or whatever ridiculously early hour it was. So, y’know, three cheers for professionalism.

You can read the rest of the interview on Noisecreep. And don’t forget that The Devin Townsend Project’s Addicted comes out November 17 on InsideOut Music; MetalSucks is exclusively streaming an awesome new song from that album, “Universe in a Ball,” here.

-AR

  • Kuranes

    I got to see SYL at a club with (I think) Nashville Pussy opening. It was awesome.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brandon-Fountain/1391790047 Brandon Fountain

    It’s amazing to me that a label can pay out 80,000 dollars for a band to play Ozzfest.

    • John

      Did you think they let twisted method on out of the goodness of their hearts? or because anyone anywhere thought they were good?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brandon-Fountain/1391790047 Brandon Fountain

        Oh my god, you’re so right… I was hoping I’d never have to hear that bands’ name again haha

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Crispen/100000169530540 Jason Crispen

          gotta make sure Sharon stays paid!

  • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt/ I Fucked Ziltoid’s Mom

    Fuck Ozzfest. Hail Devin Townsend. Great fuckin musician.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/M60Patton Patton

    On one hand its a good thing they split, because you could hear that they were loosing their creativity a bit on The New Black(Its still an awesome album but City and Alien eat it for breakfast). On the other hand, I’ve never seen them live, mainly because of my ignorance. Hopefully Townsend will pull together a tour after he’s finished with DTP :]

  • Alex P.

    According to Wikipedia, when Josh Homme (Kyuss, Queens of the Stone Age, Eagles of Death Metal, if you didn’t know) attacked Ozzfest, Sharon Osborne responded by saying “I hope he gets syphilis and dies. I hope his dick falls off so his mother can eat it.”
    What a nice lady.

    Although judging by the amount of hot chicks at their show when I saw them in Montreal 2 years ago, the syphilis might be pretty likely.

    • Parsifal

      Consisdering what happaned to Iron Madin a couple years back it doesnt suprise meso good for Townsond.

  • ColinJ

    Devin is THE metal artist of our time.

    I can’t wait for ‘Addicted’.

  • Captain Wookie

    i went to the Milwaukee Ozzfest that year as well, great set from them. Especially when Devin started yelling about Penguins, Igloos, and Rectangle Pits

    • ColinJ

      Yeah, that sounds just like him. Devin’s way too smart and funny for all the poser teenage metalcore douchebag bands that play Ozzfest these days.

      Imagine an artist of Devin’s calibre being shunted off into a corner of a field to play some of the most brutal, brilliant metal ever created… to a bunch of people who haven’t even finished breakfast yet.

      I’m sure all the metalcore knuckle-draggers with tattoos on their necks didn’t know what to make of Devin’s sharp, ascerbic wit and breath-taking songwriting talent.

  • Mike2

    I remember when Iron Maiden got bottled ’cause Sharon didn’t like ‘em… It was somewhere in California I think. The cool thing is, Dickinson just went “Fuck you all!” and played The Trooper like a motherfucking beast, waving that flag all over the place!

    • ColinJ

      Thus the festival has since been dubbed ‘Eggfest’.

  • B-dizzle

    Even if his heart wasn’t in it anymore at 06, they still ruled the morning.

  • Sammy

    A “you’re fired” – “no we quit” (even if it didn’t end that way) moment because someone walked down the wrong ramp? Fuckwads who pull rank or “Don’t you know who I am?” should be sent to Greenland.

  • myke

    i think i was only guy head banging during their set on ozzfest and they killed it too. what a great band hope to see devin play in nyc when he tours

  • SourDeez

    When murderers and rapists die, they go to Sharon Osbournes vagina.

    • ColinJ

      No, they get melted down into botox and get injected into her fat, square face.

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    Ozzfest was like the uncle or father that raped a few members of your family. Nobody has shit to say about all the fucked up shit he did until he’s on his deathbed or after the funeral.

    Looked like it was all smiles and was even noted by people as something great (dare someone to say legendary). Underneath, it was just an ugly fucking thing that occasionally came to touch where it wasn’t supposed to.

  • Anthony

    I think it really depends on what bands you ask and which ozzfest years you’re referring to. Most of the bands who did the 2004 year, especially on the 2nd stage, talked about how much fun they had because of the great vibes between all the bands, and it isn’t surprising when you look at who played the tour that year: Unearth, God Forbid, Devildriver, Lamb of God, Hatebreed, Slipknot – all of which are friends have toured together multiple times.

    Then you look at the 2006 year that Devin is talking about, where System of a Down apparently demanded and were granted close to $300,000 per show.

    Daath was on the tour in 2007, the year it was free. I wonder if Eyal can give his 2 cents on his ozzfest experience that year in one of his upcoming posts.

  • http://myspace.com/obeydarklord mr_Izan

    ziltoid, what’s your take on this?

  • Josh

    I went to the one in Columbus, OH in ’97, the first year it became a traveling tour. Ozzy canceled due to being sick (hungover), so all the mainstage bands got together with Ozzy’s band and jammed Ozzy covers all night. It was fuckin incredible. Guys from Pantera, Type O Negative, Fear Factory, Machine Head, and even Marilyn Manson were all onstage at once, jamming out Crazy Train and Mr. Crowley and shit. So yeah, I think that year the vibe was pretty strong for the bands to come together and do that. WAAAAAY better than actually seeing Ozzy play.

  • http://infinitybasement.wordpress.com Jon Lewis

    Why did I have to discover SYL in 2005?!?! Fuck me. I have an idea, lets get all the great bands that hated playing Ozzfest and have a tour that’s actually fun called “Fuck Ozzfest” amirite?

  • DJ

    I saw them during the last stop of that tour in West Palm Beach. One of the things Devin said to the audience that I will never forget:

    “Take a piece of shit, suck on it to a point, and stab yourself in the eye with it”

  • Dave

    If Iron Maiden didn’t want their power cut or to be egged onstage, they shouldn’t have been talking shit about Ozzy from the Ozzfest stage. Simple “Cause and Effect”. Anybody who knows anything about rock tours over the last 25+ years knows that Sharon Osbourne is not the person you want to fuck with if she’s involved with a tour your band is doing. I’m not even an Ozzy fan but her reputation speaks for itself.The Mighty Midget Bruce Dickensen should’ve known that.

    • Josh

      Agreed. You don’t headline a festival and talk shit about it’s namesake. That’s just dumb.