Comments on: PORTAL: GLORIOUS, HIDEOUS NOISE FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER

By: DanMunchie

DanMunchie — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 05:17:10 +0000

To the nay-sayers, I say, get some more Portal in you. They are at their best live, and the recorded stuff is best enjoyed in a dark room, so much depth and yet so close and claustrophobic.

By: charlieb

charlieb — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:21:06 +0000

awful noise. Its not revolutionary, Evolutionary, genius or even good. Sounds like a bunch of drunk teens banging away on their parents instruments making a racket to annoy the neighbors.

By: Kenin Rudd P.M.

Kenin Rudd P.M. — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 05:35:48 +0000

Yeah that’s right fuckers, get some good old Aus-Metal up ya, yer cunts!

By: Fuck this Cunt

Fuck this Cunt — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 05:33:30 +0000

If this really is Bivens… why don’t you go and smole a big fat British cock!

By: rachel

rachel — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:17:22 +0000

Didn’t some of the members of Cynic play in a side project called Portal? This other Portal is great though.

By: Adam

Adam — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:12:21 +0000

Is the one guy playing an 8-string guitar?

By: Van D.

Van D. — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:04:46 +0000

Portal is good and all, but there is no such thing as “really unique,” much less “really, really unique.” Uniqueness is like pregnancy: either it is or it isn’t. There are no varying degrees of uniqueness.

By: Buttor

Buttor — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:00:35 +0000

They should go to Eurovision contest, maybe they’ll win… Lordi did after all!!

By: Buttor

Buttor — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 07:58:57 +0000

Clocks are evil…

By: Beereded

Beereded — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 06:03:26 +0000

Anyone know if they’re doing the Reader’s Choice thing anymore? How do you do it?

By: Keith Brown

Keith Brown — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 04:34:15 +0000

By: SenorBivins

SenorBivins — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 04:33:36 +0000

This shit sucks and these guys look like asshats. The costume shtick is old – c’mon guys.

By: gnarlk

gnarlk — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 04:32:18 +0000

actually, i listened to the songs on their myspace and it’s better recorded. good creepy visuals too…

By: bloodjunkie

bloodjunkie — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:52:22 +0000

Good comment sir. That is indeed what some miss to comprehend.

By: derek

derek — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:13:13 +0000

why do bands feel the need to have stupid fucking gimmicks? shits embarrassing to metal.

By: bloodjunkie

bloodjunkie — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:58:11 +0000

I fuckin love Portal

By: shane warne

shane warne — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:48:12 +0000

agreed. Guantanamo Bay City Rollers. Get in to em.

By: Malacoda

Malacoda — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:09:14 +0000

Finally, two other people who appreciate the glory of Portal.

By: wolfgoose

wolfgoose — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:01:48 +0000

Portal is cool. Try some headphones and a dark room…and then try this: Axis of Perdition – Deleted Scenes From The Transition Hospital

By: SourDeez

SourDeez — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:00:38 +0000

YES! Thank you for posting this. I’ve known about these guys for a while, they’re so fucking silly it’s amazing.
“GLLLLLUMURPHONEL…..”