• http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Let’s make this an all-day thing

  • big_bear

    lmao!!!!!

    “Is this for real?”

    ahhhh

    post more lol

  • Bill

    oh my god, is that what those guys actually sound like? it’s worse than i had thought.

    • cougar party

      My thoughts exactly. They go from terrible crab metal to generic dance music? Jesus that is fucking bad, but now I see why the kids like it.

  • joshkid

    yay! today is crabcore day, where we celebrate the amazing talent of the crouching crabcorez!

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

    Tooo much coverage. It’s funny as fuck, yeah, but don’t beat the dead horse, guys. I think we need to start a “word of the day.” Today’s word should be TACT.

    • Owen

      I’m led to believe Joey has some.

  • permafrost

    THAT was awesome. Scott Weiland is looks horrified… and rightfully so.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    Keyboard cat has so much more talent than Attack Attack! that it’s not funny.

    And the Weiland video would have been better if they didn’t replay everything at half speed. I mean, seriously, the video would have only been half as long (assuming they do that throughout the whole video… I didn’t watch it all, but I would assume that they do.)

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ziv-Frenkel/722358828 Ziv Frenkel

      actually if the play the entire video again only AT HALF SPEED, then without it the video will be THIRD as long, not half.

      • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

        Heh… math was not my best subject when I was in school.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tim-Ledin/1234800512 Tim Ledin

    Scott Weiland is a fucking god

  • Facebook User

    That was too funny, people should start filming peoples initial reaction to attacks video and itl be the new 2 girls 1 cup. I’m just glad im not the only person who said all the same things and a lot more.

    • Spike

      lmfao, that would actually be immense

  • http://www.maliciousmetal.com WULF

    haha this was awesome! attack attack is so fucking awful

  • DICKHOLE

    yeah im glad to see scott wieland is a real dude and wont hide what he thinks sucks!!!!! if the singer really left the band he did it becuz he couldn’t stand people making fun of him go do the running man in your bedroom where no one can see you douche!!!!!

  • d00shc00gr

    The best part about all this crabcore is that the scene boys go just as wild for it as the girls… and if you’re flippin’ ‘em over and crab-slamming them in the butt anyway, you usually can’t tell the difference! …Does that make me gay?

    • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

      Only if you touch weiners.

  • myke

    ha i love the hating on this band so fucking terrible

  • Kuranes

    My reaction was the same as Weiland’s. It’s like you go through the seven stages of grief when you first see Attack Attack! – shock, pain, anger, depression… then, it’s kind of funny, isn’t it? …then you begin to rationalize how you can live in a world with a band of this magnitude… and then you hope the rest of them quit as well.

    • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

      When I first saw them, I was in denial… now I realize that they are truly living proof that there is no God, because He in all of His Infinite Wisdom And Glory would not allow such an abomination to spring into existence.

      • Trux

        that is true…. but then Along came Satan….. that`s obviously his work.

      • Joe

        You realize that this song is about Jesus Christ right?

  • http://infinitybasement.wordpress.com Jon Lewis

    Scott staring daggers at the music video is classic. lol

  • big_bear

    groverXIII says:
    October 22, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    When I first saw them, I was in denial… now I realize that they are truly living proof that there is no God, because He in all of His Infinite Wisdom And Glory would not allow such an abomination to spring into existence.

    lololololololol

    so true

    • Trux

      God has absolutely nothing to do with this…. is Satan who wants us to live miserably for all eternity….. Attack Attack is only one of the stages of hell…

      • vaste burai

        completly wrong.

        satan=slayer,behemoth,acidbath,eyehategod, plus every cool band in the world…

        jesus=emo,micheal w. smith, attack attack

        • badluckfistfuck666

          Agreed,good sir

        • Trux

          well…… that`s simply your point of view…

          Satan lives in all that shitty crab core bands…that is pretty clear to me.

      • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

        Well, if God were the loving God He is implied to be, then He wouldn’t have allowed such a Blasphemy to come to Fruition in His Creation.

        (Protip: capitalizing random words in a religious conversation makes you look important. And it’s fun, too!)

        • Trux

          but then again God gave us free will and altought Spirit is strong, the flesh is always weak….

          and Satan took advantage of that and created a sub genre of metal so shitty and terrible as the very realms of Hell…… and the followers came by the thousands.

          • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

            Yeah, but if Satan is responsible for the good music and the shitty music… than that seems counterproductive.

          • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

            Wouldn’t a solid gold fiddle weigh hundreds of pounds and sound crummy?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Crispen/100000169530540 Jason Crispen

    haha always thought scott weiland ruled. now i know so. good to see other people with actual music taste feel the same way about this shit awful band.

  • Grymmbear
  • jackattack

    I seriously wonder how it feels to know that you’re the butt of a joke all throughout America, nay, the world.

  • http://www.myspace.com/llemopaco King-Kong

    Funny as fuck!!!! hahahaaaa

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Navarro/1025899902 George Navarro

    Fuck!!!! this is the best thing ever!

  • tyler09

    at least now they can find a somewhat decent screamer

  • Ziltoid

    Wow, that Scott Weiland bit was just…wow. nice work.

  • why

    Why this website keep posting stuff about this gay bands?¿ why so much interest ? stop making propaganda ( even if its bad) to this type of music , man cmon it´s not even funny. I dont care about crapcore , stop making it famous.Sorry if im being an ass , is just an opinion.

  • why

    Im must ad that Weiland reaction was totally funny :D. But like i was saying……. i dont want to see crapcore to pop up every music site i go :/

  • o0Stacey0o

    That made my day.

  • treefiddy

    did anyone know that the singer left 2 days before the headliner tour?

  • Dan

    It’s bands like this that are single-handedly funding autotune manufacturers through the recession.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brandon-Fountain/1391790047 Brandon Fountain

      It’s damned pathetic isn’t it? I bet his voice is fucking horrific without the autotune.

      Crabcore should take Jay-Z’s advice.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brandon-Fountain/1391790047 Brandon Fountain

    Words cannot even begin to describe how happy I am about this video.

  • http://myspace.com/obeydarklord mr_Izan

    it’s funny watching the keyboardist headbang

  • Joe

    that keyboard cat video was retarded. it would have been funnier if it showed that cat play while the synth part of the song was playing.