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WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT BEING A DECENT HUMAN BEING?

 Thursday, October 22nd, 2009 at 12:00pm by

Q: What’s even more tasteless than making fun of cancer?

A: Metal Inquisition’s Sergeant D making fun of making fun of cancer!

How meta. So yeah Peter Criss has breast cancer. Hardee har har! Yuck it up, fuckos.

-VN

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  • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

    Wow. Ill be the decent one today- it still isnt funny. Especially if you’ve lost family members to cancer (of ANY sort) So Yeah, FAIL.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

      ill have to disagree. this is hilarious.

      • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

        Your soul buddy.

        • John

          Souls aren’t real, sorry.

        • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

          A religious cannibal corpse fan? For shame. Go listen to Impending Doom and wank yourself to sleep.

          • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

            Who the fuck said i was religious? Get hit by a dumptruck you chode.

          • DidgeryDo

            I agree with Hammer. It is NOT cool to make fun of this shit.

    • rachel

      thank you for the logical, sensitive statement. I would like for everyone who thinks cancer is funny to come look my mom in the eye and say that. She just got over a bout with breast cancer, and her hair is less than inch long right now, and we have $20,000 in medical bills. Fucking hilarious, guys.

      • WankDeath43

        As the Epic Brian Fair stated to Phil Labonte….. Save the drama for your Momma.

        Sorry to hear that about your mother, but It’s not like everyone in here hasn’t had obsticles and hardships in their lives, or lost a family member. Laying a guilt trip on everyone for poking fun at a “man with breast cancer” is a fail on your part.

        • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt/ Ziltoid’s Fully Intact Virginity

          Nah dude sayin “save the drama for your Momma” for someone talking about a family member that just got through cancer? Dude if i could punch you through the screen i would. Get hit by a bus you walking fail.

          • WankDeath43

            Yeah… that was below the belt. But i feel this is not the place to lay guilt trips on people for trying to lighten up. like i said, everyone has to deal with things like this, so parading it in someones face is fucked up as well.

          • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

            Dude i agree everything shouldnt be taken so seriously, but thats close to the heart for alot of people (including the Hurtt)

      • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

        I have four options here.

        I could be a dick and make fun of you.

        I could make a platform for global healthcare.

        I could give you the pity you so obviously want.

        Or

        I could just say I concurr with wankdeath34.

        I think i’ll concur with wankdeath. Go crymoar. I’ve had family members actually DIE from bad medical shit but you don’t see me whining about it. Hell, I only brought it up to make a point at how fail you are. Seriously, no one gives a fuck if your mother had breast cancer and now you’re destitute. Learn to fucking deal. Emotional manipulation is for 3rd graders who want extra ice cream for dessert.

  • lkgf09

    “What were you doing feeling your nipple?” Lulz

  • josecarnage

    WTF GUYS CAN GET BREST CANCER?

  • Trux

    He has now made a statement that now he is cancer free thanks to early detection…

    Old news…

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    Yeah, there isn’t really anything funny about cancer… unless you’re George Carlin.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Shaw-Thomas/522440411 Matthew Shaw-Thomas

      The more cancer you have the healthier you are :oD

  • WankDeath43

    Yeah, it’s lulz producing that guys can get breast cancer as well as women…… and i always found that it was ironic that Farrah Fawcett died of Anal Cancer….. maybe it’s gods way of spiteing everyone that wanted to do her in the butt.

  • Luca5

    Everybody knows that Peter isn’t a man, he’s an old lesbian.

  • Ziltoid

    Nothing funny here. Frankly, I commend Criss for being a real man and having the courage to speak out about it, rather than hide it like some insecure coward.

  • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

    I apologize for starting shit with you, i fully agree with whatyou just said and thus makes squabbling look childish. Win for you sir.

  • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

    * what you

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    When you take care of your mom alone, twelve hours a day everyday for eight months, to the point where she is completely bedridden and mistakes you for your uncle when you walk in the room, refuses to take medication because she believes you’re trying to poison her, sees and talks to her deceased father, mixes up words and becomes completely incoherent, is taken to the hospital one night while foaming at the mouth and choking, and you get a call a few days later at 2:45am from your aunt telling you she passed away, then you have to wake up your dad to tell him his wife died, you can make up your mind if it’s funny or not. I know there’s a few absolute piece of shit human beings that comment on this site, if you’ve got something to say to me, go for it. I’ve spent eight months lightening things up at my home for my dad and sisters, I sure as hell don’t need some asshole trying to do it online. That’s my “guilt trip”.

    • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

      Fuck, man. That’s depressing.

      I may not always agree with your musical taste, but I’ve always had respect for your sense of humor. To know that you managed to maintain that sense of humor for so long under those circumstances definitely tells me my respect is justified.

      /I think I have something in my eyes…

    • Ziltoid

      I completely second what grover said. That’s just really depressing, but to care that much for as long as you did takes a lot. My respect is also justified.

      • R. Joseph Smith

        Zakk Wylde’s blood clots…Still funny.

        • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

          That’s actually how my mom’s cancer was diagnosed, she went in for blood clots. But for Zakk…eh, borderline funny still.

        • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

          I love the guy to seath but he indeed brought that upon himself, and for anyone who disagrees, research it. Mass alcohol consumption in Zakks case is not a good thing.

    • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

      Much respect for sharing that.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

      I’m going to have to say crymoar on this one. Bad shit fucking happens. Learn to deal. I am going to be sooo hated for this, but it’s the truth. Just learn to deal. Putting all the hardships and troubles you’ve been through out there like that is such a fucking pity party. All that’s necessary is “yeah, I can relate. X person I know/am related to had cancer, it sucked.” Going in depth just warrants people feeling bad for you.

      • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

        You’re trash. I won’t dignify you with any more of a response beyond that.

        • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

          Cry more eluveite.

        • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

          And honestly bro, you haven’t seen how low I’d even be willing to go. I have NO respect for other people’s dead. None at all. If you want me to go there, i’ll go there. I’ve got somethin up my sleeve, just say the word, pal.

          • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

            Shut the fuck up internet tuff guy.

          • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

            How am I being a tough guy? I’m not writing any checks I can’t cash. Eleuveitie is a total prick. I can be, too.

      • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

        Wow… you’re really a dick, Nate. Ziltoid catches a lot of shit on here for being a douche, but at least he limits it to music. I think we can officially declare you the biggest asshole on this site, bar none. Congratulations on that.

        • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

          Sweet. I love achievements. I think it’s funny how you get demonized for having a differing opinion. Do you honestly think i’d say something like that without having been in a nearly similar situation? I’ve lived through the exact shit Eleuvite described. And I’m not saying this to get people to shut up and stop being laughing jackasses, or to garner pity. I’m saying this for the purpose of putting out my credentials.

          Telling people about that kind of shit on an open forum is pretty much pussy. For any reason. It’s just whining. I’ve been in that place, and I don’t go around telling people not to make jokes about that kind of shit, or asking for pity, I just let them do what they want.

          I’m not contending that I’m not an asshole, believe me, I know I am. I’m just saying, I’m calling Eluvitie on a total load of bullshit. Trust me, I know what I said was overkill. I intended it to be. Just know this, I wouldn’t say something like that unless I’ve been there too, and, in my opinion, handled it better. Call me the biggest asshole all you want, I’ll bask in it, just don’t call me an asshole without purpose.

          Just wanted to clarify =D

          • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

            What you see as whining, being a pussy, and an attempt at garnering pity, I see as being entirely relevant to the topic. People handle shit differently. If what you say is true, then you’re probably aware of that. You’re not being demonized for having a different opinion, you’re being demonized for being an insensitive prick. At least you’re okay with that.

            I do have to ask, though, since you mentioned it… when you went through this, did you have any other family members who went through it at the same time? Did you call any of them pussies for crying or grieving? Did you tell everyone at the funeral to learn to deal with it?

          • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

            You know what, none of my family handled it any different way than I did. When you KNOW someone’s going to die for a long time, say a year or two, you get over it. There’s a difference between the grieving period and the rest of your life.

            The thing is. None of my family went out in a public forum and talked about it. A death in the family/within your friends, social grp is something you keep personally.

            You’re comparing apples to oranges here, Grover.

          • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

            Fair enough. Obviously you feel your experience gives you justification to be a total bastard to someone you don’t know, and nothing I say, or anyone else, is going to change that. Hope that works out well for you.

          • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

            I can say the same to you, Grover. Total bastard to someone over the internet? Sounds like how your response to my response was.

          • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

            My intention was to call you out on your complete lack of compassion for someone who had to go through something terrible. If you felt insulted, then I apologize. But going by what you’ve posted, not only do you not feel bad for someone going through the same thing, you are ready and willing to disrespect the memory of someone he loved. And you seem extremely proud of that fact. I guess I should be glad that I can’t fathom how someone can act like that.

          • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

            So now, treating someone like a bastard depends on how they react? Go read up on some Clifford, bro. I honestly don’t give a fuck about what you say. But that doesn’t mean you’re not a total prick.

          • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

            You’re absolutely right, “bro”. I’m a total prick. A complete and utter douchebag.

            Anyway, I think I’ve made my thoughts on this situation clear. Good talk.

          • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

            Oh, the inability of the uneducated to handle a conversation with their antagonist without getting disgusted.

            You make me laugh Grover.

          • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

            Glad I was able to provide you with some entertainment in your trolling session. I’d say it was pretty successful.

          • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

            Lol, trolling? No, no. I was merely stating my opinions. I was expecting something more bitter. But, this was nice, too. The joy from a heated debate is secondary to the exercise that it provides.

          • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

            On the one hand, I’m a little disappointed with myself for letting myself get baited into this. On the other hand, what the fuck else am I going to do on a quiet night at work? Actually work? HAHAHAHA. No.

          • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

            LOL. I know where you’re coming from. Pay attention in class, or ruffle some feathers? The choice is pretty obvious.

          • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

            Heh… and now, I’m actually getting paid to watch Monty Python And The Holy grail. I think that this is officially the best job ever.

          • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

            I want it. O.o Give it to me.

      • Mike2

        You have absolutely no dignity, do you? Thrashing on someone because they supposedly want pity? He doesn’t want pity, he’s asking people to stop making fun of something they have never experienced, which is watching someone close to you die. It’s not just “bad shit”, it’s someone dying.

        And if you still think he should have shut his mouth, then keep your comments for yourself.

        And Grover has a point. You are now the worst douchebag in the history of MetalSucks.

        To Eluveitie, again, my condolences…

        • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

          Read above reply to Grover. Also, I’m not one to keep my mouth shut in the face of idiocy and pity-garnering.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Hulsey/653830783 David Hulsey

      Watched my dad die in a similar manner 4 months ago. It was horrible, but his suffering only lasted a few months. Some people go through that for years. It is something that really makes you think of your own mortality. It is also something that brings out the true love you have for your family members when you go above and beyond to make their last days comfortable. My family really impressed me those last few months.

  • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

    Ill end this by saying; to those who shared something about family members having Cancer. Im sorry and you have my respect.

    Nate, as much as you say these people dont need to be sharing their “Pity Party” with everyone else, you may be right, but then WHO IN THE FUCK are you to slag those people off the way you have. Everyone deals with pain in a different way, you deal with it your way, Grover and Elu deal with it their way. I deal with it my way. You have no right whatsoever to rip people apart based on what they share. Yes this is a Metal Music blog- obviously this topic touched a nerve with certain folks and those folks decided to share.

    Whether you want it or not Im sorry for you too

    Stop being a fuckin douchebag.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

      I appreciate it, I guess. I don’t really care, though. I meet your care with apathy.

      And, i’ll stop being a douchebag in a few years when I give more of a fuck.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

      And, on a side note. I kind of DO have the right. Every person has the right to say what they want, when they want. I’m willing to accept the repercussions of what I say.

      • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

        Well then do me and everyone else a favor, wear a t shirt for a week that says nate from metalsucks, this way if i run into you i can kneecap your fucking ass. BTW fuck your apathy.

        • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

          Fuck my apathy? Really? I’m sorry I don’t care about what you think about me, I guess. I didn’t know you played into the High School Mentality.

          And, I totally would wear it if you provided that shirt to me. But, I’d only wear it every other day, as I like to wash my clothes.

          I think it’s funny how you claim you care and that you feel sorry that I’ve had pain or w/e, but you’re still a total dick-blaster.

  • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

    And i hope SGT D, or whatever the fuck his name is gets fuckin syphillis.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

      This is funny. Because this is the first time besides the awesomeness of slam that I agree with what the Sarge has to say.

      • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

        Well then I hope he gets the Syph from you.

        • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

          *syphilis. Just one L. and, sorry to say, but he won’t. I’m a proud virgin!

          • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

            LOL And with that ill end with this.

            Go Figure.

          • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

            Welcome to my level Hammer! Glad I could take ya here!

  • irockmysocks

    nate…..go fuck yourself.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

      I did.

  • elvin

    Never joke with others life. Because it can happen to you to stand in front of a Doc telling you the bad news.

    The first word you’ll say wont’be “lol”.

  • Cancer

    Nate is a waste of human life.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

      *yawn* is that all you have?

      I mean,

      Oh wah. You hurt my feelings. *sob*

      Is that the gratification you were looking for?