Comments on: I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!

By: DidgeryDo

DidgeryDo — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:53:49 +0000

PS this is Colin. Facebook is blocked from this computer and
that’s the reason for the alternate name.

By: DidgeryDo

DidgeryDo — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:52:24 +0000

BTW if you honestly believe “associations of those two things with being “low income white people,” however, are your own ” then you are ignorant as FUCK.

By: DidgeryDo

DidgeryDo — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:49:58 +0000

Wow you don’t even get that he was making fun of you and I was defending
you but hey maybe the stereotypes are true.

By: Noel

Noel — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:01:41 +0000

am i the only one who thinks that picture is funny as hell? and im not a snobbish california resident, im a lower middle class white male from wisconsin, so bite me. that shit is funny, and true.

By: Stabitha

Stabitha — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:58:22 +0000

I’m from Indiana, and the picture is totally, 100% correct. I’m not sure I would have gotten into metal had I grown up anywhere else. Your associations of those two things with being “low income white people,” however, are your own — and they are also total bullshit. I’d accuse you of letting your bourgeous guilt get the best of you but if you really were upper middle class I’d hope your sentence structure and spelling would be better.

By: Elliott

Elliott — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:35:42 +0000

the real joke was his review of oceano…or was that literally a joke?
ive never been more confused!

By: Sverre

Sverre — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 01:13:29 +0000

This whole “look, our readers are morons” bit was actually really funny at first, but now it’s just stupid. I’ve been visiting this site less and less since this whole Gary Suarez ordeal.

By: FuckYourGayEmoHaircut

FuckYourGayEmoHaircut — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 01:09:32 +0000

AHA!!! THE TRUTH HAS BEEN REVEALED!!!!!

By: yourgodsucksballs

yourgodsucksballs — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 20:30:32 +0000

Clearly you idiots have no clue what a “publicity stunt” actually is.
If you’re pulling a stunt, you’re trying to attract new readers. Why would
the GS/MS saga attract new people who would have no fucking clue
what the fuck happened? That makes no sense. If anything, they’re fucking
with everyone simply because it prompts the exact response they were
looking for: posts in which people talked shit and complained. You all fell for it,
and because you fell for it, everybody has to cry about how lame it all is.

I think this shit is funny.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 20:15:26 +0000

OH MY GOD YOU’RE ALL GETTING TROLLED OVER AND OVER AGAIN

By: Colin O'Connor

Colin O'Connor — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:48:16 +0000

Fuck Gary.

By: Colin O'Connor

Colin O'Connor — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:47:40 +0000

Fuck you Dickhole he’s right. Gary is a pretentious prick who’s unnessarily complicated
and unfunny satire is wearing on me like Saturday Night Live.

The sad thing is I get the impression he holds his dug addled, psuedo intelectual garbage
in a high regard. What a fucking douche.

By: Colin O'Connor

Colin O'Connor — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:44:30 +0000

It’s a mystery what Gary Suerez’s true opinions are because a majority of everything he says and does
is sarcasm or in the spirit of parody. People like this tend to have the most annoying and idiotic
opinions of all and unwittingly do us all a service by not sharing them with us.

Suffice to say he’s probably a trendy, NYC, socialist douche who needs to be beaten severely.

By: Colin O'Connor

Colin O'Connor — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:41:17 +0000

It’s the state of Indiana. The picture is a deragatory view of low income white people. It suggests that
the state of Indiana is a place where Nascar and metal come together.

I’m not sure why Indiana was chosen but I don’t know too much about the people in that state
personally. This picture was most likely created by someone who used to live there and is in snobish
fashion critiquing the people there. This individual probably moved to NY or Cali or something. This is
VERY typical and douchebagish in my personal opinion.

Go fuck yourself Gary. I like you less and less all the time.

By: NWIndiana in Da House

NWIndiana in Da House — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:52:36 +0000

This all makes sense now! Gary Suarez kisses Oceano ass because it’s a band that that has achieved ‘some’ national recognition from his ‘neck of the woods’. That neck of the woods would be Indiana. Gary must either be from or has lived in Indiana. Why else for the ridiculous photo above?

Oceano claims to be from Chicago but Northwest Indiana actually borders the city of Chicago. So I believe they are also from Indiana, just like Gary. They recorded their most recent album in freakin’ Connersville, Indiana. Why do that and not Chicago?? Also, Oceano played PitFest in Lake Station Indiana a few years ago. Only local Northwest Indiana metal bands play that gig.

Gary must be friends with these guys. That’s the reason for the Oceano review. He knows how much they suck. So he writes it in such a way so that the readers of this site thinks he’s being sarcastic, which at the same time he can tell his friends in this band that he wrote them a good review. Gary . . . If a band sucks, they suck no matter where they came from!! Too bad you don’t have the balls to them them!

By: Edward Wilfred

Edward Wilfred — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:04:01 +0000

Doesn’t it suck?

By: DICKHOLE

DICKHOLE — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:37:58 +0000

what the fuck anybody thats willing to write about the melvins and be excited about it has to be cool! leave gary alone he has good taste in music the website is called metalsucks and they are right it does there just happens to be really good bands that are thrown in the genre…. THE MELVINS RULE!!!!

By: DemonicLemming

DemonicLemming — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 15:31:31 +0000

“Publicity stunt”.

By: Nate

Nate — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 09:17:44 +0000

I love the people that are all confused, even now that this is all over.

By: Nate

Nate — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 09:16:05 +0000

Nah. I actually liked Lewd Acts or w/e the hell it was called. I’ll end up buying that CD