Comments on: THE MASTODON BEARD http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/ IS FOR LOVERS Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:01:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Benjamin http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/#comment-339568 Benjamin Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:16:21 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23284#comment-339568 Razor's crumble to rust dust at the sight of Chuck Norris' beard. Razor’s crumble to rust dust at the sight of Chuck Norris’ beard.

]]> By: Nate http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/#comment-339169 Nate Sun, 01 Nov 2009 06:16:56 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23284#comment-339169 Write a book! Write a book!

]]> By: Some Random Dude http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/#comment-339010 Some Random Dude Sun, 01 Nov 2009 00:55:54 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23284#comment-339010 I pretended to read the first half of the first sentence. then more beer came at my face. I pretended to read the first half of the first sentence. then more beer came at my face.

]]> By: ThisIsNecessary http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/#comment-338640 ThisIsNecessary Sat, 31 Oct 2009 07:50:48 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23284#comment-338640 BAHAHAHA BAHAHAHA

]]> By: joshkid http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/#comment-337816 joshkid Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:02:40 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23284#comment-337816 epic post! dude, I need some more stories of your insane journeys into metal land epic post!
dude, I need some more stories of your insane journeys into metal land

]]> By: killdozer666 http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/#comment-336239 killdozer666 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:44:38 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23284#comment-336239 this was gay this
was
gay

]]> By: phale http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/#comment-335193 phale Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:12:49 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23284#comment-335193 http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Brent_Hinds&action=historysubmit&diff=322528247&oldid=322487435 http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Brent_Hinds&action=historysubmit&diff=322528247&oldid=322487435

]]> By: phale http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/#comment-335184 phale Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:02:10 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23284#comment-335184 beard? beard beard, beard beardy beard! bearded beard bearding beard. chops. beard? beard beard, beard beardy beard! bearded beard bearding beard. chops.

]]> By: yanky http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/#comment-334667 yanky Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:10:43 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23284#comment-334667 hi my name is yanky... im a recovering beardaholic, i just want to tell you that you too can get rid of this terrible disease we all started as beardaholichs just like you but we were shaved you need to be shaved WAKE UP and shave yourself look at yourself in the mirror and say I CAN BE SHAVED THEN go out and you'll see how many people havent been shaved yet help them be shaved, show them how they can shave themselves ok, i think thats enough hi my name is yanky…
im a recovering beardaholic, i just want to tell you that you too can get rid of this terrible disease
we all started as beardaholichs just like you but we were shaved
you need to be shaved
WAKE UP and shave yourself
look at yourself in the mirror and say I CAN BE SHAVED
THEN go out and you’ll see how many people havent been shaved yet
help them be shaved, show them how they can shave themselves

ok, i think thats enough

]]> By: Glorious Johnson http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/#comment-333943 Glorious Johnson Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:20:34 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23284#comment-333943 i dont know how he picked brent over troy, troy's got a myspace for his beard. this guy comes off as a creepy ass beardo i dont know how he picked brent over troy, troy’s got a myspace for his beard. this guy comes off as a creepy ass beardo

]]> By: NoCowNoFood http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/#comment-333912 NoCowNoFood Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:55:00 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23284#comment-333912 Its Good.. I want to smoke what he is smokin XD Its Good.. I want to smoke what he is smokin XD

]]> By: NoCowNoFood http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/#comment-333913 NoCowNoFood Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:55:00 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23284#comment-333913 Its Good.. I want to smoke what he is smokin XD Its Good.. I want to smoke what he is smokin XD

]]> By: alex http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/#comment-333894 alex Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:26:30 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23284#comment-333894 Fucking retarded Fucking retarded

]]> By: Leprosy http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/#comment-333881 Leprosy Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:55:06 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23284#comment-333881 terrible? An english major would shit his pants reading this, it has everything a great novel has. terrible? An english major would shit his pants reading this, it has everything a great novel has.

]]> By: grobi wunder http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/#comment-333844 grobi wunder Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:16:54 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23284#comment-333844 New Mastodon with more shred? Awesome! I don't care if it destroys the world or shit, as long as I get to hear this! Awesome story, very well written. New Mastodon with more shred? Awesome!
I don’t care if it destroys the world or shit, as long as I get to hear this!
Awesome story, very well written.

]]> By: Chimp-0-Neg http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/#comment-333838 Chimp-0-Neg Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:07:23 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23284#comment-333838 Yeah, it’s a long post, but so fucking what? You guys have the attention span of fucking ants. Do you go into convulsions if you have to read anything beyond two paragraphs? Stick to the 3 word reviews. Shit, you've probably had a brain haemorrhage just reading this. Good work, Tres Crow. Keep it beardy. Yeah, it’s a long post, but so fucking what? You guys have the attention span of fucking ants. Do you go into convulsions if you have to read anything beyond two paragraphs? Stick to the 3 word reviews.

Shit, you’ve probably had a brain haemorrhage just reading this.

Good work, Tres Crow. Keep it beardy.

]]> By: Jason http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/#comment-333728 Jason Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:06:41 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23284#comment-333728 I started to read this and lost interest really fast. Terrible writing not to mention a terrible story from what seems like a trendy guy. Just really, really, bad. I started to read this and lost interest really fast. Terrible writing not to mention a terrible story from what seems like a trendy guy. Just really, really, bad.

]]> By: Wanga http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/#comment-333722 Wanga Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:56:31 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23284#comment-333722 Nicely done. The beard is certainly making a comeback. I just joined Scott's Utopian Beard Club on Facebook. Scott's from Australian Black Metal band Vahrzaw. The beard rules. Beard. Nicely done. The beard is certainly making a comeback. I just joined Scott’s Utopian Beard Club on Facebook. Scott’s from Australian Black Metal band Vahrzaw. The beard rules. Beard.

]]> By: AEnema175 http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/#comment-333705 AEnema175 Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:17:08 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23284#comment-333705 Quite possibly the best story related to metal that I have ever read. Quite possibly the best story related to metal that I have ever read.

]]> By: charlieb http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/26/the-mastodon-beard/#comment-333699 charlieb Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:10:31 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=23284#comment-333699 Anyone have the Cliff note's version. Anyone have the Cliff note’s version.

]]>