FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN DYING FETUS’ DESCEND INTO DEPRAVITY
Thursday, October 29th, 2009 at 5:00pm by Vince Neilstein
Congrats to skoal, the proud new owner of Amon Amarth, Gwar and Ravage CDs from last week’s contest. The winning caption to the photo at right:
“Don’t do it Darth!!!!!! Its the latest plot from Gunface to steal the deathstar!!!!!!!”
MS inside joke for the win! This week we’re giving away two copies of Dying Fetus’ latest CD Descend Into Depravity courtesy the good folks at Relapse Records. Just come up with a funny caption to the below photo [sent in by MS Reader "geddy lee"] and it shall be yours.
Mustaine better watch the shit talking… The Nuge’ can actually kill him with his redneck skills.
not to mention he IS fucking camouflaged
Ted and Dave in a heated staring contest, the winner gets a good grip later by teds huge left hand!
“Whoaaa, sorry Dave. You looked kind of hot from 20 feet away.”
absolute winner. I didn’t realize that was Mustaine for a minute myself.
winner!
Douche vs Turd
Thats a good one!
“I’ll be honest with you Dave, you’re about this big of a douche.”
I’d put my money on the redneck.
Nuge to Dave: HEY! YOU’RE THAT GUY FROM METALLICA AINT YA?
Dave to friend off camera: (boy..bruce springstein has let himself go)
There’s no room for two douchebag guitarists
not sure if i should kill ‘er or kiss ‘er!
“Damn… I was ’bout to tap that….”
photographer: “man i almost captured the slap!”
Ted prepares the fatal death grip in amusing anticipation of Mustaine’s retort to his question, “I heard that you and Ulrich used to share turds for butt hash.”
They say the camera adds ten pounds. They both need to stop eating cameras.
Mister Nugent was not sure how to react to seeing Mustaine. After all, he had hunted deer and boar but never jackasses.
ahahaha!
Win!
The ensuing confrontation after Nugent brought up some bad memories by kicking Mustaine’s dog
Ted Nugent shows Dave Mustaine how to beat up a record label executive.
Where’s a flaming arrow when you need one
Mustaine and Nugent are seen hear discussing their disappointment in the fact that even VH1 is no longer accepting them for their reality shows.
Ted Nugent, whos poor vision led him to believe Dave Mustaine was a flamin-hot all american girl (or one of his nieces), tries to smooth talk him by describing his latest moose hunting adventure. Mustaine, who is usually tired of being mistaken as an attractive feminine, is tranfixed by Nugents rustic qualities and decides that hell do anything once, as long as Metallica hasn’t done it first
You know son, I told you once before who the five best rappers of all time were: Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan & Dylan. Because he spits hot fire.
That was fucking good, my friend. Top drawer!
It’s the ultimate rock/metal faceoff: red hair vs redneck
“hello me ,meet the old me”
Good shit.
fucking LOL
nice!
most goodest ones yet.
“I mean…alright, after a few drinks maybe. But you’re still no George Clooney, WAIT NO, I meant, hey dont give me that look. Im Ted Nugent bitch.”
“You’re a little flat and I usually don’t go for redheads… but beggars can’t be choosers, so what the hell!”
They gazed at each other passionately. Ted Nugent donned his cowboy hat as he knew that this moment was closely resembling his favorite move “Brokeback Mountain”. Mustaine then ever so softly whispered into Nugent’s ear “Filling is my buisness, and buisness is oh so good.” Months later, the couple was blessed with the pitter-patter of beautiful baby Mega-Nuges’.
Bussiness is oh so good
wow…a little to much porn stories for Sacajawea
“Dave, calm down, i’m not saying you didn’t influence 3 out of the big 4, i’m just saying you didn’t exactly invent thrash metal…”
“Dave, can I call you Dave? Dave, I once fucked a man this big! Swear to god, his ass is mounted over my fireplace. By the way, for a man who flies first class everywhere he goes, why in god’s name do you need a track jacket?”
This sounds the most like what Ted would say…maybe not hte fucking a guy part, but you know, the phrasing and shit.
Dave finds the culprit making all those blabbermouth.net articles.
After the nuge rated his shitty music a one out of 10, Mustaine threatened him for bringing up metallica
Seriously, Dave…..Dying Fetus REALLY fucking sucks.
Holy shit Dave, I’m sorry! sarah palin DOES NOT love god more than you!!!
“Why Dave, what nice tits you have.”
ted, trying to explain cat scratch fever to mustain for the fifth time that night
“Oh, sorry Dave. I thought you were my cocker spaniel.”
This is not an entry. I do not want a Dying Fetus album.
Hey, is that old guy gonna hit that woman?
Is Ted Nugent gonna have to choke a bitch?
hahaaha
Fucking end of the thread! Anybody else need not post.
“Hey Ted, guess how many copies Endgame has sold.”
I kill things with my bare hands. Are you sure you won’t let me be the next guitarist in Megadeth?
Mustaine: “Asshole!!!”
Ted – “Dave if you don’t shut the fuck up i’m gonna grab your great gonzo’s”
Dave – “Don’t ya know! I’M A CYBORG!!!”
“Now, listen here, missy. I ain’t gonna let you badmouth the president. This Amer’ca, goddamnit.”
Seriously man! if you say Metallica one more time I SWEAR Im gonna smack you !!!.
You sure do gotta pretty mouth, Dave.
“Dont try to frighten us with your sorceror’s ways lord nugent…your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen demo tapes-ahh”
*gasping*
” I find your lack of sales disturbing…”
It’s too bad that Nugent wasn’t able to save the death star
no, I’M the biggest douchebag in rock!
“shit, no wonder i thaught the ginger one outta spice girls looked a bit ill”
“Where’s your god now?” The Nuge asked as the savored a piece of grilled thigh.
After Ted Nugent demonstrates how he wants to grope his tits, Dave finally begins to realize that long hair might not be a good look for him.
Listen Dave, I don’t know what Hetfield told you, but I never auditioned to be in Metallica!
“You may have Jesus, Dave, but I have a shotgun in my truck that will blow your ass apart if you don’t shut the fuck up about Metallica already!”
May I just say.. I loved you in So I Married an Axe Murderer.
Now hear me out Dave: I have this amazing idea for the second season of Supergroup that doesn’t involve those two bald jews…
What do you mean there’s nowhere to plug my amp in out here?
The ‘Nuge is explaining to Dave Mustaine that “Cat Scratch Fever” was originally called
“I love dick, balls and guns” but the climate for gay anthems in the US was rough at the time.
Instead, he decided to make a song that doubles as an ode to dirty, yet tasty pussies.
To Mustaine – “Remember that night you left me?”
To Nugent- “Yeah, I put you in your place”
To Mustaine – “Im going to put you in a stranglehold”
To Nugent- “Baby?”
In preparation to hosting WWE, Uncle Ted shows Dave his new wrestling move, ‘the strangle hold’
A master of the seductive gaze, the Nuge makes a fast one for that beautiful redhead’s breaaaoOHMYGOD. SH*T. F*CK. That’s Dave Mustaine. Jesus– I think I’m going to throw up.
i dont know how to tell you this but, your wife and I… well… lets just say she made an old man happy ;)
“gimmie a hit , GIMMIE A FUCKIN HIT !!! , damnit dave , quit holden out on ME!!! “
After a long and arduous battle to be the biggest douche in rock history, Dave and Ted finally reconcile and call it quits. Sealed with a handshake.
“Look, lady – I don’t care HOW famous you say you are, I don’t want you to autograph my copy of Gears of War 2.”
remember Dave, ..dodge,duck,dip, dive, and dodge ….if you can Dodge a shoe you can dodge a ball ….
“Son, do you like gladiator movies…?”
Nugent shows Dave EXACTLY how he’ll carry out the contract on James, Lars and Kirk…..once Dave gets those Endgame royalty checks, which he swears to Ted “are in the mail.”
Hahaha nice one.
“Three more douchebag Republican Bible-thumpin’ metalheads and we’ve got ourselves a basketball team.”
don’t bite the dick that fucks you, honey, and it’ll be good to you.
“Its like looking into the future”!
“I don’t think you understand. With these five fingers, I mutilated a pig while shitting on a chinese person. That has to mean something.”
this is good
Great tracks of land!
Dave: Dont you just hate lazy record companies?
Ted: Dont you just hate the liberal left-wing media?
Both: Don’t you just love Jesus?
=p
Khali ma…Khali ma….Khali ma…Khali ma shuk ti de!
on a side note…Ted is fucking tall.
He towers over Mustaine whos like 6′ something right?
Ted: “Hey Dave have you heard of the band Megadeth-slap?”
Dave:”no”
Ted:”would you like a demo?”
Dave – No way Ted, Edward is way hotter!
Ted: Hey Dave, hows that band of yours going.
Dave: Not bad, thanks for asking.
Ted: Your welcome, take care.
Dave: Same to you, believe me your a good friend.
Next week in an interview
Dave: I talked to Ted Nugent the other day and he told me that at the end of the South of Heaven tour that Tom was gonna kick Kerry out of Slayer. I mean I don’t wanna start stuff but those are the facts and that is what I was told.
Next week in an interview
Dave: I LOVE TED. I DIDN’T WANT TO HURT HIM! I WAS JUST TRYING TO PROMOTE HIS BOOK! But seriously King was gonna get the boot. Lars and Gene Simmons told me.
Made of WIN
Dave Mustaine’s first experience with who he thought was the new Roadrunner representative went a little awry.
Like a ninja, Ted’s camouflage was an attempt to hide (in plain sight) from the tornado that is Dave Mustaine’s ego… It’s unclear based on Dave’s facial expression whether or not this cunning plan has worked.
“I seen a number a soccer moms in my day, but uh … uh heh … so were they this big?”
Okay this isn’t an entry.
I previously had no idea what Ted Nugent looks like now… Yet I knew by the camouflage cowboy hat that it HAD to be him.
Ted Nugent… I have nothing to say to you.
Next on VH1’s Clash of the Bloated Egos: With Sebastian not coming “Bach,” after last round’s fire arrow challange, only Mustaine and Nugent remain. Who will win? Find out after Season Four of Rock of Love:The Search for Bret Micheals’ wig.
“Does Ted Nugent have to choke a bitch?!?”
Dude….i did that one earlier lol
A jealous Mustaine, spotting a rare opportunity to ditch his weave, is quickly overcome by hat snatch fever.
“Check your attitude or I’m gonna give you 5 you can’t spend Mr. Hammett”
Do some damage to your body other then your brain, guest star on a TV show and don’t apoligize for anything even if you know its totally your fault then you will get it all down. Your close though !
“but why did you kick James’ dog?”
Ain’t no party like a Nugent party cuz a Nugent party…is located in a gay singles gun shop.
Now you listen to me tex. I know this this hat makes me look real good. But i Dunwanna see you makin your googly eyes at me again. Ya hear?
This week on celebrity deathmatch…..
this photo was taken 1 second before Nugent went for the HEADCRUSHER!
“Now thisagonna hurt for a seond, but uncle Ted loves ya and this is our little secret.’
I’m not trying to be funny or win, just want to point out that those are 2 of the biggest douches in the history of this country.
“Listen, Dave… even I think you’re being a dick.”
Ted: “Why the fuck am I talking to Carrot Top?”
Mustaine : :-(
Nugent, in his camo hat, sneaks up on an unsuspecting and daydreaming Mustaine, ready to slap his penis.
“What does the five fingers say to the face”
“I had your Mom’s head like THIS, and then, down she went!”
He’s almost impossible to track with up to 8 different kinds of shit spewing from his mouth
So Dave let me tell you about my lord and savior Jesus Christ…
Nugent: not to offend u Dave but you are a whiny bitch and metallica is better
Dude, Mike Myres? When the hell did you get long hair? I… I must touch it.
Mustaine: “Hey Ted, have I ever told you about the many facets of my lingering resentment for the members of my previous band?”
Nugent: “Have I ever told you I can crush a grown man’s esophagus in half a second with my bare hand? Here, let me show you.”
Dave, thinking to himself, “Holy Crap!! How long is this guy gonna talk about the benefits of home made Jerky?”
Dude, I really don’t know who this Lars guy is but what I really need you to do is put on these deer antlers and go hide in the woods out back. Thanks.
I have pieces of guys like you in my stool!
Carrot Top gets suicidal and asks to borrow a gun from “Nuge” to end his own pathetic existence!!!!
Ted – Wooo I loved you in the patridge family. For a second I thought you were that douchebag from Metallica. Dave – Thats the 34th way to die motherfucker!
Oh yeah! I needed a ginger for my trophy room…
Douche off. who will win?
Ted tells Dave to stop being a pussy, shut the fuck up, and stop pissing everyone off.
‘my name is dave mustaine and I eat cowboys for breakfast’
Someone recommended I wear this suit and hat because “At least it wouldn’t look like Dave Mustaine’s hair”… if I had known you’d been here, Dave, I never woulda!!!!
“hello me, meet the cooler and less bitchy me”
“Dave… if ya wanna bring that outfit together you gotta wear a ponytail. Check out my hat!”
“The only way I’ll reveal the secret blend of herbs and spices is if you get me backstage passes to the upcoming Metallica show.”
I really want to punch you in the face Dave but that would make me look like a douche and you already got that covered pretty well.
ted to dave: we would be FIVE times better than chicken foot!
See this hand Dave? It was meant for huntin’
“Dave, I’m afraid yer head is the only thing my wall is missing.”
Mr. Nugent, is going to cat scratch fever Mustaine’s eyes out!
snakeskin cowboy vs: the ratllehead
So who would really win in a fight between these 2 republican axe-slingers??
Mustaine: “I didn’t want to be just another member of metallica, Mr. Warbucks. I wanted to believe I was special.”
Nugent: “You *are* special! *Never* stop believing that!”
As much as he had tired to contain himself, the Nuge got that crazy look in his eye as he prepared to make jerky out of the lion from the city of Oz.
Nugent proceeds to put a latex glove on and says: This might hurt a bit but not as much as the whole Metallica shit. You keep fucking yourself in the ass with that one.
“Oh, hey there Dave Matthews!”
“Glen Beck shoved all five of his stubby little fingers up my ass. And you?”
…I make the pussy purr with The stroke of my hand
…and then they turned around, pulled their pants down, and truly went asshole to asshole.
Oh, Dave Bear, lay with me down on the bed again
Take me back, back where I belong
Oh, Dave Bear, I’m glad to have you at my side, my friend
And I’ll join you in the brown eye before too long
Before too long
Dave: (to himself): ” I know deep down inside that I am kind of a loser, but FUCK..look at this guy!!!
Ted (to himself) : ” I know deep down inside that I am kind of a loser, but FUCK..look at this guy!!!
“If your head comes away from your neck, it’s over! “
WHOA! Sorry, I totally thought you were a chick. My bad.
That was the most awkward family reunion I’ve ever been to.
“No but seriously, have you ever seen ‘Surviving the Game’?”
“Dave and Ted play the quiet game…it lasted just long enough to take this photo”
“so i totally killed the deer for my jacket”
Ted – “Dave, take down the sunglasses and put some manly attire like myself, for God’s sake you look like Kate Winslet from Titanic”.
Ted: “you were awesome in that ‘here i go again on my own’ video.”
Yeah Dave, apparently God… doesnt exist
Looks like the Nuge brought up Metallica.
“On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur.
Dont even think about it. Just name it. Ready?! One, two,,,”.
“If you were a deer … I’d shoot ya…. and If you were 15 years old, I’d fuck ya. “
Ted: “Well, you’re kinda cute for a redhead… Wish you had a bigger rack, though.”
Dave: “*cough* I’m a guy.”
Ted: “…and your point is?”
NUGE: So I’m balls-deep in this turtle when Ol’ Ronnie Reagan says to me…
DAVE: NRA has a booth at NAMM?
Nuge: “So…for this upcoming match…do you want to tag with Hetfield, or do I?”
Dave: “Fuck you.”
Nuge: “PRETTY PLEASE!”
“Look Dave, how bout’ I give ya a Five Finger Death Punch for that shit talkin m’kay?”
Dave…I am your father
YOU MOTHERFUCKER………………….HOW YA BEEN, SLAP THOSE FIVE IN HERE, C’MON BUD….
Ted “Don’t look at me man. I didn’t kick your dog, I just ate it…”
dammit! ah told you not to wayre that hat! you look lock a damned fool!
I’d slap a hoe….
yes, I can type. I wanted you all to note the southern dialect.
Listen pretty lady, you know you would band Lars Ulrich in 2 shakes of a lambs tail.
Listen pretty lady, you know you would bang Lars Ulrich in 2 shakes of a lambs tail.
Upon finally hearing “Crush ‘Em”, The Nuge prepares Dave Mustaine for some Texas justice.
“Hey Nuge, did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer”?
OR
“Hey Nuge, how many endangered species have you eaten today”?
Ted to Dave: I will not git off your guitar case’s until you tell me what the 5 magics really mean!
“My Pokemans… let me show you them.”
sorry, dave, your journey on rock of love is over
“You see buddy, whats your name? Dave? Anyway, yeah if you had never made any good music in the first place, then that whole 15 years of disappointment thing never happens. Thats what I did!”
Backing down from a arm wrestle?
That Aint Metal Boy!
Nuget: OHHHHH, you meant jogging suite douche bag…… I thought you meant inbred hunting douche bag, I’m so sorry Dave.
Mustaine: I’m never inviting you another bris again….
I am how you says. Way more betters than you are.
Nuget: Yeah, boy, but that ‘tallica thing you’ve done really ripped!
Davey Sue! One more backsassin’ word outta you and I’m gonna have to slap ya!
Hey, hey Dave!
What did the five fingers said to da face?
SLAP BITCH!
So you only have co-writing credits on five of their songs, that’s not really a big deal…”
“Six actually. You forgot Call Of Ktulu, Teddy. Wait a minute… no it’s seven! You know Leper Messiah, Teddy?”
“No.”
“Well that’s mine too – mine, mine, mine!”
“Dave, pentatonic stands for five. FIVE!”
“No Dave, when they call me a Cowboy it’s cause i got this neato hat”.
Introducing the new Ego Lens XL from Nikon. For those rare moments when the world’s biggest douches square off, you don’t want to be limited by the range of your stock lens.
ted: Dave, Imma tell ya…i once survived on a turd this big that i laid myself when i got lost bear hunting in the rockies one year.
dave: i used to be in metallica.
Whatdayasay, me and you go back to my place, get a pizza and fuck?
Look here boy…
That mane would make me some fine gloves…How about Uncle Teddy shows you his megadeath-knife skinning technique?
The 2012 presidential candidates meet in person. They’re not kidding when they talk about the end of the world.
Ted: Honey let’s put the red in redneck!
“Do you know how often I have to hear some little shit yell ‘AMBOY DUKES’ at me?”
Must…grab…Dave… Mustane’s…MAN TITS!
OUR DICKS COMBINED ARE THIS BIG!!!!!
Dave… this Dutch Rudder wouldn’t be gay if you’d quit makin’ eye contact with me.
This photos has more assholes in it than gay porn.
does this mean that there are less assholes in heterosexual porn?
Mustaine: Ok Ted. I’ll start a line and you finish it. Hello me, meet the
The Nuge: Cat scratch fever!
Mustaine: No Ted. Let’s try it again. “What do you mean I aint kind…”
The Nuge: NRA NRA
Mustaine: That’s not even a song Ted.
The Nuge: Hippie!
Fuck that black tar heroin dave. You want a real high, try mainling a dozen cc’s of baby deer blood. that will get you a fuckin high.
Who’s that guy with Nugent?
“Hey Musty-stain what did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!!!! I’m Ted Nugent, bitch!
Ugh… Man, sorry. I’m not really into readheads.
you little fucker mustaine, Im gonna rip your godam head off!!!!!
Dave: “I’m better than you”
Ted: “I’ll Kill you with my bow”
“put yo tits in my hand, purdy lady”
“Trailer park girls go around the outside.”
i will smack the shit out of you janis joplin—-says nuge
Dave, Dave, Dave, you’ve got to stop obsessing about that “little Dane” when there are thousands of little mexicans running amok in these united states!!
Haha. I like this one.
“… and here comes The Nuge with a choke slam!”
“Can you smell what The Nuge is grillin’?!?!?!”
If you’re going to throw your panties on stage, the Nuge is gonna want to feel your tits…..
This is the hand of GOD, You Dalila, The lady in the back a Filistian lets make WAR
“Dave, I swear it only takes 5 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop!”
Nuge: “And that’s exactly why humans have five fingers”
Dave: “Why would you tell me that?”
Nuge: “Why wouldn’t i?”
Which douche bag will blink first? Stay tuned!
Coming in 2011 the douche bag tour.
There’s a dick on the left and an asshole on the right, If we could just get Fred Durst in the middle than we would have a stinky taint!
Available now.The “Mustaine” jerky strips brought to you by none other than Uncle Ted. The Nugenator.
“Dude RELAX!! I’m The NUGE not James Hetfield!!”
Ted showing Dave the kind of grip he is going to have on his balls when they have gay man sex later that evening.
If you thought Mustaine v. Hetfield XX was explosive, prepare for the Megadeth radio v. Supergroup
hey it’s a free for all
“Look Dave, this is how you fucking play the spider chord!”
Pretty pretty good
“And this is the hand that caused all the trouble…GIGGITY!”
“Dear Jesus, they locked eyes. Get ready for the douche-off.”
Nuge: “That’s nothing, I once kicked a dog THIS big!”
Mustain looks like a really ugly ginger girl.
Ted Nugent offers up a small woman to appease Dave Mustaine.
Dave Mustaine is not so easily appeased.
Ted Nugent grabbed Mustaine’s ass when he wasn’t looking and immediately Nugent’s hand started to burn and smell like sulfur.
Ted Nugent shows great restrain when the urge to cover Mustaine’s mouth just to shut him up arises.
“Mustaine, I swear to Hell, if you ever record another ‘RISK’; each one of these fingers is finding its way into a hole in your body, and if light shone there before, it won’t anymore.”
Nugent offers advice when Mustaine realizes that he’s been suffering from his own Cat Scratch Fever for 29 years.
dave- blah, blah, duh, megadeth, blah, duh!
ted- blah, blah, duh, guns, blah duh?
The Nuge heeds Emperor Plapatine’s advice and lets the hate flow through him, resulting in a force choke for poor Megadave.
Mustaine and Nugent share an awkward moment when they both experience an epiphany. They realize they cannot sing.
ted: when all this is over, you and i should get an apartment together.
“Yeah, I have a Mustain(e) too. It’s about this big and it’s in my underwear and it’s whiter than you.”
Our favorite born-again lesbian meets our favorite born-again redneck.
felching after the Boar hunt? Sure! Why not Dave!!!!!!
“Hey I’m Dave.”
“Oh shit, please don’t sue me.”
“Now Dave look, I don’t care what Lars told you. I did’nt say you looked like a woman just now.”
WOW, Didn’t you sleep with Kirk Hammetts girlfriend after you left that band.. what were they called again?
Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang… Oh! Sorry Dave they told me there were going to be a lot of bitches here. I thought they meant chicks, but they were refering to you. My Bad!
“Dave, pentatonic stands for five. FIVE!”
^-Sorry I did it twice, my email changed meanwhile.
Dave: “You’re fired.”
Ted: “What yer talkin’ ’bout? I was never in yer band.”
Dave: “Oh right, sorry. I just like firing guitar players.”
“Tonight, on Douche Meets Douche…”
“He seems offended that I mistook him for a woman… I’d still hit it.”
Uncle Ted is about to demonstrate to Carrot Top what a Bear can do to your face…
“Now Dave, I’m giving you five minutes to get your blue-jumper wearin’ ass outta my saloon!” said Ted Nugent.
play Outshined by Soundgarden, then sing
“Looking California, but feelin’ Minnesota”
Ted Nugent greets Dave by grabbing his man boobs
Nuge: “hey Dave, how’re you”
Mustaine: “Hey Ted, I’m good. So… I heard you talked to my old band recently…”
N: “your old band? You mean you quit Megadeth?”
M: “what? No, I’m talking about Metallica”
N: “oh… yeah, I saw them recently”.
M: “that’s cool. they probably said some things about my last interview and you should know that it was taken completely out of context…”
N: “actually they haven’t really mentioned you”
M: “yeah, whatever, I’m sick of answering questions about them anyhow so please just change the subject already.”
N: “ok, did you hear…”
M: “So, wanna go do something tonight? who’s playing The Garden? Let’s just go there”
N: “er… it’s… it’s Metallica, they’re playing there tonight…”
M: “really, didn’t know, well, if you still want we can go, I have nothing better to do and I don’t mind, you know, if you really want to. We can go and talk to James later, or do something else, I don’t care. whatever man, i’m sick of talking about them anyway, but you know, if you’re going i guess i’ll tag along cuz i got nothing better to do”.
N: “yeah, I’m already invited but I think the truck is full so I’m not sure I have any room left…”
M: “oh…”
M: “the UN sucks”
N: “yeah, they suck monkey balls”
Nuge: Dave, great show man, want some of my coffee?
Dave: James? Why would you do that to me James? I don’t even care about the dog, just TAKE ME BACK
“Sorry Genna Davis, maybe 15 years ago.”
“You remind me of a Lion I killed once with my bare hands, can I make a suit coat out of your skin?… “
Oh shit, sorry. From back there I totally thought you were a chick
Back talk again, ima ball this up.
You heard me. 5 inches. My dick is THAT long
“You’re overrated.”
I told you Dave, i hunt deer, not play for Metallica
I told you i dont want any fucking girl-scout cookies!!!
That’ll do pig. That’ll do…
“Hey Dave…….Metallica.”
“My band is much better than yours! My band can walk right through the door! With the feeling so pure, it’s got you screaming back for more!”
“So…you voted for Obama, did ya?”
Wait, what does the guy from “Waterworld” and Stacey Keach have to do with metal?
Meet me at five. Winner gets the chick in the back caressing a snowglobe.