Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN DYING FETUS’ DESCEND INTO DEPRAVITY

By: mouIchido

mouIchido — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:35:56 +0000

Meet me at five. Winner gets the chick in the back caressing a snowglobe.

By: Tom Castiglione

Tom Castiglione — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:57:44 +0000

Wait, what does the guy from “Waterworld” and Stacey Keach have to do with metal?

By: Tom Castiglione

Tom Castiglione — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:51:54 +0000

“So…you voted for Obama, did ya?”

By: D3athTillDawn

D3athTillDawn — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:19:36 +0000

“My band is much better than yours! My band can walk right through the door! With the feeling so pure, it’s got you screaming back for more!”

By: Kyle Kovich

Kyle Kovich — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:49:03 +0000

“Hey Dave…….Metallica.”

By: skoal

skoal — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:51:43 +0000

That’ll do pig. That’ll do…

By: hayisforhorses

hayisforhorses — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:03:24 +0000

I told you i dont want any fucking girl-scout cookies!!!

By: Ethan

Ethan — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:51:36 +0000

I told you Dave, i hunt deer, not play for Metallica

By: Leprosy

Leprosy — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 07:35:43 +0000

“You’re overrated.”

By: Maverick

Maverick — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:31:31 +0000

You heard me. 5 inches. My dick is THAT long

By: Maverick

Maverick — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:29:07 +0000

Back talk again, ima ball this up.

By: Maverick

Maverick — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:27:47 +0000

Oh shit, sorry. From back there I totally thought you were a chick

By: Smittybawlz

Smittybawlz — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:59:35 +0000

“You remind me of a Lion I killed once with my bare hands, can I make a suit coat out of your skin?… “

By: Zane

Zane — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:00:10 +0000

“Sorry Genna Davis, maybe 15 years ago.”

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:45:50 +0000

Nuge: Dave, great show man, want some of my coffee?
Dave: James? Why would you do that to me James? I don’t even care about the dog, just TAKE ME BACK

By: Ziv Frenkel

Ziv Frenkel — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 09:50:30 +0000

Nuge: “hey Dave, how’re you”
Mustaine: “Hey Ted, I’m good. So… I heard you talked to my old band recently…”
N: “your old band? You mean you quit Megadeth?”
M: “what? No, I’m talking about Metallica”
N: “oh… yeah, I saw them recently”.
M: “that’s cool. they probably said some things about my last interview and you should know that it was taken completely out of context…”
N: “actually they haven’t really mentioned you”
M: “yeah, whatever, I’m sick of answering questions about them anyhow so please just change the subject already.”
N: “ok, did you hear…”
M: “So, wanna go do something tonight? who’s playing The Garden? Let’s just go there”
N: “er… it’s… it’s Metallica, they’re playing there tonight…”
M: “really, didn’t know, well, if you still want we can go, I have nothing better to do and I don’t mind, you know, if you really want to. We can go and talk to James later, or do something else, I don’t care. whatever man, i’m sick of talking about them anyway, but you know, if you’re going i guess i’ll tag along cuz i got nothing better to do”.
N: “yeah, I’m already invited but I think the truck is full so I’m not sure I have any room left…”
M: “oh…”

M: “the UN sucks”
N: “yeah, they suck monkey balls”

By: BruisedMetal

BruisedMetal — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 06:00:18 +0000

Ted Nugent greets Dave by grabbing his man boobs

By: Will

Will — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:20:25 +0000

play Outshined by Soundgarden, then sing

“Looking California, but feelin’ Minnesota”

By: Corey Borger

Corey Borger — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:24:30 +0000

“Now Dave, I’m giving you five minutes to get your blue-jumper wearin’ ass outta my saloon!” said Ted Nugent.

By: phil

phil — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:20:35 +0000

Uncle Ted is about to demonstrate to Carrot Top what a Bear can do to your face…