WAYS TO ENSURE THAT WE ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THE BAND ABOUT WHOM YOU ARE E-MAILING US

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 at 12:00pm by MetalSucks

Ax and Vince receive a lot of emails from readers anxious for us to check out bands, both their own bands and ones they just happen to dig. This is great, and we really appreciate it. It’s how we find out about new, cool music.

However, we’d like to suggest two tips to ensure that we actually listen to the band you’re so excited about:

  1. Include a link to someplace we can hear the band – MySpace, YouTube, an mp3, Spank Wire, whatever. The number of emails that come in saying “omg check out this band they rule!!!” that don’t include a link is mind-boggling; more than 50%. Do you want us to actually listen, or do you just enjoy typing out a band’s name for the sake of doing so? We know we could theoretically just Google the band, but we’re busy obsessing over whether or not John Bush will rejoin Anthrax and slapping our foreheads in disbelief about Dave Mustaine’s latest gaffe for Chrissakes.
  2. Check to see whether we’ve written about said band before. A good 25-50% of emails ya’ll send are about shit we’ve already covered.

Capeesh? Yes, we’re assholes.

Sincerely,
AR & VN


16 COMMENTS on “WAYS TO ENSURE THAT WE ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THE BAND ABOUT WHOM YOU ARE E-MAILING US”

  1. You guys should cover Slayer! I hear they are going places :)

  2. Buttor says:

    That’s what I did everytime I emailed you but you still didn’t bother at least answering me…

  3. Discipleofthewatch says:

    K, thanks, love you guys!

    Peace and metal for all.

  4. Dr schwine-hoot says:

    emailed once and never covered the band or even replied back… Graves of Valor! They are ones to watch in the coming years. awesome straight to your face death, very raw old school vibe. They just put up their 1st video also. ** Vocalist is a beast**

  5. DemiGod says:

    Did you guys ever check out the This Is Menace tracks I sent you with the Sikth guys on Vocals?

  6. Chimp-O-Neg says:

    yeah – and you STILL dont run shit about that French band Gojira!

  7. DemonicLemming says:

    You fucktwats never did say anything about Demians.

    http://www.myspace.com/demiansmusic

    Prog rock, along the lines of Porcupine Tree, but more organic and with softer edges.

  8. mikeclam says:

    I just mailed a record instead cuz I’m all oldschool an’ shit. Should get there in the next couple days. Hope you like it or, if not, that at least the mockery will be entertaining. Balls.

  9. Alaskan King Crabcore says:

    Capisce?

  10. Gaia says:

    Uh i emailed about Barren Earth. Very cool sounding band, ex-amorphis members, swallow the sun member, moonsorrow member. All sounds sweet to me!

    http://www.myspace.com/officialbarrenearth

  11. J. M says:

    the spankwire thing was really funny

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