I SAW ROB HALFORD KISSING SANTA CLAUS
Friday, October 30th, 2009 at 4:30pm by Gary SuarezYeah, tomorrow is Halloween. And sure, you’re all excited to dress up as that dude from Watchmen or a slutty nurse/secretary/schoolgirl/turd and probably not thinking about Christmas just yet. Since it’s less than two months away, I can’t think of a more miserable way to honor/desecrate Jesus’ birthday than with some good ol’ fashioned holiday music performed by Judas Priest’s Rob Halford. That’s right: ROB HALFORD HAS A FUCKING CHRISTMAS ALBUM OUT. Here’s the single “Christmas Comes For Everyone”:
God, this is awful. If you’re a masochist, then go ahead and download the single for free at Halford’s website.
I’m buying this album for all of my MetalSucks colleagues for Hannukah, because I hate them.
-GS
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Whoah, that’s what I get for writing while sleep deprived! Sorry!
Gary can you just go away? Please.
Agreed.
‘IRON MAIDEN’S’ Rob Halford??!!!???!!???!
Did your parents have ANY children that lived?
Shoot yourself, soon.
Assuming that the whole “Iron Maiden’s Rob Halford” thing is an intentional joke. At least, I hope so.
A funnier joke is the fact that this song even exists, really.
please god tell me this is a fucking joke.
This sounds like something off “Ram It Down”…but with sleigh bells.
It’s no worse than most of the psuedo-metal garbage you promote here..
Oh snap
I Saw Rich Hallford Kissing Santa Claus. Fixed.
Did Rob protools his voice on this song, or did he just shove Alivin the Chipmunk up his butt ?
1) Halford’s voice just does not work for this kinda stuff
2) When did Halford steal Andrew WK’s band?
3) Can’t wait for Halford’s Christmas band to perform select dates with the Trans-Siberian Orchestra!! /sarcasm
Why in the hell anyone would put out such a monstrosity?? This world goes beyond my imagination…
Rob Halford is losing his shit. Maybe him and Dylan can do a holiday tour together.
Rob, why? Why, man, why?
This is hilariously bad. What audience would this appeal to, really?
55 seconds was all I could handle
I didn’t even last a third as long as you…
This is incredible. I can’t wait to buy the album.
PRIEST 4 EVER!!!!!!
i am very interested to hear your opinion on this, gary:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a5fHMlb4V0
I like it, haha.
Wow… if Gary says it’s awful it must be a violation of the Geneva convention to play this album for anyone. I think that might make me want to buy it…
I really don’t see what’s so bad about this. I think its cool.
Iron Maiden continue to reach new crowds.
The boys in Priest (together & solo) continue to suck.
One question comes to mind. Does metal really have an age limit?
Where did I put Dio’s number?
I’m taking a break from this site for two weeks. They take horrible writers that everyone clearly hates and
spams the site with their crap. Also instead of talking about bands they like 90 percent of the time it’s “Look at these guys who suck so badly.”
I’m looking for a site that basically does the exact opposite. Good writers that people like spamming the site and shitty bands getting mentioned only 10 percent of the time. This site is all hate no substance.
but its more fun that way. cmonnn, you know its true
Ok so you posted the most ‘Christmassy’ song off the album. You should have put up Get Into The Spirit, that is an awesome song. If you don’t like it fine, but shit this whiney bitching makes people sounds like emos. Get over it.