A NEW JUGGA-LOW

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 at 10:00am by Axl Rosenberg

Holy shit – did you know that there are actually people even worse than Juggalos? I saw this video on Topless Robot last night – a slideshow of fan art by so-called “Juggalo Furries,” or people “who are simultaneously into anthropomorphic animals and Insane Clown Posse.”

I couldn’t make this shit up, people. If I did, you’d never fucking believe it anyway.

This is the kind of thing that makes me wanna down a handful of sleeping pills with a tall glass of vodka. Since Vince and I are now friends with one out-of-the-closet Juggalo, I feel bad making a blanket statement like “All Juggalos are worthless fucktards.”

But I am 110% comfortable with the statement “All Juggalo Furries are worthless fucktards.”

Watch the video below… if you dare.

-AR


44 COMMENTS on “A NEW JUGGA-LOW”

  1. Viking-Shredder says:

    I believe you. So I’m not watching that shit at all.

  2. rg-bts says:

    lol spud mckenzie with juggalo paint!

  3. d00shc00gr says:

    Thank you SO much for telling me about these people. I shall assume the internet identity of one such “jugalo furry” and be the scourge of 4chan!!!

  4. Ryan says:

    All Juggalos are worthless fucktards.

  5. NoNameNoSlogan says:

    my god….this is an all time low for the human race

  6. Driven9 says:

    hahh, I am very hungover at work right now and this just brightened up my morning. god damn there are some wierd people out there. funny vid Axl, good find

  7. I'm racist and I love Oceano says:

    Hey, wait a minute…

    I saw these people hanging out at a winds of plague show. They were even dancing in the pit, making friends, and like 2 of them were invited on stage and started rapping with the singer. For the most part, it seemed that they were part of the show.

  8. Rob Kurkjian says:

    I agree with you on one point axl that i dont want to say all Juggalos are fucktards since my friends girlfriend loves ICP and is one of the nicest people ive met but i have to say a fair majority of them are fucktards

    and jugallo furrys are definatly all fucktards

  9. Pahkmycah says:

    I was all excited and thought this was the best thing to wake up to, then I saw comments on the video were disabled. Now how am I supposed to remind these worthless fucktards that they are worthless fucktards.

  10. braincake says:

    i dont know which is worse…this or people that eat their own shit.

  11. Insomnivore says:

    This video needs someone dressed as keyboard cat to play it off.

  12. myke says:

    we have to stop this plague on the human race and start to youthanize them all!

  13. TurdFerguson says:

    Maybe we can get PETA to protest ICP and put an end to this?

  14. I'm not racist, but I hate Oceano says:

    This really makes perfect sense, when you start thinking about it. I’m just surprised that ICP hasn’t come out with a song about furries yet.

  15. thisisnotcarlos says:

    There was only 1 real picture in it,the real were all drawings lol

  16. Polska says:

    I seriously almost shit myself watching this.
    Could have been the Taco Bell I was eating, but I’d like to think it was my involuntary muscles relaxing, because I watched the whole damn thing and my brain began to rot.

  17. aaron m. says:

    gentlemen, i believe we can all agree that the internet has hit finally rock bottom. there is literally nowhere worse.

    unless, you know…pedophiles got pulled into the mix somehow.

    but that can’t happen.

    can it?

    guys?

  18. yougdosucksballs says:

    You got to admit though, some of the artwork was pretty decent.

    • aaron m. says:

      THERE IS NOTHING DECENT ABOUT ANY OF THIS.

    • WowWee! says:

      Ya some of it wasn’t bad except how they wanted the drawing to look like and what they represent, Did you see those pathetic dragons with ther fucking bunny ears? What kind of artist would make naked man beasts crouching down like that in a street(a lot of that stuff looked pretty homo). How dare they draw them selves as wolfs, they are more like a pack possums or dung beatles.

      Fuck all the juggalos.

  19. Sammy says:

    I have no idea what I just watched. But I do feel about 40 IQ points less um smart or something. And there’s this pile of drool on my desk. And for some reason I feel compelled to lick a window.

  20. canea says:

    If it is vaguely cat-like, has boobs and is high it’s possibly still worth tapping.

    Heh.

  21. Patton says:

    I don’t like repeating myself but, that country of yours have some of world’s weirdest shit.

  22. Noel says:

    very compelling comments, making me wish more so that the video actually worked on my computer….oh well, i can imagine the horror.

  23. wheelchairLOL says:

    2:51 was my favorite. It’s a sad day when Pickachu is a million times cooler than something else.

  24. MetalMatt says:

    stopped at 48 sec. even that was a waste.

  25. DemonicLemming says:

    I guess it’s not that surprising….anyone with a mind sufficiently buttfucked enough to like ICP must inherently like furrydom, too, or vice versa. Combine it with German piss porn or Japanese scat porn, and you’ve found the lowest-evolved human brains on the planet.

  26. Dysenteric says:

    I will say that the picture at 2:47 made me giggle. That’s it.

  27. groverXIII says:

    Rule 34. That says it all.

    That said, fuck anyone who decided combining Juggalos and Furries was even remotely a good idea.

  28. Awful Offal Carnage says:

    YIFF YIFF YIFF

    Yeah, my immediate thought was “are we on 4chan?”. This definitely came from that cesspool, since furries don’t have to hide, and Juggalos, don’t have to hide either (not that they do irl, I wish they would).

    Whoever combined these two is the ULTIMATE TROLL!!!!!111!!1!ONEONEONE!!1

  29. hayisforhorses says:

    heres hoping the mayans were right come on 2012

  30. Kill All says:

    what…the…fuck?

    this makes me want to OD on heroin

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