A NEW JUGGA-LOW
Thursday, November 5th, 2009 at 10:00am by Axl RosenbergHoly shit – did you know that there are actually people even worse than Juggalos? I saw this video on Topless Robot last night – a slideshow of fan art by so-called “Juggalo Furries,” or people “who are simultaneously into anthropomorphic animals and Insane Clown Posse.”
I couldn’t make this shit up, people. If I did, you’d never fucking believe it anyway.
This is the kind of thing that makes me wanna down a handful of sleeping pills with a tall glass of vodka. Since Vince and I are now friends with one out-of-the-closet Juggalo, I feel bad making a blanket statement like “All Juggalos are worthless fucktards.”
But I am 110% comfortable with the statement “All Juggalo Furries are worthless fucktards.”
Watch the video below… if you dare.
-AR
I believe you. So I’m not watching that shit at all.
lol spud mckenzie with juggalo paint!
Thank you SO much for telling me about these people. I shall assume the internet identity of one such “jugalo furry” and be the scourge of 4chan!!!
All Juggalos are worthless fucktards.
I am completely comfortable with this statement
Scruffy says second.
This.
my god….this is an all time low for the human race
Fuck that, i vote them off the island, their banished from the hman race
hahh, I am very hungover at work right now and this just brightened up my morning. god damn there are some wierd people out there. funny vid Axl, good find
Hey, wait a minute…
I saw these people hanging out at a winds of plague show. They were even dancing in the pit, making friends, and like 2 of them were invited on stage and started rapping with the singer. For the most part, it seemed that they were part of the show.
Wow, it took me a minute to realize I didn’t write this. Hahaha
it’s a pretender to the throne.
I agree with you on one point axl that i dont want to say all Juggalos are fucktards since my friends girlfriend loves ICP and is one of the nicest people ive met but i have to say a fair majority of them are fucktards
and jugallo furrys are definatly all fucktards
I was all excited and thought this was the best thing to wake up to, then I saw comments on the video were disabled. Now how am I supposed to remind these worthless fucktards that they are worthless fucktards.
They already know. That’s why comments are disabled.
i dont know which is worse…this or people that eat their own shit.
tough call. both consume shit, but i’ll say the literal shit eaters consume far less than icp fans.
This video needs someone dressed as keyboard cat to play it off.
Someone dressed as a juggalo keyboard cat, even.
we have to stop this plague on the human race and start to youthanize them all!
Maybe we can get PETA to protest ICP and put an end to this?
This really makes perfect sense, when you start thinking about it. I’m just surprised that ICP hasn’t come out with a song about furries yet.
There was only 1 real picture in it,the real were all drawings lol
I seriously almost shit myself watching this.
Could have been the Taco Bell I was eating, but I’d like to think it was my involuntary muscles relaxing, because I watched the whole damn thing and my brain began to rot.
gentlemen, i believe we can all agree that the internet has hit finally rock bottom. there is literally nowhere worse.
unless, you know…pedophiles got pulled into the mix somehow.
but that can’t happen.
can it?
guys?
You got to admit though, some of the artwork was pretty decent.
THERE IS NOTHING DECENT ABOUT ANY OF THIS.
OH DEAR GOD…WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
a justified use of caps, sir.
Ya some of it wasn’t bad except how they wanted the drawing to look like and what they represent, Did you see those pathetic dragons with ther fucking bunny ears? What kind of artist would make naked man beasts crouching down like that in a street(a lot of that stuff looked pretty homo). How dare they draw them selves as wolfs, they are more like a pack possums or dung beatles.
Fuck all the juggalos.
I have no idea what I just watched. But I do feel about 40 IQ points less um smart or something. And there’s this pile of drool on my desk. And for some reason I feel compelled to lick a window.
If it is vaguely cat-like, has boobs and is high it’s possibly still worth tapping.
Heh.
I don’t like repeating myself but, that country of yours have some of world’s weirdest shit.
very compelling comments, making me wish more so that the video actually worked on my computer….oh well, i can imagine the horror.
2:51 was my favorite. It’s a sad day when Pickachu is a million times cooler than something else.
stopped at 48 sec. even that was a waste.
I guess it’s not that surprising….anyone with a mind sufficiently buttfucked enough to like ICP must inherently like furrydom, too, or vice versa. Combine it with German piss porn or Japanese scat porn, and you’ve found the lowest-evolved human brains on the planet.
I will say that the picture at 2:47 made me giggle. That’s it.
Rule 34. That says it all.
That said, fuck anyone who decided combining Juggalos and Furries was even remotely a good idea.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hIR5nnV7AQ
YIFF YIFF YIFF
Yeah, my immediate thought was “are we on 4chan?”. This definitely came from that cesspool, since furries don’t have to hide, and Juggalos, don’t have to hide either (not that they do irl, I wish they would).
Whoever combined these two is the ULTIMATE TROLL!!!!!111!!1!ONEONEONE!!1
heres hoping the mayans were right come on 2012
what…the…fuck?
this makes me want to OD on heroin