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What the fuck??

A NEW JUGGA-LOW

 Thursday, November 5th, 2009 at 10:00am by

Holy shit – did you know that there are actually people even worse than Juggalos? I saw this video on Topless Robot last night – a slideshow of fan art by so-called “Juggalo Furries,” or people “who are simultaneously into anthropomorphic animals and Insane Clown Posse.”

I couldn’t make this shit up, people. If I did, you’d never fucking believe it anyway.

This is the kind of thing that makes me wanna down a handful of sleeping pills with a tall glass of vodka. Since Vince and I are now friends with one out-of-the-closet Juggalo, I feel bad making a blanket statement like “All Juggalos are worthless fucktards.”

But I am 110% comfortable with the statement “All Juggalo Furries are worthless fucktards.”

Watch the video below… if you dare.

-AR

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  • Viking-Shredder

    I believe you. So I’m not watching that shit at all.

  • http://www.myspace.com/beneaththesoil1 rg-bts

    lol spud mckenzie with juggalo paint!

  • d00shc00gr

    Thank you SO much for telling me about these people. I shall assume the internet identity of one such “jugalo furry” and be the scourge of 4chan!!!

  • Ryan

    All Juggalos are worthless fucktards.

    • The Ghost of D. Boon

      I am completely comfortable with this statement

      • Scruffy, the janitor.

        Scruffy says second.

    • http://evilsausage.livejournal.com/ Evil

      This.

  • NoNameNoSlogan

    my god….this is an all time low for the human race

    • anthony

      Fuck that, i vote them off the island, their banished from the hman race

  • Driven9

    hahh, I am very hungover at work right now and this just brightened up my morning. god damn there are some wierd people out there. funny vid Axl, good find

  • I’m racist and I love Oceano

    Hey, wait a minute…

    I saw these people hanging out at a winds of plague show. They were even dancing in the pit, making friends, and like 2 of them were invited on stage and started rapping with the singer. For the most part, it seemed that they were part of the show.

    • I’m not racist, but I hate Oceano

      Wow, it took me a minute to realize I didn’t write this. Hahaha

      • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

        it’s a pretender to the throne.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Kurkjian/1238131077 Rob Kurkjian

    I agree with you on one point axl that i dont want to say all Juggalos are fucktards since my friends girlfriend loves ICP and is one of the nicest people ive met but i have to say a fair majority of them are fucktards

    and jugallo furrys are definatly all fucktards

  • Pahkmycah

    I was all excited and thought this was the best thing to wake up to, then I saw comments on the video were disabled. Now how am I supposed to remind these worthless fucktards that they are worthless fucktards.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

      They already know. That’s why comments are disabled.

  • braincake

    i dont know which is worse…this or people that eat their own shit.

    • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

      tough call. both consume shit, but i’ll say the literal shit eaters consume far less than icp fans.

  • Insomnivore

    This video needs someone dressed as keyboard cat to play it off.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rik-Powell/286400508 Rik Powell

      Someone dressed as a juggalo keyboard cat, even.

  • myke

    we have to stop this plague on the human race and start to youthanize them all!

  • TurdFerguson

    Maybe we can get PETA to protest ICP and put an end to this?

  • I’m not racist, but I hate Oceano

    This really makes perfect sense, when you start thinking about it. I’m just surprised that ICP hasn’t come out with a song about furries yet.

  • thisisnotcarlos

    There was only 1 real picture in it,the real were all drawings lol

  • Polska

    I seriously almost shit myself watching this.
    Could have been the Taco Bell I was eating, but I’d like to think it was my involuntary muscles relaxing, because I watched the whole damn thing and my brain began to rot.

  • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

    gentlemen, i believe we can all agree that the internet has hit finally rock bottom. there is literally nowhere worse.

    unless, you know…pedophiles got pulled into the mix somehow.

    but that can’t happen.

    can it?

    guys?

  • yougdosucksballs

    You got to admit though, some of the artwork was pretty decent.

    • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

      THERE IS NOTHING DECENT ABOUT ANY OF THIS.

      • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

        OH DEAR GOD…WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

        • Blashyrkh

          a justified use of caps, sir.

    • WowWee!

      Ya some of it wasn’t bad except how they wanted the drawing to look like and what they represent, Did you see those pathetic dragons with ther fucking bunny ears? What kind of artist would make naked man beasts crouching down like that in a street(a lot of that stuff looked pretty homo). How dare they draw them selves as wolfs, they are more like a pack possums or dung beatles.

      Fuck all the juggalos.

  • Sammy

    I have no idea what I just watched. But I do feel about 40 IQ points less um smart or something. And there’s this pile of drool on my desk. And for some reason I feel compelled to lick a window.

  • canea

    If it is vaguely cat-like, has boobs and is high it’s possibly still worth tapping.

    Heh.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/M60Patton Patton

    I don’t like repeating myself but, that country of yours have some of world’s weirdest shit.

  • Noel

    very compelling comments, making me wish more so that the video actually worked on my computer….oh well, i can imagine the horror.

  • wheelchairLOL

    2:51 was my favorite. It’s a sad day when Pickachu is a million times cooler than something else.

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    stopped at 48 sec. even that was a waste.

  • DemonicLemming

    I guess it’s not that surprising….anyone with a mind sufficiently buttfucked enough to like ICP must inherently like furrydom, too, or vice versa. Combine it with German piss porn or Japanese scat porn, and you’ve found the lowest-evolved human brains on the planet.

  • Dysenteric

    I will say that the picture at 2:47 made me giggle. That’s it.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    Rule 34. That says it all.

    That said, fuck anyone who decided combining Juggalos and Furries was even remotely a good idea.

  • Jizzmaster3000
  • Awful Offal Carnage

    YIFF YIFF YIFF

    Yeah, my immediate thought was “are we on 4chan?”. This definitely came from that cesspool, since furries don’t have to hide, and Juggalos, don’t have to hide either (not that they do irl, I wish they would).

    Whoever combined these two is the ULTIMATE TROLL!!!!!111!!1!ONEONEONE!!1

  • hayisforhorses

    heres hoping the mayans were right come on 2012

  • Kill All

    what…the…fuck?

    this makes me want to OD on heroin

  • Lucifer

    Why does someone being a fan of both a singular genre of fiction and a hip hop band offend you?

    Is your life so meaningless that someone who has different interests than you is automatically derided?

    Clearly, the talent involved in the creation of the artwork presented in that video proves that juggalo furries are neither “worthless” nor “fucktards”.