I really wish the jokes wrote themselves for this one… But they don’t… *sigh*

He must have forgot his Meat Cleaver or Hatchet that they ever so enjoy running with.

The representative of Juggalo Furries would like to invite you to join the live action shit party. There will be lots of shirtless hugging and lots of lame bunny eared dragons for all.

Is this what a Norwegian marathon looks like?

Breaking the mold: aspiring San Franciscan ICP vocalist Shaftme Minidreds vows that when he goes topless on stage, it won’t be with the oft-lamented pasty-white, flaccid belly and floppy man-tits. He also recommends Caress: For Women razors to get rid of that pesky breast hair.

Run, Skog, run!

After raping every slasher classic, Rob Zombie moves on Oscar-winners such as “Forrest Gump”.

The annual “Running of the Juggalos” got off to a quick start, but their numbers quickly dwindled down to one when the route went by the MS Mansion and the Monkeys swooped down, eating every last Faygo marinated dumbass.

Violent J slims down.

In this weeks episode of Fuzz, Ronnie Dobbs Jr. does his dad proud.

The bonus to being a Juggalo is the face paint, so even African American’s can enjoy the band without being bothered by the white bigot southern trash that listens to this group. Unfortunately this young fan missed the memo about wearing clothing also to hide his skin, and is now running from the hatchet mob.

Wanna see a pencil disappear? ‘Cuz it’s cold out.

The Juggalo Naked Mile turned into a disaster today after many of the participants, aroused from the side boobs of the many fat men, had heart attacks participating in a homosexual orgy at the starting line, leaving one lone juggalo alive to away from avalanche of fat that soon would distroy the greater part of the midwest.

People like clowns at birthday parties, and people like strippers at birthday parties. Chuckles really thought he had hit gold when he decided to combine the two.

This just in. The first photo evidence of a jogging juggalo, a Joggalo if you will, has been released. Scientists are baffled by the behavior of this specimen and indeed by it’s appearance as the torso is not covered in ridiculous white paint as well. Officials are stating that should you come across a Joggalo do not antagonize it or feed it but to call them immediately. Should you antagonize a Joggalo leave the premises as they are a cowardly beast and will return with a dozen similarly dressed packmates who will then precede to chest bump you to death to provoke a fight. Thank you.

WTF! a black Juggalo!

Joggin’ Juggalo ?

The Jamaican black metal scene sadly wasn’t as successful as that in Norway.

oh no, im late for the juggalo flash mob….Feck clown pants, and my neon shirt, i don’t have any dignity anyways….

A rare find indeed, the majestic Juggalo in full stride, without his trusty bottle of Faygo or your car stereo in hand.

This is the new commercial for the new Faygo brand sports drink.

Christopher had played Resident Evil before, but not until he played it while listening to the new Slayer album did he realize its pure genius. It was followed by complete obsession and imitation of the game, while committing acts described in Slayer songs. He was sent to a Mental Asylum 2 days following the incident.

Even the most elitists of black metallers need to be fit.

He may have forgot his shirt before he left the house but at least he remembered to paint his face

“The Norwegian black metal awareness marathon: So KVLT it only has one member”

After getting to drunk and pissing himself again… the Juggalo embarks on yet another walk of shame.

Mark Hershel Möritz-Rabson will run as far away from his Jewish heritage as humanly possible.

After failing to capture the secret of the kenyan marathon runners, this runner attempts to channel the ancient kvlt magic of the famous norwegian sidewalk sprinters.

Proof that fucked up, mind-scarring shit in the suburbs is not confined to basements and bedrooms.

“ahhhhhh no more bad juggalo jokes, I can’t run fast enough!”

How To Exercise And Still Look Dead.

Just clownin’ around…

with the white van now in pursuit, the fabled niggalo attempted to escape.

Henry Rollins is finding new and creative ways to disguise himself on his morning run without being called a sellout every ten steps.

“Jus’ got done bangin’ my ho,
gon’ steal me some Faygo,
so away I go,
jus’ livin’ the life of a Juggalo
- Oh hell na, there’s the Po Po!”

…i’m jogging free yeah, i’m jogging free…

Training for the jugglathon will be difficult being that if you don’t wear your official juggalo jogging shorts you will be disqualified, but that doesn’t seem to be a problem with any of the juggalos they seem to wear them everywhere they go.

A Juggalette soon-to-be bride running to Good Will to get a new wedding dress after her first one was taken by her fiance to pick up women at his family reunion.

THE ONLY THING MORE METVL THAN MY CORPSEPAINT IST MY JAMAKAN HAIR KUT. IST VBER KVLT.

The musical is back

Here we have a juggalo running from real music.

This is Dave Mustaine running in cognito, but little does he know there are worse things than being just Dave Mustaine.

If I say that tomorrow, a gangbanger will be shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody cares, because that’s all, part of the plan. But if I say that I’ll strip down to my boxers and run around the streets, well then everybody panics.

gotta catch up with ICP so i can suck their dicks JUGGALO 4 LIFE

Norway’s first Olympic Marathon runner.

How dare you break character! Get back in your dog outfit and mingle with some of our senior juggalos.

What have I gotten myself into!?!?! AHHHH!

OMG! I can’t hold this shit in any longer!

Ghaal’s coming out had… unexpected consequences on Lil’ Jimmy. His family’s still looking for him. If you’ve seen the man in the picture, please call your local police departement…

Oh my god. Is that Michael Jackson?

Dont miss this sunday night a new NatGeo investigation: in the tangent of evolution: the juggalo