COMING OUT IS HARD
Friday, November 6th, 2009 at 11:30am by Axl RosenbergAll I can say is: THIS IS FUCKING REAL.
Major, major props to Josh Jacobson for sending this in.
-AR
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This made my morning. I literally can’t stop laughing!
I love how this is the next response:
First of all, it’s important to understand that both you and your juggalo boyfriend are already embarrassments to humanity. One day you will grow up to realize a relationship based on listening to ICP is destined to fail; you will also realize how incredibly stupid it was of you to consider yourself a “juggalette” and you will be ashamed of ever considering ICP real music.
Your mother’s hatred of all things ICP-related is justified. ICP is not cool and neither are you or your boyfriend for succumbing to the cult-like attitude of their moronic followers. Perhaps you should go outside more or interact with more self-actualized individuals. It’ll all be ok. Dump the bum, wipe that paint off your face, and welcome yourself to the human race.
FTW!
dumb cunt
Hey now. Totally not necessary.
excuse you? totally necessary.
Why do women get more offended at the word Cunt than Bitch? Im assuming that The WZA’d is a cu….respectable woman
Nope, just a dude with a sense of respect for women.
A juggalette isn’t a woman, it’s a slime mold with a pokey hole instead of a pokey stick. Problem solved.
all righ you cunts, stop being cunts
make me a sammich
What about a Junt???
Poor Violet. Imagine the horror her mother is going to feel when her new boyfriend shows up at the house with neon-green braids and clown make-up. Life can be so hard for a Juggalette. Thank god for the redeeming powers of Faygo.
haha ya its amazing. i saw this and the first thing i did was email it to them
technically that’s not even a question. haha
haha Cheers to Krztoff, I’m sure he was directed there from here and there is no better answer than was given by him.
That would be me. And yes, I absolutely HAD to respond before someone else did.
Good for you! These fuckheads cannot be allowed in regular society, and something has to be done before the douchery get’s out of hand. I am lucky enough that the plague hasn’t hit my part of NY yet.
Here’s to hoping it never does!
oh it has i know a few here in queens and lets say there fat, bald, love wrestling and think there cool .it has started my friend we gotta rebel now!….lol
poor girl.
thanks for your anwser. that was pure awesome.
haha I thought it was pretty witty. And did you see her reaction? Fucking priceless!
Brilliant… I left my own response to her as well.
finally a mother with some common sense, Wish there were more parents like that
This could be a great form of a contest. “Your advice to Violet”.
“Mom…I’m dating a mentally challenged man. But…I should tell you…I’m mentally challenged, too…”
Good fucking christ…. I typed in juggalo in the search for questions bar. I don’t think I can live in this world anymore. All faith is lost.
We all know Maggots and Juggalos can’t be together.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!…Juggalette.!!!!!
Today’s a good day, thank you Axl.
this question is also awesome:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ak2GLVPvtpzmdfyhhLzK1kgjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090328175319AA5YFxq
this is an actual answer:
“they treat their juggalette as they would any other member of their fam.. up most respect.. MMFCL”
…i have lost faith in the human race.
“and making love to icp music with their faces painted.”
……..
“I can say from experience that my Juggalo treats me as his right hand.”
So… he masturbates with you after he gets home from his shift at Burger King?
HA! Count it…
+666
you sir, win forever.
This will replace Christianity in 30 years.
racist
your a robot and there for YOU HAVE NO SOUL
link to this question?
click “real” where it says “this is fucking real” in the title of the article. its red, its a link to the thing.
I just saw somebodies ford escort with that stupid hatchet man on the hood and one of those above the windsheild banners that said psychopathic records. dumbest shit ever.
they drive escorts now?
shit! anyone here wanna buy an escort??
You should’ve threw a rock at his windshield, slash the tires, and threw a molotov cocktail at the car. Just so they can get a taste of there own medicine, isn’t that what juggalo’s listen to?
damn halloween costume…my mom didnt notice either
funny shit. made it FRIDAY
telling someone you’re dating a jugallo is like telling someone you engage in scat sex with a horse. They’ll look down on you, you’ll feel dirty, and both of you know you shouldn’t be doing that in the first place.
That is an incredibly evocative metaphor. And so true.
I know right? BTW, you’re response was priceless. I read it about five minutes ago and I’m still laughing.
Heh… yours was direct and to the point. Very good.
The possibility for comedy in this is fucking epic.
And now it’s gone. That’s a pity.
haha sorry. had to go to work.
wow, graphic. And surprisingly funny / truthful
question deleted :(
I know, its bull shit!
This is pretty rare! A Juggalette dating a Juggalo that isn’t related!
42-39-56, you could say Violet’s got it all
It would be more socially acceptable to be dating a man in his 50’s who is dressed like Dr. Rockzo… and does cocaine!
Haha awesome.
I feel like this is a practical joke. Fuck these people.