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What the fuck??

COMING OUT IS HARD

 Friday, November 6th, 2009 at 11:30am by

All I can say is: THIS IS FUCKING REAL.

datingajuggaloMajor, major props to Josh Jacobson for sending this in.

-AR

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  • msv81

    This made my morning. I literally can’t stop laughing!

    • Uglymicrowave

      I love how this is the next response:

      First of all, it’s important to understand that both you and your juggalo boyfriend are already embarrassments to humanity. One day you will grow up to realize a relationship based on listening to ICP is destined to fail; you will also realize how incredibly stupid it was of you to consider yourself a “juggalette” and you will be ashamed of ever considering ICP real music.

      Your mother’s hatred of all things ICP-related is justified. ICP is not cool and neither are you or your boyfriend for succumbing to the cult-like attitude of their moronic followers. Perhaps you should go outside more or interact with more self-actualized individuals. It’ll all be ok. Dump the bum, wipe that paint off your face, and welcome yourself to the human race.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ziv-Frenkel/722358828 Ziv Frenkel

        FTW!

      • Lucifer

        “Bang! Pow! Boom!” hit #4 on the “Billboard” charts without airplay or promotion.

        ICP’s huge following makes actual contributions to society by pursuing what they love, whereas YOU post on message boards.

        Juggalos win. You fail.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-Menard/502061034 Jesse Menard

    dumb cunt

    • http://www.crustcake.com/ The WZA’d

      Hey now. Totally not necessary.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bobby-Tims/1313713879 Bobby Tims

        excuse you? totally necessary.

        • Soontohavesyphilis

          Why do women get more offended at the word Cunt than Bitch? Im assuming that The WZA’d is a cu….respectable woman

          • http://www.crustcake.com/ The WZA’d

            Nope, just a dude with a sense of respect for women.

          • DemonicLemming

            A juggalette isn’t a woman, it’s a slime mold with a pokey hole instead of a pokey stick. Problem solved.

          • terrybeans84

            all righ you cunts, stop being cunts

          • Some Random Dude

            make me a sammich

      • Slaughterhouse

        What about a Junt???

        • brent

          Portmanteau o’ the century! Well played, sir! (I know you posted this like 4 months ago, but a win is a win.)

  • http://www.theblacklaser.net Joe The Wizard

    Poor Violet. Imagine the horror her mother is going to feel when her new boyfriend shows up at the house with neon-green braids and clown make-up. Life can be so hard for a Juggalette. Thank god for the redeeming powers of Faygo.

  • josh

    haha ya its amazing. i saw this and the first thing i did was email it to them

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Crispen/100000169530540 Jason Crispen

    technically that’s not even a question. haha

  • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

    haha Cheers to Krztoff, I’m sure he was directed there from here and there is no better answer than was given by him.

    • msv81

      That would be me. And yes, I absolutely HAD to respond before someone else did.

      • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

        Good for you! These fuckheads cannot be allowed in regular society, and something has to be done before the douchery get’s out of hand. I am lucky enough that the plague hasn’t hit my part of NY yet.
        Here’s to hoping it never does!

        • myke

          oh it has i know a few here in queens and lets say there fat, bald, love wrestling and think there cool .it has started my friend we gotta rebel now!….lol

      • West Virginia

        poor girl.

        thanks for your anwser. that was pure awesome.

        • msv81

          haha I thought it was pretty witty. And did you see her reaction? Fucking priceless!

          • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

            Brilliant… I left my own response to her as well.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Kurkjian/1238131077 Rob Kurkjian

    finally a mother with some common sense, Wish there were more parents like that

  • Tom Castiglione

    This could be a great form of a contest. “Your advice to Violet”.

    “Mom…I’m dating a mentally challenged man. But…I should tell you…I’m mentally challenged, too…”

  • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

    Good fucking christ…. I typed in juggalo in the search for questions bar. I don’t think I can live in this world anymore. All faith is lost.

  • wata

    We all know Maggots and Juggalos can’t be together.

  • http://www.themetalreporter.net iRoar

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!…Juggalette.!!!!!

    Today’s a good day, thank you Axl.

  • josh
    • metalanus

      this is an actual answer:

      “they treat their juggalette as they would any other member of their fam.. up most respect.. MMFCL”

      …i have lost faith in the human race.

    • Matt52

      “and making love to icp music with their faces painted.”

      ……..

    • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

      “I can say from experience that my Juggalo treats me as his right hand.”

      So… he masturbates with you after he gets home from his shift at Burger King?

      • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

        HA! Count it…

      • metalanus

        +666

        you sir, win forever.

  • I’m not racist, but I hate Oceano

    This will replace Christianity in 30 years.

    • bender

      racist

      • Jo

        your a robot and there for YOU HAVE NO SOUL

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bobby-Tims/1313713879 Bobby Tims

    link to this question?

    • cosk!

      click “real” where it says “this is fucking real” in the title of the article. its red, its a link to the thing.

  • cosk!

    I just saw somebodies ford escort with that stupid hatchet man on the hood and one of those above the windsheild banners that said psychopathic records. dumbest shit ever.

    • metalanus

      they drive escorts now?
      shit! anyone here wanna buy an escort??

    • WowWee!

      You should’ve threw a rock at his windshield, slash the tires, and threw a molotov cocktail at the car. Just so they can get a taste of there own medicine, isn’t that what juggalo’s listen to?

  • remrod

    damn halloween costume…my mom didnt notice either

    funny shit. made it FRIDAY

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

    telling someone you’re dating a jugallo is like telling someone you engage in scat sex with a horse. They’ll look down on you, you’ll feel dirty, and both of you know you shouldn’t be doing that in the first place.

    • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

      That is an incredibly evocative metaphor. And so true.

      • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

        I know right? BTW, you’re response was priceless. I read it about five minutes ago and I’m still laughing.

        • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

          Heh… yours was direct and to the point. Very good.

          The possibility for comedy in this is fucking epic.

          • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

            And now it’s gone. That’s a pity.

          • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

            haha sorry. had to go to work.

    • Driven9

      wow, graphic. And surprisingly funny / truthful

  • heartskull

    question deleted :(

    • terrybeans84

      I know, its bull shit!

  • Josue

    This is pretty rare! A Juggalette dating a Juggalo that isn’t related!

  • SlickerDrip

    42-39-56, you could say Violet’s got it all

  • Bassianus

    It would be more socially acceptable to be dating a man in his 50′s who is dressed like Dr. Rockzo… and does cocaine!

    • Rage

      Haha awesome.

      I feel like this is a practical joke. Fuck these people.