IN WHICH WE BOUGHT A PENIS
Friday, November 6th, 2009 at 5:00pm by Axl RosenbergHoly shit. I wasn’t even out that late last night, but for some reason I am just so tired today that it feels like nothing is really happening. Am I really typing this? Did I really write something positive about Zakk Wylde? Can I please just go to sleep now? I’m just gonna go to sleep now.
Before I do, here’s some things that happened this week:
- We’re giving away a free download of Katatonia’s new song, “Forsaker.”
- We spoke to Hypocrisy’s Peter Tagtgren and Brian Cook from Russian Circles and These Arms Are Snakes.
- We checked out new releases from Slayer and Jesu.
- Otep Shamaya gives women in metal a good name – too bad she won’t be a woman much longer.
- Leaves’ Eyes singer Liv Kristine gives women in metal a bad name – or, at least, a silly one.
Alright, seriously, night-night time for Axl. I think Gary Suarez is going to the NYC Vader gig tomorrow; if anyone sees him there, give him a dead arm for me.
-AR
YOU are giving away a new Katatonia single for free?? Peaceville has been giving it away for at least a fucking month now. Go pat yourselves on the back again.
If you give me the Katatonia prize pack, I promise I will never post on here again, or I will post, but not make fun of Pantera, or their legions of mouth breathing fans.
I’d rather have you keep posting. Sorry.
stuffed.
Awe…c’mon, guy ?!
fuckin nose breathin, hair combers!!!!
Otep Shamaya gives women in metal a good name
I know this fits the theme of your run-down you have going there, but I almost swallowed my tongue when I read that.
agreed
Evidently Axl’s dyslexia kicks in when he’s sleepy.
If she had a dick, i’d suck it.
i still don’t get the whole suarez situation lol
yea. did you guys puss out and rehire him or has he found a way to hijack your site and post as he please?
its all very confusing as you VERY publicly fired him, but VERY silently brought him back…..
does he know a very embarrassing secret about the staff? what gives?
It was all a joke as far as I can tell. Who really cares though. I just skip over his posts most
of the time and if he’s the only one posting I stay away.
When I read “will be at the NYC Vader show”, I figured it mught be a joke. I mean doesn’t this guy only like coffee house indi rock or something??
You know, as far as Gary’s personal safety is concerned, maybe it is not wise to tell the general public what metal shows he will be at lol.
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/74/Immortal.gif
thought i’d share. its funny.
Book of Shadows
I get this feeling alot.