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Worst Week Ever

IN WHICH WE BOUGHT A PENIS

 Friday, November 6th, 2009 at 5:00pm by

Holy shit. I wasn’t even out that late last night, but for some reason I am just so tired today that it feels like nothing is really happening. Am I really typing this? Did I really write something positive about Zakk Wylde? Can I please just go to sleep now? I’m just gonna go to sleep now.

Before I do, here’s some things that happened this week:

Alright, seriously, night-night time for Axl. I think Gary Suarez is going to the NYC Vader gig tomorrow; if anyone sees him there, give him a dead arm for me.

-AR

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  • Biff Tannen

    YOU are giving away a new Katatonia single for free?? Peaceville has been giving it away for at least a fucking month now. Go pat yourselves on the back again.

    If you give me the Katatonia prize pack, I promise I will never post on here again, or I will post, but not make fun of Pantera, or their legions of mouth breathing fans.

    • http://www.metalsucks.net Axl Rosenberg

      I’d rather have you keep posting. Sorry.

      • metalanus

        stuffed.

      • Biff Tannen

        Awe…c’mon, guy ?!

    • Noel

      fuckin nose breathin, hair combers!!!!

  • jason

    Otep Shamaya gives women in metal a good name

    I know this fits the theme of your run-down you have going there, but I almost swallowed my tongue when I read that.

    • Natalie

      agreed

    • DemonicLemming

      Evidently Axl’s dyslexia kicks in when he’s sleepy.

    • TurdFerguson

      If she had a dick, i’d suck it.

  • meh

    i still don’t get the whole suarez situation lol

    • Dave B

      yea. did you guys puss out and rehire him or has he found a way to hijack your site and post as he please?

      its all very confusing as you VERY publicly fired him, but VERY silently brought him back…..

      does he know a very embarrassing secret about the staff? what gives?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Colin-OConnor/1491245262 Colin O’Connor

        It was all a joke as far as I can tell. Who really cares though. I just skip over his posts most
        of the time and if he’s the only one posting I stay away.

    • Bassianus

      When I read “will be at the NYC Vader show”, I figured it mught be a joke. I mean doesn’t this guy only like coffee house indi rock or something??

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Colin-OConnor/1491245262 Colin O’Connor

    You know, as far as Gary’s personal safety is concerned, maybe it is not wise to tell the general public what metal shows he will be at lol.

  • metalanus
  • Bob

    Book of Shadows

  • Doodorz

    I get this feeling alot.