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Scraping Genius Off The Wheel

ANYONE GOT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY BUCKS AND A STRONG DESIRE TO BUY GARY A PRESENT?

 Tuesday, November 10th, 2009 at 10:30am by

DIO JACKET

…because if you do, I’d really like this Dio denim jacket. That would be fucking rad.

-GS

[Gary Suarez is like a rainbow in the dark. He usually manages the consistently off-topic No Yoko No. Say, why don't you follow him on Twitter?]

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  • Fufkin

    That joke is getting really old now.
    Dio jacket? Join the back of the queue.

    • Double D

      Agreed. I was actually thinking that yesterday, then I woke up and saw this. And I like how you asked him to join the back off the queue, much more effective than our American “line”.

    • d00shc00gr

      I’m telling you Gary should write for /b/. his style of humor is much more popular over there

  • pigchop

    heh…anyone who actually pays $150.00 for this jacket should be forced to pay triple the tax rate…you know, as punishment for being a dumbass. Buy a denium jacket for $10.00 from a thrift shop and an embroidered Dio patch from some rock shop – the whole shebang will cost you twenty bucks or less. And with the left over cash, you can support a band of your choice. Cool. Right on.

    • Double D

      Best comment on here in a while. I like how you added the little ditty about, “leftover cash, you can support the band of your choice”. Seriously, who would pay $150 for this?

  • SlickerDrip

    I’ll buy Suarez a crowbar so he can pry my shoe out of his ass.

    • Zoker

      Buy him a rope and a chair.

  • thebenthic

    please someone buy this guy that jacket cause only with the power of dio will gary actually be able to get laid, once gary experiances the pussy hell become a man and actually start liking real music and we wont have to read his bullshit posts about oceano and shit.

    lets all get a pool together and buy this shit for the sake of our eyes not having to read his shit posts anymore.

    • Trux

      lets all get a pool together and buy this shit for the sake of our eyes not having to read his shit posts anymore…

      +1 !!

  • frostilucus

    Looks like the Heaven & Hell jacket they had when on tour the first time with Megadeth. Yeah, totally bought one and it was the best purchase I’ve ever done.

  • Biff Tannen

    Metal Haven here in Chicago has a sweet Dio windbreaker !! its only $20 I think, but I bet you could talk him into getting rid of it for less…it’s been there for years!

  • http://invisibleoranges.com Invisible Oranges

    The whole point of a metal denim jacket is to make one’s own!

  • TXHellbilly

    Shouldnt you be wanting an Attack!Attack! hoodie or some Emmure boxing gloves Gary? Maybe some Winds of Plague underwear. Any shitty core bands merch will do for you sir.

  • MSalonen

    Usually the whole gifting concept is hampered by people thinking you’re an obnoxious jackass with an equally inane sense of humor.