ANYONE GOT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY BUCKS AND A STRONG DESIRE TO BUY GARY A PRESENT?
Tuesday, November 10th, 2009 at 10:30am by Gary Suarez
…because if you do, I’d really like this Dio denim jacket. That would be fucking rad.
-GS
[Gary Suarez is like a rainbow in the dark. He usually manages the consistently off-topic No Yoko No. Say, why don't you follow him on Twitter?]
That joke is getting really old now.
Dio jacket? Join the back of the queue.
Agreed. I was actually thinking that yesterday, then I woke up and saw this. And I like how you asked him to join the back off the queue, much more effective than our American “line”.
I’m telling you Gary should write for /b/. his style of humor is much more popular over there
heh…anyone who actually pays $150.00 for this jacket should be forced to pay triple the tax rate…you know, as punishment for being a dumbass. Buy a denium jacket for $10.00 from a thrift shop and an embroidered Dio patch from some rock shop – the whole shebang will cost you twenty bucks or less. And with the left over cash, you can support a band of your choice. Cool. Right on.
Best comment on here in a while. I like how you added the little ditty about, “leftover cash, you can support the band of your choice”. Seriously, who would pay $150 for this?
I’ll buy Suarez a crowbar so he can pry my shoe out of his ass.
Buy him a rope and a chair.
please someone buy this guy that jacket cause only with the power of dio will gary actually be able to get laid, once gary experiances the pussy hell become a man and actually start liking real music and we wont have to read his bullshit posts about oceano and shit.
lets all get a pool together and buy this shit for the sake of our eyes not having to read his shit posts anymore.
lets all get a pool together and buy this shit for the sake of our eyes not having to read his shit posts anymore…
+1 !!
Looks like the Heaven & Hell jacket they had when on tour the first time with Megadeth. Yeah, totally bought one and it was the best purchase I’ve ever done.
Metal Haven here in Chicago has a sweet Dio windbreaker !! its only $20 I think, but I bet you could talk him into getting rid of it for less…it’s been there for years!
The whole point of a metal denim jacket is to make one’s own!
Shouldnt you be wanting an Attack!Attack! hoodie or some Emmure boxing gloves Gary? Maybe some Winds of Plague underwear. Any shitty core bands merch will do for you sir.
Usually the whole gifting concept is hampered by people thinking you’re an obnoxious jackass with an equally inane sense of humor.