Comments on: ANYONE GOT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY BUCKS AND A STRONG DESIRE TO BUY GARY A PRESENT?

By: MSalonen

MSalonen — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:51:00 +0000

Usually the whole gifting concept is hampered by people thinking you’re an obnoxious jackass with an equally inane sense of humor.

By: d00shc00gr

d00shc00gr — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:32:37 +0000

I’m telling you Gary should write for /b/. his style of humor is much more popular over there

By: TXHellbilly

TXHellbilly — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:57:15 +0000

Shouldnt you be wanting an Attack!Attack! hoodie or some Emmure boxing gloves Gary? Maybe some Winds of Plague underwear. Any shitty core bands merch will do for you sir.

By: Invisible Oranges

Invisible Oranges — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:08:26 +0000

The whole point of a metal denim jacket is to make one’s own!

By: Biff Tannen

Biff Tannen — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:55:30 +0000

Metal Haven here in Chicago has a sweet Dio windbreaker !! its only $20 I think, but I bet you could talk him into getting rid of it for less…it’s been there for years!

By: Trux

Trux — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:53:59 +0000

lets all get a pool together and buy this shit for the sake of our eyes not having to read his shit posts anymore…

+1 !!

By: frostilucus

frostilucus — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:30:00 +0000

Looks like the Heaven & Hell jacket they had when on tour the first time with Megadeth. Yeah, totally bought one and it was the best purchase I’ve ever done.

By: Double D

Double D — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:09:40 +0000

Best comment on here in a while. I like how you added the little ditty about, “leftover cash, you can support the band of your choice”. Seriously, who would pay $150 for this?

By: Double D

Double D — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:08:20 +0000

Agreed. I was actually thinking that yesterday, then I woke up and saw this. And I like how you asked him to join the back off the queue, much more effective than our American “line”.

By: Zoker

Zoker — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:24:35 +0000

Buy him a rope and a chair.

By: thebenthic

thebenthic — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:11:56 +0000

please someone buy this guy that jacket cause only with the power of dio will gary actually be able to get laid, once gary experiances the pussy hell become a man and actually start liking real music and we wont have to read his bullshit posts about oceano and shit.

lets all get a pool together and buy this shit for the sake of our eyes not having to read his shit posts anymore.

By: SlickerDrip

SlickerDrip — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:09:30 +0000

I’ll buy Suarez a crowbar so he can pry my shoe out of his ass.

By: pigchop

pigchop — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:01:27 +0000

heh…anyone who actually pays $150.00 for this jacket should be forced to pay triple the tax rate…you know, as punishment for being a dumbass. Buy a denium jacket for $10.00 from a thrift shop and an embroidered Dio patch from some rock shop – the whole shebang will cost you twenty bucks or less. And with the left over cash, you can support a band of your choice. Cool. Right on.

By: Fufkin

Fufkin — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:39:13 +0000

That joke is getting really old now.
Dio jacket? Join the back of the queue.