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WILL JOE PERRY AND STEVEN TYLER JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY?

 Wednesday, November 11th, 2009 at 11:00am by

I mean, come ON! Does anyone, including Perry and Tyler themselves, actually believe that a) Aerosmith will continue on with a different singer, and b) Tyler won’t eventually go back to the band again? For fuck’s sake, what a load of horseshit. Tyler will go off and do his own thing for a year or two and then there’ll be an inevitable “OMG!! Aerosmith is back!! For possibly the last time ever!!!” reunion tour. Can we please just skip the bullshit and stop pretending like this won’t happen?

Shut the fuck up already. For the love of God. Have some damn class. Not like they’ve had a decent album in nearly 20 years anyway.

-VN

UPDATE: Crisis averted! Apparently Steven Tyler made a guest appearance at a Joe Perry gig last night and announced “I am not leaving Aerosmith.” I win! Thanks to Mr. Suarez for the below video.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-Menard/502061034 Jesse Menard

    They can all fuck off.

  • Metalguy

    They should be dead by now anyway

  • Sandwiches

    I couldn’t possibly care less

  • caparison_applehorn

    God Aerosmith is one of the worst bands in History!

    • gnarlk

      exactly, the above statement should be about how they’ve yet to have a decent album. fuck ‘em…

    • Marc

      Exactly. They’re also one of the most overrated bands in history too.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Martin-Johns/1656374506 Martin Johns

    Overrated, worst in history? Are you people serious? True, the years have screamed by since they put out a really hard rockin’ album but if those of you who feel that Aerosmith are overrated and irrelevant, you need to look back at who they influenced.

    Metallica, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Guns n’ Roses, and tons more. Those bands then went on to influence even harder acts that came out of the metal scene. Also one of the best metal bands in history, Led Zeppelin, has many times over stated the brilliance of Aerosmith.

    Some of you need to remove your head from your rectum and actually take the time to learn about music and it’s influences. There’s a lot more out there than Entombed, Goatwhore, and The Red Chord.

    • SlickerDrip

      Thank you Martin.

    • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

      That would be an excellent point…if it wasn’t for the fact that they’re doing all of this dumb shit NOW with no album to show for it…even worse…no GOOD album to show for it.

  • carntspel

    Dear Goyem,

    Firstly……………………

    G’day & get fucked from Australia

    now on to other matters

    What you don’t see with your eyes, don’t invent with your tongue.

    I just dusted off my VHS original copy of AEROSMITH LIVE TEXXAS JAM’78
    inserted the tape then hit the play button.
    this concert is a fucking comedy classic!
    how on earth they managed to play such a AWESOME gig
    whilst being soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    stoned is almost incomprehensible,
    perhaps it was Ted Nugent’s ridiculous pentatonic solo’s???????

    GK & WC (god knows and who cares) kinda like Andrew WanKer
    we need less ron, not more ron
    its late, im tired
    over and out
    n0b0z0