Comments on: BRUTAL LEGEND FIGURINE + T-SHIRT CONTEST

By: Distro online

Distro online — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 06:53:05 +0000

keep smile be patient

By: antisatanist

antisatanist — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 02:24:55 +0000

…FUCKING PACK!

(Crap!)

By: antisatanist

antisatanist — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 02:19:02 +0000

Go to Hell you bloody dirty BASTARDS made out of SHIT!!!

God will DESTROY you!

By: Anti War T-Shirts

Anti War T-Shirts — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 17:54:08 +0000

Make love, not war! Stop wars!

By: Faikid

Faikid — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 15:41:41 +0000

Well, first, I would start a religion and together with my followers build a full-size Temple of Ormagöden. We would make it our headquarters, and from there proceed with hi-jacking every single radio station in the world, banning all but music that is True, including MTV, Z-TV, Spotify and YouTube. Everybody standing in our way would be locked inside a giant dome of ungodly things, placed somewhere deep within the Temple, with Heavy Metal playing louder than hell, until they reform and joins us in our epic quest of liberating mankind from everything even remotely related to hip hop and crab “music”. Hanna Montana and High school Musical would be dealed with properly.

By: Juan

Juan — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:12:54 +0000

If you didn’t get a chance to win the statue i put mine up on ebay… check it out
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190357647228&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT#ht_500wt_1112

btw: no reserve i think the current bid is $100…
good luck fellas..
Juan

By: Mitch

Mitch — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 06:46:31 +0000

Teach some posers a lesson in violence the won’t soon forget. The pleasure in watching them die is what I will get!

By: episteppe

episteppe — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:39:47 +0000

It’s probably QUITE heavy. hmm. lemme put it this way, if I could wield it (as unlikely a notion as I am to actually succeed in winning anything with this) I’m assuming I would also be some sort of ridiculous deity capable of traveling dimensions! so I would slay trans-dimensional warp wights. just them, all the other demon’s are fairly cool when we hang out.
anyway, good luck everyone, above and below me!
\m/

By: Niels Birger Rahbek

Niels Birger Rahbek — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 02:45:50 +0000

Bring some metal into the world

By: Jakob Trombley

Jakob Trombley — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:38:13 +0000

Destroy all emo metal music via DECAPATATIONNNNNNNNNSSSS!

By: bearwizard

bearwizard — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 07:41:47 +0000

take a shit

By: yeb

yeb — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 07:06:25 +0000

I would smash my car radio, because it’s useless when local radio stations don’t play metal.

By: Lucas Nogueira Picoli

Lucas Nogueira Picoli — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:53:53 +0000

I’d play some fuckin’ TENACIOUS D WITH IT.
Yes, WITH IT.
THE AXE’S NOTES ARE MY FOES’ SCREAMS.

By: Sara

Sara — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:53:29 +0000

DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!

By: Matthew H

Matthew H — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:43:50 +0000

Hell with the axe, I’d use the guitar to melt some faces!

By: Colby Reineke

Colby Reineke — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:01:18 +0000

Honestly. I would hang it up on the wall in my room. Have some friends over. Drink some beer and stare at how beautiful it is…

By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:21:38 +0000

DESTROY THE ORCS!

By: Bryan Rodriguez

Bryan Rodriguez — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:30:17 +0000

I would circumcise the devil.

By: banovism

banovism — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:47:50 +0000

I would start slashing trees. Deforestation is fucking metal.

By: tim mackenzie

tim mackenzie — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:59:21 +0000

I want to put it on top of my Christmas tree next to the normal angel that will be headless of course.