READER-SUGGESTED METAL BANDS THAT HAPPEN TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE MEMBER WITH A VAGINA, PART 3: EMBERS

Thursday, November 12th, 2009 at 1:00pm by




Alright, so Embers was not actually suggested to me by a reader – MS staffer Bob Cock told me about them. But they’re a good band and they have at least one and possibly two female members, so I’m writin’ about ‘em.

This is basically the kind of atmospheric, charcoal-black metal that (I think) Satan Rosenbloom spends a fair amount of time listening to. If you despise so-called “beardo metal,” you probably won’t like this – but if the bill to this year’s Scion Festival got you feeling all tingly where your bathing suit covers, than I imagine you’ll dig it.

There are some vaguely more symphonic elements  to Embers’ music than that of the bands I imagine they get lumped in with – I mean, they have a viola player, for Chrissake – but anyone who interprets “symphonic” to mean “Cradle of Filth-esque” is going to be sorely disappointed.

Check out Embers and let us now what you think in the comments section below.

-AR

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Winnett/504952291 Daniel Winnett

    so what if this band had member(s) with an artifical vagina? would they qualify?

    • More Metal Than You

      What about one member that has two functional vaginas? Would that count for two posts?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Winnett/504952291 Daniel Winnett

        that might be the single most awesome thing ever… or not…

  • Bob

    Memoria in Aeterna is a great CD. 6 tracks and they all kind of go from one into the next.

  • no-ghost

    anyone say boris?

  • Speedyjx

    Eths and Left Hand Solution both fall into the pre-requisite of having a female member, and both are fucking awesome.

    • http://buttor.blogspot.com Buttor

      Eths sucks….

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

    What is it with women playing bass, and then playing really shitty basses? Are they just satisfied with crappy instruments?

  • http://www.noisecreep.com Jay

    Here’s a band:
    Asher

    Rather catchy metal-pop. NOT metalcore.

    I think they’ve broken up but they somehow just got signed. I dunno.

  • Chris

    You Gotta check out Darzamat from Poland.Exxcellent shit there

  • Facebook User

    she looks retarded when she plays that bass

  • skullbugs
  • badluckfistfuck666

    Here’s another band w/ at least one member w/ at least one member w/ a vagina

    Laser Flames on the Great Big News(ex-members Today Is The Day/Christine)
    myspace.com/laserflames

    It’s like you took Kylesa & Kyuss,threw them in a blender & added just a hint of black metal to top it off.

  • Kev

    These cats aren’t talented enough to have a real singer. If you’re looking for great bands with real singers, check out Benedictum, Vainglory & Chastain (Leather Leone).