YOU PINKO COMMIE BASTARDS

Friday, November 13th, 2009 at 12:00pm by Axl Rosenberg

In Russia, metal sucks you!

If not for our recent discovery (courtesy Invisible Oranges) of Tantal, I’d be inclined to think that all modern Russian metal is as good as Gorbachev was attractive or Stalin was kind-hearted. Between yesterday’s porn-y but awful video by  Stigmata and now the below clip from the Ruski’s in F.R.Y., it seems the former U.S.S.R. is in serious need of some fucking talent.

So let’s do the same thing we’ve been doing for chick-metal. If you know of any modern Russian metal bands that are actually good (and aren’t the aforementioned Tantal), let us know in the comments section below. Because as of right now, I do not hold the Rusian metal scene in very high regard.

-AR

Thanks to Chris Miller for sending us the video.


54 COMMENTS on “YOU PINKO COMMIE BASTARDS”

  1. akeldama says:

    Is Sumatra russian? Anamnesis too i think.

  2. I think Tvangeste has a female member, their debut album is amazing and Firestorm has great moments too.

  3. Mark Gavin says:

    aren’t Hail of Bullets russian?

  4. Biff Tannen says:

    Old Wainds is an amazing Russian band. I’d recommend the album “Scalding Coldness”.
    I doubt the mods would enjoy it, since it has talent and song structure, and the band wasn’t formed this year, nor are their albums available at best buy and target like the top 21 albums of the decade.

  5. Zoker says:

    C’mon guys!!! I already spoke about Scartown in the post about Stigmata… anyway I’ll link it again:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFH2xY3RTGo&feature=related

    They’re amazing!!

  6. SlickerDrip says:

    I’ve never listened to Temnozor, so I can’t say if they’re good or not, but they’re Russian

  7. Facebook User says:

    Aria, and the band they became, Kipelov.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUKks6V0Ts&feature=related “Calm” (probably their most well-known song outside of Russia)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOpEfWzeztE&feature=related “Return of the Warlord” cover.

  8. Johno says:

    These guys are pretty good from moscow
    http://www.myspace.com/hieronymusboschrussia

  9. Follow The White Rabbit.
    A experimental mathcore band from Russia

    MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/ftwrband
    Download Free EP: http://ifolder.ru/9301038

  10. Ungulate says:

    For those who like Drudkh, Burzum:

    Walknut
    Walknut

    Walknut murdockspace

  11. joshkid says:

    MYSTICAL GATE: these dudes are pretty awesome. very Gojira-esque. SIGN THEM NOW!!!
    http://www.myspace.com/mysticalgate

  12. Shep says:

    I quite like these guys: http://www.last.fm/music/The+Price+of+One+Day sounds pretty much like psyopus I guess, they’re only done about 10 minutes of music but it’s all there for free.

  13. rein says:

    i can’t believe nobody named Rakoth already…although in all fairness their last album came out in 2003

  14. groverXIII says:

    Butterfly Temple… pretty damn good folk metal. http://www.last.fm/music/Butterfly+Temple

  15. Deschain says:

    Forest Stream….melodic/doomy black metal.
    http://www.myspace.com/foreststreamband

  16. Hibernum says:

    Someone beat me to Tvangeste, the poor mans Dimmu Borgir. Hey, they moved to Canada so do they still count? Been waiting for the new album for years.

  17. I was gonna say Red Tape. Then I looked them up and they’re from nor-cal. Fail.

  18. Mike says:

    this russian band is actually pretty cool
    http://www.myspace.com/apostate1

  19. Beastmaster says:

    Neverending War
    http://www.myspace.com/neverendingwarband

    Perimeter
    http://www.myspace.com/perimeterband

    I approve of these russian death metal bands.

  20. Carissa says:

    ARKONA can go on the best russian bands and the actaully-cool-girls-in-metal lists.

  21. Turbine says:

    I don’t think anyone has mentioned Master yet – they do some songs in English and some in Russian – a lot of their older stuff is just classic thrash and is excellent

    Master – Talk of the Devil
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsD2ZrfPNv8

    Master – Palachi (Executioners) (in Russian)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpdmKGxryM8&feature=related

    Also, Black Obelisk – older stuff is good ol thrash as well.
    Black Obeslik – Polnoch (Midnight)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdz5ucPmr7c

    And of course, Russian power metal sensation Epidemia. They are newer, but really technical and overall excellent.

    Epidemia – Living in Twilight (english version)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tDFO2s3T3k

    There are more…this is just off the top of my head

  22. Driven9 says:

    WOW… this headline really got me pumped for the new BOONDOCK SAINTS II movie coming out!!!

  23. vaste burai says:

    come on people two words!!! GORKY PARK!!!

  24. Aidan says:

    The band Instant Suppression is pretty sick. They sound really similar to Scar Symmetry so if you dig that stuff you’ll like them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbgY15Elob8&feature=related

  25. xZakkxSlaughterx says:

    Listen to Sumatra, this band is AMAZING! They just released their album.
    http://www.myspace.com/sumatrametal

  26. Sambo says:

    I’m not gonna lie. I really digged that song. Cool bass lick in the chorus and the 1st part of that guitar solo sounded like an electric flute. Better than Stigmata but not as good as SUMATRA!!!!!

  27. Islander says:

    No entries in the deathcore roadrace yet? Let me remedy that with this Moscow band: Until I Breathe. If you think deathcore sucks, then don’t bother. Otherwise, they’re worth a listen:

    http://www.myspace.com/uibnoise

  28. YildunDave says:

    Scrambled Defuncts. the best.

    http://www.myspace.com/scrambleddefuncts

  29. Sandy n Papo says:

    which band is more russian than russian circles?——Russia! vodka! tetris!

  30. Scourge441 says:

    Vo Skorbyah. Absolutely crushing folk/doom metal.

    Unfortunately, all I can find is this fan page with shitty quality. The awesomeness of the music should still come through.

    http://www.myspace.com/voskorbyah

  31. theevilpenguin says:

    Atoll Nerat is pretty great from the little i’ve heard
    this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvCgxJl06vY
    the official website is mostly in russian though: http://www.atollnerat.com/

  32. Hieronymus Bosch http://www.myspace.com/hieronymusboschrussia
    Something that will make all you Death fans out there think it’s 90’s again

    Slezy http://www.myspace.com/slezi
    OK-ish metalcore that kicks ass live

    Inexist http://www.myspace.com/inexistband
    Your Russian In-Flames if you will

    Catharsis http://www.myspace.com/catharsisofficial
    Sypho metal stuff if there are any fans of this

    Rasta http://www.myspace.com/rastabelarus
    OK, so they are actually Belorussian but who can tell the difference here, right? :)

    No Emotions http://www.myspace.com/noemotionswill
    Nice tech black-death metal

    Mazzar Records http://www.myspace.com/mazzarrecords
    The biggest label dealing with metal in Russia

    One more, Serdce http://www.myspace.com/serdceband
    Simply love them, good tech music

    I can go on like this for a long time actually, so tell me if you want this.
    The thing is that in Russia itself there’s already somewhat of a market regarding heavy music and many bands are playing music that resembles American and European bands, which is more popular and lets them get some money from touring. I think it’s like in Japan, where there’s a real shitload of bands that are identical to anything you have in the West and are known only yo locals. That’s the effect of having a market. Of course there are good bands too, but you have to look very hard and they are usually not known to many people, because there’s no mass demand in something original. Of course there are bands like Arkona that are riding the pagan wave, adding some local folk flavor, but this happens pretty much all over the globe.

    And there’s still the rest of the former Soviet Union, where there’s no market of metal music in its broad sense and where bands strive to be more creative and original just from the simple fact that no one gives a shit about their music and they aren’t doing it for the money. There are many bands in Ukraine, which is actually quite nice to tour, and some good bands in Belarus and Moldova (where I’m from).

    If anyone’s interested, I’ll post some links to bands outside Russia that maybe will sound interesting

  33. David Hulsey says:

    Isn’t Mental Home from Russia? I’m not sure they are still together and they are only “modern” if you are in your late 20’s or above but…Mental Home. That is my offering.

  34. bob says:

    http://metal-archives.com/browseC.php?c=177

    1659 bands according to the metal archives!

  35. Kirk says:

    Check out Alley an “Opeth style” progressive death metal band from Krasnoyarsk, Russia.

    http://www.myspace.com/alleyroad

  36. Peter PZ says:

    You dug out some rare shit for this post, but there are good bands in this country. My addition to a bunch of great bands mentioned in the comments above is Seducer’s Embrace:

    http://www.myspace.com/seducersembrace

    Some decent melodic death

  37. Oh, and there’s also an online radio station dedicated entirely to prog metal (mostly of death flavor) from the post-union: http://progress.fm/

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