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HARDCORE DANCING LULZ

 Monday, November 16th, 2009 at 3:00pm by

I think these kids are kidding. I pray to God that they’re kidding. Seeing as the first move is serious and the rest are all jokes… they’re obviously kidding, right? Right?

Pray for the children of today.

-VN

[Thanks: poopsmcgee]

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  • The Ogre

    Its real, they stand in the middle of the mosh pit doing it. Then people start moshing, knock them over, and they back out of the pit all upset.

  • nicos12

    Really, Really

  • http://seasofdreck.wordpress.com aaron m.

    regardless of whether or not the video’s a joke, are you seriously putting up a video about hardcore dancing in 2009?

  • rachel

    Hahaha. Has anyone seen the Drive-By Hardcore Dancing Video? It still makes me laugh every time I watch it:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwmLtL_Mop0

    • Nate

      Yes lol good one– a true classic

    • Mike

      HILARIOUS

  • brcarter479

    these are mocking HxC dancing. while i dont really think its safe from ridicule i do think if you’re going to post it you should at least know these arent real moves hah.

    • http://buttor.blogspot.com Buttor

      What are you 11yr old ?

  • WowWee!

    If you see them doing this just join in and do the dart and accidentally hit them in the face (aim for the face).

  • metalguy

    at an all 70s high school band show at my school a kid(also a juggalo ha) jumped up and fought invisible ninjas during brick in the wall. everyone booed. he also runs around the halls screaming icp lyrics at random people. i was recently told to fuck off if im not down wit da clown.

  • Noel

    kind a funny, as its obviously makin fun of it, even if its by skinny jens wearing kids. but i could oly get thru half the vid, due to the horrible music..

    • Chris

      how come wearing skinny jeans is always associated as beig something bad? you guys do realize that this is not some new fad, its been around for 40+ years. jim morrison wore skinny jeans, he got way more ass than anyone.

      • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

        I associate anything that constricts my testicles that much as being something bad.

        The fact that people look like tards when they’re wearing them doesn’t help either.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Crispen/100000169530540 Jason Crispen

        it’s not bad. it’s just for people who have little or no penis or testicles.

        • Ben

          Lol unless you’re diseased and mutated, guys skinny jeans should not be constricting your balls. If they are, go up a size, because you’re probably fatter than you think you are. Or you were stupid and picked up girl skinny jeans. But since I highly doubt you’ve ever even worn them, why bother argueing with your invalid opinion?

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Colin-OConnor/1491245262 Colin O’Connor

            Is there really a difference between the girl skinny jeans and the
            ones you wear?

          • dudeiknowmetal

            Are you serious? You are offended by negative skinny jean remarks? Really? Get a grip on what is really offensive in this world jerkwad…….. skinny jeans.

          • Santa Claus

            Haha! You guys are arguing about fashion!

          • bradylikesbigbird

            bitching about what people wear makes you a scenester which is much worse than the irrelevent issue of pants bagginess level

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    At least they’re making fun of it instead of being serious… still fucking stupid, though.

  • http://stuffyouwillhate.com Sergeant D

    Kids dance like pussies these days, I miss the 90s when you could get your face broken at any given show

    • http://www.theblacklaser.net Joe The Wizard

      Fuck the 90s. Those were for pussies. It was all about the late 1340s when the plague was all out fucking shit up hella bad and you could get burned as a witch for doing nothing and there was shit and corpses everywhere. That shit was hardcore as fuck.

      • Sacajawea

        One of my ancestors got laid at a witch burning. Metal indeed.

        • gibberish

          My eyes just melted out of my skull from the incredible amount of win radiating from those posts.

          • http://stuffyouwillhate.com Sergeant D

            The 1340s sound fucking sick dude! Wish I was around then, that shit sounds like it was off the chain. Sadly all I have are memories of VOD and Crown of Thornz shows :(

          • http://www.theblacklaser.net Joe The Wizard

            If you get a chance to take a ride in a flux-capacitor DeLorean, I highly recommend the era. Fucking intense as fuck.

  • Alkahest

    I fucking hate hardcore dancers. Take you invisible ninja battles somewhere else.

  • Nate

    awesome video, thanks to poopsmcgee

    lololol i hate hardcore karate dancers….

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

    Dad’s garage = METAL.

  • SourDeez

    I might just be a little too blazed, but I think this is pretty fucking funny, especially for a bunch of teenagers in their parents garage. The bowling part with the pig squeals is fuckin hysterical. It really points out how lame and silly hardcore dancing is. Unless they’re serious, in which case, damn I’m glad I don’t live in the suburbs.

  • BEHEMOHAWK

    I LIKE MEN NOW

  • derek

    i thought the chainsaw and the nubs were hilarious …..

    • Moronic Colossus

      The nubs and trombone were the two I laughed the hardest at.

      Fucking nubby little arms.

  • sandwiches

    i just want to know who that horrible song was by. i couldn’t get through more than a minute and a half of it without wanting to tear my ears off. no more brees please

  • Me

    this shit is hilarious! nubs, pencil sharpener, double dutch, and bowling were my favorites

  • thedynasty

    these little fruit cakes are the reason why you can’t enjoy bands like Despised Icon or Veil of Maya live. I really hope all of these little sissies lose their hearing

  • Tonberry

    I like how half the people who enjoyed the video had to add a remark about how gay it is, so as to retain their metal hipster points. I swear, I can’t stand anything about metal except for the music.

  • Brownsound

    The name of the band in that video was Salt The Wound, they are melodic deathcore with much better songs than the pig squeal-fest the one we just saw. They are breaking up anyways and their last show is in a month.

  • I

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! The Nubs!!!! That was hilarious.

  • Dave Mustaine wears Uggs?

    I remember a few years back at a show (Madball, Terror, and a couple other bands), some straight-edge jackass spun-kick the tall can of Budweiser out of my hand. Needless to say, I grabbed him by the back of the neck and shoved him into the pit where he got manhandled by the mosh, haha

  • DustintheWind

    C’mon guys have a sense of humor.. these kids are obviously joking. I thought it was pretty funny

  • Tim

    That was pretty funny.

  • Matt

    Lol does anyone find the bree’s extremely comical?

  • Vikingfromhell890

    One time, I did the sprinkler in the middle of a bunch of hardcore dancers at a local show. Minutes later, their was 3 scene kids doing the sprinkler in the “pit”. Later on, I tried to do the worm but being white forced me not to do it and it looked like I was humping the ground. Good night.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Taylor-James-Hamilton/1178820034 Taylor James Hamilton

    Wow… Just… wow. I hate certain HxC dancers. I’ll watch a 2 stepper go at it, but once it gets into ridiculous shit like that… I’m done, you’re getting knocked out of the pit and I’m going to enjoy my show. I must admit though, the thought of seeing a double amputee doing a 2 step just fills my heart with so much joy… or maybe that’s blood clotting…

  • Mike

    THE NUBBS LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

  • DRIrules

    Haha… nubbs, the fuck? Holy shit, what happened to the scene? A bunch of assholes flailing their arms around during a bullshit metal riff, screaming, and breakdowns? Fuck that, bring back that old slam dancin’ shit!