TOMORROW: DEVIN TOWNSEND SUCKS
Monday, November 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm by MetalSucks
We’ll keep this short and sweet.
Tomorrow, The Devin Townsend Project will release Addicted, the second part of a four album cycle.
To celebrate, Mr. Townsend is taking over MetalSucks for the day.
Seriously.
We’re not dicking around.
Devin Townsend is running MetalSucks tomorrow.
We know. We can’t fucking believe it, either.
We hope you’re as stoked as we are.
That is all.
Now if you’ll excuse us, we need to go splash some cold water on our faces.
-Axl & Vince
….and then the world exploded.
…and Ziltoid’s balls exploded.
This about sums it up.
shit the bed
Tomorrow will be the greatest day ever.
EXACTLY
cant wait!
Friggin’ awesome!!! Can’t wait to see the site tomorrow!
My copy of Addicted arrived in the mail yesterday. This album rocks my socks off. Seriously. I had to get one sock off the ceiling fan. The other shot across the room and down the back of the bookcase and is lost forever, or at least until we move. Thanks Devy.
fuuuuuuuuck yeah
Woop! Woop! Woop!
looks as if metalsucks will be decent for ONE day lol
Hevy Devy for life! \m/
Weird. Every time I clicked on the comment box it linked to Devin’s website… strange. How I posted this comment remains a mystery to me. Also wanted to say, “I am stoked as well”. That is all.
If you click anywhere on the background it links to his site, a technique often deployed on free porn streaming websites, or so I hear.
There are free porn streaming websites that link to Devin’s site?
lulz
Whoa. That’s it. I got nothing.
I might, however, take off from work tomorrow – just to peruse these pages undisturbed.
…And really, if you’re both honest, you’ll cop to having done more than splash water on your faces. Totally understandable.
I’m totally geeked about this.
You mean, they had to take a hobo bath? (That’s when you get done bangin’ a chick out and you have to splash water on your cock to clean it.)
This is the only post I have wanted to comment on all day….
YOU GUYS SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST!!!! YAY!!!!
I am soo picking that shit up tomorrow…
I know myself, am totally ‘addicted’ to SUPERCRUSH! :-)
Tomorrow will rock!
Anyone have a change of underwear?
Maybe there will be something worth reading about on this site for once. Sounds awesome.
AAAAAUGH OH SHIT THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED AAUUUGH!!!!
Holy shit, that’s amazing.
MY BRAIN JUST LEAKED OUT OF MY EYE SOCKETS.
I’m going to have a hard time explaining to my boss why I can’t come in tomorrow. Any recommendations?
I’m erect.
It’s too bad this is happening on a day when I’m not at work. Yes, I really mean that. I’m not online for 8 hours straight when I’m at home. And Left 4 Dead 2 is out tomorrow.
I’m at work all day tomorrow, and will have MetalSucks open in a separate window all fucking day! All hail Devy!
OMG left 4 dead 2! To bad I’m in Kuwait.
This is awesome! And for the people at work tomorrow, can’t you get RSS feeds on your phones?
Good idea, but I don’t have internet on my ghetto ass phone. Gives me a good reason to get that iPhone I’ve been eyeing, though.
I imagine much scatalogical humour and brain-bending musings on the nature of space and time.
Devin is God.
Aaaah wonderful. Happy Devin Townsend Day everyone.
hooray a day without Attack! Attack!, Five Finger Death Punch, or Soulfly coverage!
I’m going to laugh my ass off if that’s all he posts, just to fuck with us.
i’m just sad that addicted is very meh. it all runs together, especially since everytime she sings it’s in the same range, so it gets that hatebreed-esque everything blends together kind of vibe…
Your name has to be ironic if that’s how you feel about addicted.
Your name has to be a tool reference if you’re smart enough come up with a totally sweet burn like that.
huuuuuuuuurffffff
lulz
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I guess my main opinion of ‘Addicted’ is that it was very different to what Devin had been saying about it. I thought it would be a heap of four-minute melodic bursts of brilliance along the lines of tracks like ‘Material’ from the ‘Physicist’ record.
But really it came across more like ‘Accelerated Evolution Part 2′. Still, that doesn’t stop it from being a great album, which it is.
Stoked indeed.
Maybe he’ll write a response on whether he likes his work to be represented through ziltoid
heh sweet burn dude
ziltoid is totally some dude on the internet whose musical opinions i disagree with
heh
Shit Yea!
NO FUCKING WAY
hahahahah hell yeah!
“…Vince.”
“Yea, Axl?”
“release HEVYDEVY upon the hords of metal suckers!”
“MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA”
get out
Dude you are SOOOOOOOO cool.
I was hoping that my copy of Addicted would have graced my mailbox today, but to no avail. But I will definitely be glued to this site tomorrow.
ALL. FUCKING. HAIL.
Tomorrow sounds like a good day to cut school.
:O
I can skip Metalsucks tomorrow and not miss anything good then. Of course, I could do that everyday.
So, aah… why don’t you? Or at least skip commenting…
I just jizzed in my pants.
This just made my day. I can’t fucking WAIT for tommorrow now…
Orgasm.
Holyshit its Devin Townsend!
Metal Sucks is not worthy of having the Almighty Devin Townsend run this site.
Devin Townsend. One Word to Describe this Man. Genius.
Well, this is awesome! Make him a new writer as well! Fuck it, just give Devin the entire website!
but if he did that, surely he would only be able to release 1 album per year instead of his requisite 4.
*jumping high fives Ziltoid*
i gave him a listen. meh.
not a fan. at all.
i imagine he’s a cool guy with a lot of insight but he looks like a douche bag in every one of his pictures.
So, basically you’re saying you’re an utter retard who has the same mindset as the simpletons who listen to shit like Britney Spears. You can’t look past surface impressions.
As a side note, this is the first thing Townsend’s ever done that has made me respect him a little less. Seriously.
OH MY FUCKING GOD !
this is FUCKING glorious
This is it. damn it. this is it guys.
Soo..It’s gonna coincide with the day when my Ziltoid-Ki-Addicted order is gonna be delivered. Sweet.
“a four album cycle”
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The best event that happened @ MetalSucks.net this year…Devin Townsend Sucks is just pure awesomeness…\m/
Devin Godsend :)