Comments on: HELLO, MY NAME IS DEVIN. CAN I TAKE YOUR STINKIN’ ORDER?

By: Isaac

Isaac — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 23:50:40 +0000

Oh, do shut up. That’s hilarious.

By: Alek

Alek — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:52:11 +0000

Mr Townsend, I would hate you far less, had you not asked me personally to suck your cock just for standing in the front row.

By: prives

prives — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:43:09 +0000

Strapping Young Lad rocks my hairy anus!

By: Christopher Jack

Christopher Jack — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:48:25 +0000

Devin you are the man!

By: oBESTIALo

oBESTIALo — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:57:18 +0000

btbam is better

By: GangrenousTesticle

GangrenousTesticle — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:41:44 +0000

The results are back, turns out Devin is objectively the best.

By: Patton

Patton — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:00:25 +0000

We really do !

By: Patton

Patton — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:58:37 +0000

I think you should get a beard or some other type of facial hair. Moustache would be EPIC and really fucking stupid :]

By: nada

nada — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:28:56 +0000

Thank you for all the wonderful music, Devin!

By: rachel

rachel — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:28:58 +0000

I blaired some SYL this morning and my dad thought it was too loud. I told him he doesn’t understand good music.

By: bretton

bretton — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:11:48 +0000

Man, I LOVE A&W burgers! those new sirloin ones… mmmmm

By: hi my name is mark

hi my name is mark — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:57:39 +0000

I say we sack Axl and Vince and make Devin Townsend the owner of devintownsendsucks.net!

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:52:17 +0000

It’s true, it’s really really true!! I heard about it, but I had to see for myself. Please leave MetalSucks in Mr. Townsend’s hands permanently.

By: nicos12

nicos12 — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:47:09 +0000

Mr Townsend, thank you, My friend Arose show me “Love?”, and HOLY SHIT was that heavy, damn

By: Austin

Austin — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:19:56 +0000

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!! You’re the man Devin. I’m really pissed that I go to school in Halifax ’cause I really want to see that tour you’re doing with BTBAM, Cynic, and Scale the Summit. That could be one of the greatest packages ever. Really considering flying to Toronto or Mtl to catch one of those shows. Ziltoid fuckin’ rocked btw, one of the best records I heard from ’07. Also, your parts on the Human Equation were some of the best on that album. Just keep doin’ what you’re doin’ Devin. You Rock!!

By: I killed a Dunky

I killed a Dunky — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:13:34 +0000

SENOR Devin Townsend mi hermanao bienvenido al “Metal Apesta” aqui en Republica Dominicana Escuchamos su musica y caigale un dia para ke se de par de Dominicanas como tiene ke ser: MR. DEVIN TOWSEND, MY BROTHER WELCOME TO METALSUCKS, We long time listeners here in DR, come to DR and feel the flva of our Dominican Womans.. HAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

By: WowWee!

WowWee! — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:35:25 +0000

Why didn’t you tour Vegas Devin? Now I have to drive to LA to see you! I’m not worth to recieve feedback from you, I’m not worthy!

By: Mike House

Mike House — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:32:15 +0000

We love you here in the UK too Devin!

By: Simon

Simon — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:28:28 +0000

I’m still chewing on Addicted. But one thing remains unquestionable- Anneke is a godess! If I could marry a voice it would be hers… It’s beyond everything. Esp. on The Gathering’s Mandylion and HTMAP.

Devin’s alright, too.

By: noobpotato

noobpotato — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:10:23 +0000

I came