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AT LAST: METALSUCKS SHIRTS AND HOODIES!!!

Thursday, November 19th, 2009 at 3:30pm by

We’ve been talking about making MetalSucks merch almost as long as there’s been a MetalSucks, and “When can I buy a shirt?” is easily one of the questions we’re asked most frequently (along with “When is Completely Unreadable Band Logo coming back?” and “Why are you guys such assholes?”). Well, the day has arrived at last – MetalSucks shirts and hoodies are here!

There are four different styles, which were graciously designed for us by Rodney Githens from Vertebrae 33, Sergeant D from Metal Inquistion and Stuff You Will Hate (check out his flickr page for more design work!), and Jesse Zuretti from The Binary Code. Everything will start shipping two weeks from today, but you can place pre-orders now.

Check out the various designs after the jump… we hope you’re as stoked on ‘em as we are!

Rodney_FRONTrodney_back

Designed Rodney Githens from Vertebrae 33

stacked_shirt_mock Designed by Sergeant D from Metal Inquistion and Stuff You Will Hate (flickr)

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Designed by Jesse Zuretti from The Binary Code

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Designed by some douche bag who runs a website

Place your orders here! Thanks!

-Axl & Vince

  • Stuart Scott

    Cooler than the other side of the pillow.

    • Double D

      Booyow!

  • I’m not racist, but I hate Oceano

    Wow these designs actually slay. I might have to get one, even though I find the idea of carrying around my favorite website to read music news that no one cares about kind of stupid.

    • Geekbeater

      1

      • WowWee!

        Ya I agree but I’m still gonna get one.

  • Gaia

    What would have been cool is if you somehow got John Baizley to do a t-shirt.

  • Caspar Colderson

    can we get those to Europe, too?

    • Zoker

      yes we can

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

        Like, fo weawz?

      • http://www.last.fm/user/M60Patton Patton

        They are really fucking expensive to deliver though :(

  • http://www.metalsucks.net/category/scraping-genius-off-the-wheel/ Gary Suarez

    I’LL TAKE EIGHT!

    • Jugglemonkey

      Haha, finally becoming a crafty consumer are we?

  • Tim-o-tato

    Getting a hoodie and a shirt….
    Time to rep this motha fucka on da streets!!! haha

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    As long as you guys don’t start giving them away as contest prizes.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    Heh… those are pretty cool. And I second the idea of a John Baizley shirt. I’m sure there’s always room for more designs in the future.

    In fact… I foresee a reader submission contest for new designs. You read it here first.

    • Kuranes

      As long as it’s done in MS Paint – that seems to be the MO around here.

    • http://seasofdreck.wordpress.com aaron m.

      i demand a ziltoid hoodie.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

        +1

        Even better: a series of Ziltoid hoodies and tees featuring different Ziltoid quotes.

        • loganarchy

          yes!!!! I’m actually surprised they didn’t do that in the first place…

          • Double D

            JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! Give it up with the Ziltoid shit! Does that dude even comment on this site anymore? I would have forgotten about him by now if it wasn’t for you assholes bringing his fucking name up all the time.

  • jason

    Solid designs. Well done.

  • http://seasofdreck.wordpress.com aaron m.

    i’d be down for wearing that sgt. d shirt as long as no one else buys it and i’m the only one.

  • SonOF

    Quality stuff. Nice work.

  • Brandog

    Niiiice. Although the completely unreadable Metal Sucks logo could have been a bit more unreadable.

  • vaste burai

    seems like you’d want ‘.net’ on there somewhere. hence the reason(advertising) for wearing one…

    .net on shirt once > ” no dude, its a website, yeah it’s metalsucks,net, yeah , net” 100 times

  • metalgf

    i’ve been waiting for this day!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Cefaratti/542463984 Chris Cefaratti

    Who’s the Manufacturer?
    If only it was Blue grape.

  • halloway

    ALL FUCKING BLACK?!

    • Discipleofthewatch

      Why, do you want a Hawaiian MetalSucks shirt with flowers?

      I am posting this from home on my new computer! Woo! Got my modem all online and everything.

      I’ll wear a MetalSucks shirt, for sure.

      • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

        Hawaiian MetalSucks shirt with flowers=metal

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

          Should totally happen.

  • BigDog696

    where’s the jewski design?

  • FuckYourGayEmoHaircut

    Holy Shit! Is that a jewish star on the first shirt istead of the usual pentagram?
    That’s fucking badass.

  • poopsmcgee

    if it’s not made by affliction, i’m not buying it

    • Truant

      Funniest thing ive ever read

  • msv81

    Just preordered the skull design and the simple “METAL SUCKS” on the front t-shirts. Awesome stuff.

  • Lando

    WTF no neon colours, and no v-necks?

    /sarcasm

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

    I just might have to get the one designed by Sergeant D.
    If onlys yous fucknuts were ables to ships to Denmarks thats is!!!
    Damn!

    • Caspar Colderson

      Kasper, I sorta gather that you from Middelfart or around that area, so we could basically order our shirts in the same package and split the porto… Basically…

  • http://myspace.com/mykee666 metal mykee

    just purchased the Reign In Blog shirt! so fucking bad ass! i love the jewish star, and the whole design itself just fuckin ruuuules! im so stoked to sport that shit around town! i’m always talking bout MetalSucks anyways, now i can silently rep it as well! woooo! nice work!

  • deathbyCTC

    I’ll buy one but i want it signed by Suarez.

  • pigchop

    Fuck this. No wait…be hardcore. Steal a plain, white tshirt from Walmart. Drag some blood from your own body (or if you really want to be hardcore, someone else’s body) and use that shit to write “METAL SUCKS” on the shirt. Home made joy you can proudly wear.

  • http://stuffyouwillhate.com Sergeant D

    Can’t wait to get a sample of one of these!

    If I ever do Stuff You Will Hate merch (which I may in the near future), you can fucking bet there will be neon v necks

  • pigchop

    yup…a bloody white tshirt. Perhaps the staff of Metal Sucks could donate some blood.

    http://i.imagehost.org/0695/whitet.jpg

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jorge-R-Valverth/521246222 Jorge R. Valverth

    hey you should give a few of those hoodies ona contest!

  • http://www.smnnews.com big_metal_al

    Please someone buy me the Reign In Blog one for Hannukah!

  • myke

    dudes already bought 2 gotta show some support on this site

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Lekberg/779008102 Jason Lekberg

    Genius designs. I should have expected as much. Well done guys!!

    • Discipleofthewatch

      Yeah, they are all awesome. It’s hard to choose just one or two.

  • Sandman

    I’m buying 1 of the unreadable band logo shirts.

  • Matt

    I want the sumericrabcore one hahahaha

  • joshkid

    I’m very torn between the first and last ones. I think I’ll have to buy BOTH!!!

  • joshkid

    And yes, the six pointed star of david http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_of_David
    FUCKIN SLAYS!!! The pentagram has gotten pretty boring/overused by now…
    Totally tr00 j00

  • orbital

    so want!

  • http://stuffyouwillhate.com Sergeant D

    I predict that my design will sell the worst, but the people who buy it are the coolest MS readers

  • Utmu

    Coincidence: I just emailed them about the Completely Unreadable Band logo… I WANT IT BACK… I WANNA WIN ME SOME PRIZES!

  • Corey Borger

    Consider those bought. Gotta go with the Reign In Blog one. Although I like the humor in the unreadable tee. i totally get that. And if your a fan of the site, you get it on 2 levels. :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Devon-Czekaj/550092101 Devon Czekaj

    I’ll be buying one of these in the near future.

  • Sandy n Papo

    Contest: the person who can read the shirt with the completley unreadable logo, gets the hoddie with the same logo

  • Mitchell

    This is kickass. I was looking into buy new band shirts and happened upon THIS. Why no Metalsucks logo from the top of the website page?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

      Because that would be too obvious. It’s like band t-shirts: they rarely design them with only the band-name/logo, because that would be too easy/boring to look at.
      But hey, the last one is pretty close right?

  • http://www.myspace.com/somethinglikesweet CJ

    Thank you for making the hoodie a zip hoodie!

  • Fufkin

    You’ve done a really good job with these!

  • Cam

    Even though it is lacking a gold leaf, tribal fire spewing dragon, I’ll definitely be buying a hoodie(or is it hoody, idk).

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Fritz-Pettersen/536945538 Fritz Pettersen

    Nice!!!!!!!! Preorderage!!!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/dadieBLOWSDOWNin281 dadie_killforweed

    I wonder how many tools are gonna hate on these shirts because they say MetalSucks, just because they don’t know about the site.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeremy-Rosen/834231 Jeremy Rosen

    Hoodie please!

  • terrybeans84

    you guys should make one that says “Metal Sucks…..Why are you guys such assholes?” I would sport that every day.

  • Joe

    Just got mine. I think my friends are going to be confused.

    Oh well.

  • http://www.cutch.ca Cutch

    I ordered mine in November… still have not received it!. When I track the order on the site it says out of stock?