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CRISTINA SCABBIA STANDS UP FOR ANIMALS, BUT NOT DROOLING FAN BOYS

 Thursday, November 19th, 2009 at 12:00pm by

I’m not sure what the what is the difference between Peta and Peta 2, other than Peta makes awesome ads like this one…

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…and Peta 2 makes less awesome ads like this one:

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Hey Cristina, I have nothing but respect for your talents as a singer, but throw a dog a frickin’ bone here, okay? You might be the only person in the world who could make me go vegan if you really put some, uh, effort into it…

-AR

[via Blabbermouth]

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  • West Virginia

    now thats a ass

    id tounge jam her fart box

    • matt

      lmao

    • http://www.youtube.com/DuncanDonuts3 Benjamin

      sung to colony of birchmen

      Tongue (tongue)

      Jam (jam)

      her fartbox

      I’m a sick fucker.

      • http://seasofdreck.wordpress.com aaron m.

        “Tongue (tongue)

        Jam (jam)

        her fartbox

        I’m a sick fucker.”

        somebody write a song and put this in it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Chakerian/3605403 Paul Chakerian

      I rofl’d.

      • orbital

        fucking post of the year right here. LOL

    • SonOF

      hahah, my thoughts exactly.

      Mendes’ ass is seriously a work of art in that pic (airbrushed and whatnot I’m sure, but we can dream)..

    • Binkles

      I tongue jamed the computer screen

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Winnett/504952291 Daniel Winnett

    if cristina sang for cattle decapitation (imagine travis ryan’s voice coming out of cristina’s mouth) then animal testing would be finished overnight

  • Double D

    Fuck Peta and fuck going vegan. There’s no pussy in the world that could keep me from eating good ol’ American red meat.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-Menard/502061034 Jesse Menard

      Amen.

    • West Virginia

      im looking forward to shooting a deer next week, thats food for a long while..

      not sure if theres many hunters around here, but that deer meat rocks. tastes better than beef too. so peta fuck you, put keep getting chicks like eva to do ads for you.

      • DemonicLemming

        I’m leaving tomorrow to get my stand set up….funny thing is, I’m in WV, too. Hunting down by Belington.

        And fuck vegans. Most of them are holier-than-thou tofu-scarfers, anyway.

    • Johnny Death

      So would you be willing to eat an all american extra veiny sausage?

      • Sacajawea

        Shut up Varg.

        • Johnny Death

          So sorry but i won’t shut up. Also I’m not a church burning, homophobic murderer. Furthermore, I’ll prove one of those things is definitly false about myself with the following….
          How about you and your buddies Lewis and Clark take an expedition into my trousers for a game of hide the all american extra veiny sausage.
          Okay now i’ll shut up

    • http://DarkTwinCities.com devil

      …and dying of good ol’ American colon cancer.

    • assface

      Pink meat is the same as red meat right? There may be specific pussy I wouldn’t eat, but it wouldn’t stop me from eating red meat OR pussy.

  • Johnny Death

    I agree with Christina’s ad. We all need to do our part to save mice and rats from horrible and pointless experiments. Nothing should have to eat the food from taco bell, that shits not even healty for the filthy garbage eating, sewer crawling rodents they are!

    • http://seasofdreck.wordpress.com aaron m.

      perhaps you’d like to be the one to test new food additives.

  • Sirhan Sirhan

    Crazy Legs Scabbia

    • Andy

      Apparently animal testing broke her legs, too…

    • http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/ Conor

      Whatever has happened to her legs in this picture seriously horrifies me.

  • xpurposex

    Could she possibly have more clothes on in this ad? Jesus…..

    What an unsexy picture….

    • Johnny Death

      Doesn’t Peta realize that its cruel to put clothes on a pig??

      • xpurposex

        Ouch, burn! hahaha

        I think she’s hot, but this ad is fucking retarded! Cristina is has done sexy photo shoots before and seems to be completely in touch with her body… at least show it off a little. The real tagline for this should be:

        ‘Cristina Scabbia in a tux breaks metal fans’ hearts… oh, and some animal rights bullshit’

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Crispen/100000169530540 Jason Crispen

        hey-0!

        • http://www.last.fm/user/M60Patton Patton

          They are getting Anette Olzon for their next add, she’s gonna wear a trench coat.

  • Rida

    That inked heart on Scabbia’s shirt is made from mouse blood. Hypocrite if I ever saw one.

    And I know my mouse blood.

  • timmah

    I can’t stand organizations like Peta. Bunch of radical, hypocritical know-nothings.

    They kill more animals than they “save.”

    http://www.petakillsanimals.com/

  • John

    The only thing funnier than vegans are atheist vegans. Its called evolution retards, those incisors in your mouth are for cutting meat.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

      Lulz is there such a thing as atheist vegans? I’m an atheist and think being vegan is just about as fucking dumb as it gets.

  • jackattack

    What I’ve never understood about the PETA doctrine is why it’s ok for lions to run down an antelope and tear it to shreds while it’s heart is still beating, but us humans can’t hang up a pig after we kill it quickly (in most cases), bleed it out and make a tasty pork chop out of it… someone explain to me (other than the “lion is doing it of instincts” argument) how that’s any worse?

    • syclonus

      eating meat is also a natural human instinct, so the instinct argument is moot.

    • Sandy n Papo

      the problem is not eatin meat, the problem is how the factories get it, just watch their videos…any person who wants to tell me Im not metal for being vegetarian?

  • Tim-o-tato

    PETA, is the adult campaign for fighting for animal rights…so naked people are cool for adults.
    PETA2, is the ‘kids’/'youth’ campaign designed to use teen idols and remodels to inform
    kids about the cruelty that takes place in the world towards animals….so naked people, not so cool….
    which sucks!!! haha

    Bleh…
    Now I want BK Lounge!!! haha

  • Elpants

    These ads make me want to stomp on a puppy.

  • Canvas Of Flesh

    I’ll start respecting the whole PETA movement once they start volunteering for the testing of food additives and drugs. Also, of the few vegans I know, none of them look especially healthy. I’m all for treating animals humanely, but there is a reason that humans have incisors.

    • Double D

      I completely agree! All of my friends/acquaintances who are vegan/vegetarian look so unhealthy. They’re always pale and thin and look like a strong gust of wind would take them away.

      • Sandy n Papo

        I have met a lot of fat people who are vegetarians too…..so are you guys saying that being fat=healthy? and skinny= unhealthy?… the pale, or the yellow color you see in these people is caused, for not being eating the blood cells that are in the meat

  • farts

    Fuck this garbage. Seriously. Who the fuck has time to care this much about this crap.

    I agree with above post.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Chakerian/3605403 Paul Chakerian
    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Chakerian/3605403 Paul Chakerian

      I know everything ’cause I eat vegetables.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    For every animal that they don’t eat, I eat two.

  • Carbonthief

    Hate to be picky about something like this, but that’s just way too obviously photoshopped to make the skin look smoother. Which is fine, but it doesn’t even look like skin anymore.

  • Nate L.

    BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAH ROFL ROFL

  • Masonic Wehrmacht

    In the words of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, “Just when I thought I’d seen it all, my eyes popped out, my dick got hard and I dropped my jaw.”

    Eva, baby.

  • TriviumMartyr

    The funny thing is that is just some old random picture of Cristina. I seriously doubt Cristina Scabbia would waste her time doing a phot shoot for PETA2(wtf is peta2)

  • Binkles

    I’d rather see cristina go naked

  • http://www.myspace.com/alexhaskett alex haskett

    im all for having animals treated well but i have to say i cannot stand peta or the people i know who support them in a big way, really annoying.

    and i like meat too much to give it up.

  • SourDeez

    If animal cruelty makes Eva Mendes get naked, then I really like animal cruelty.

    • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalism:_A_Love_Story ifixedatoiletonce

      LOL.

  • orbital

    bacon is life

  • Charlie

    I’m all for People Eating Tasty Animals(PETA).

  • Some Random Dude

    I can’t wait til my mink zoot suit comes in the mail.

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    She makes me want to start testing on animals myself.

    Was this the goal?

  • cm

    “i only joined a metal band to get my modeling career started”

  • Anthony

    As someone said, Peta 2 appeals to youth oriented people and tones down some of their ads and messages. A couple of metal artists other than Scabbia have done some stuff with Peta 2. Two names that come to mind are Chris Adler from Lamb of God and Brian Fair from Shadows Fall. I’m sure if The Agonist become bigger than they are now their singer Alissa (who’s vegan) will be doing some stuff for them.

    It’s also funny that Cristina is doing stuff for Peta 2 because she’s not a vegetarian, just against unnecessary cruelty to animals (while guys like Adler and Fair are vegetarians). Even meat-eaters who are against unnecessary animal cruelty are on Peta’s hit-list.

  • Sandwiches

    Well im a vegan atheist and I don’t feel too conflicted.

  • Steph

    It’s so retarded on how you guys look at the ad as it would be a Victoria’s secret one!!!!!
    So a woman is horrible with clothes on?
    I’m sure that if Cristina would have take a pic naked she’d immediately be the “whore” of the situation…and I’m also sure she decided to use a picture like this cause it’s more serious.
    Dumbasses!

  • fangandclaw

    Cristina Scabbia has class unlike the idiots like Hetfield and Nugent. Animal haters can’t face their own connection to other species. No one here can stand up for the animals. That would be too much fear
    to go through. Oh yes, you do know it is that.